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Lanemeyers
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I have to do a project for business creating a new product. For e.g., one guy is making a bib you wear while driving so you don't get ashes on you while smoking. It is a powerpoint presentation. Any ideas?

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
Oct 2 2002 5:15PM
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alpentalik
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You know those bucket things that you hang from a horses head or neck so that they can eat out of it...make on of those for your waist so you can jack off and not need a tissue.


''...hot lava coming out of my ass.''
Oct 2 2002 6:11PM
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CTripper
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better yet, something that jerks off for you so you dont need a tissue, or a hand.

on a serious note, how about something for skiing, i cant think of anything right now.
-Chris

skiing is fun
Oct 2 2002 7:28PM
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alpentalik
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they already have those, but they're not really inventions....chimpanzees


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Oct 2 2002 7:35PM
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BigPerm
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a.k.a alpentaliks girlfriend.
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Sounds Cool...
Oct 2 2002 7:59PM
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*Neil
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haha, i love u



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Oct 2 2002 8:13PM
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alpentalik
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hell no, fuck girlfriends....so many monkeys so little time.


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Oct 2 2002 9:42PM
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Drail
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vibrating soother things for baby's...

Darryl Hunt

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Oct 2 2002 10:01PM
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JATS101
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how about a cap for the end of a plug, you would put it on any out let cords that are fraying and need repair, that arent in use, or are being packed away, i hate always bending the little outlet plugin things.
Oct 2 2002 10:21PM
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Whistlermann
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Make a jacket with a heating system for skiing... Thats what I did when I needed an invention and I failed... but don't worry thats only because I am an Idiot

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Oct 2 2002 10:28PM
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Lanemeyers
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Northface has already made a jacket with a heater in it. Thanks for the ideas, I think only one was serious! It's to be expected!

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
Oct 3 2002 9:55AM
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stixonmtholly
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Lane what's up it's your buddy ya know the overweight angy middleaged shit head that gave you a hard time the other day, well hey first off sorry for the bad posts. now for my idea, you know how everybody drinks water from bottles now how about ice cubes packaged so you could drop them in your bottle to help refresh it. you can't patent the ice cube shape but you can patent the packaging it comes in.
Oct 3 2002 10:12AM
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Lanemeyers
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Not bad, not bad! Yeah, I'll call a truce, but I'm keeping the signature, as a punter like yourself only comes around once in a blue moon, kiddin! Doesn't it make more sense to throw the bottle of water into the freezer? How about soap you use in the shower that has SPF 45 sunblock in it? That way when you shower in the morning you get blocked from UV rays! With the depleting ozone I could sell millions!

lanemeyers your looking for chicks on a male dominated web site, you might have better luck picking up some scrump if you skied.
p.s. I don't usually say things like that but come on you want girls, go to a bar or something not a damn ski site. By the way p----- isn't really like warm apple pie, someday you just might find that out.
Oct 3 2002 10:22AM
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stixonmtholly
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the idea behind the little packs of shaped ice is when your out and about you could pay only quarter for five or six pieces of ice at the always open 7-11 or a vending machine. They could be used in pop or sport drinks as well. I don't know about you but I always throw out half a pop or half a bottle of water cause it's warm. I think you should work on the sun screen soap as a parent it sounds like a wonderful idea.
Oct 3 2002 10:36AM
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gretegirl
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Pet Hotel
'Pipe Is Nice'
Oct 3 2002 12:33PM
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