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anybody got any good stories/rants/jokes or anything else? Tell all that good shit that doesent really fit in any other posts. enjoy
Proud Member Of the HoBum Posse
this one time, at band camp...
skiing is fun
my brother threw one of those hammer things you ouse to play crocket with at me once, it hit me in the forehead.
skiing is fun
i once got battery acid shot at me by evil atteries - luck i blinked - so now i only have a small tiny tiny scar on my eylid
Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Tech
Parents: **Still worried**
Today my sister had a little party, so i got to watch 13year olds get drunk from half a bear... it was funny, then they started hitting on me
When i got surgery on my ancle, some stuff they gave me made it so i couldnt pee... (they never told me) then the big fat hairy nurse wakes me up at 1 am and tells me i need to pee in 10mins or they will take it out by sticking a tube down my pee whole... lets just put it this way: i could pee in thos 10mins and i couldn run cuz of broken ancle.. worst day of my life
Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
haha, ok thats worst then 13 year old hitting on u
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