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Skibum420
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as douglas puts it 'what the hell is that an ape on skies...look at him ski'
Fight the Man
Sep 30 2002 6:12PM
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EastCoastPride
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well, aren't we all apes to begin with...


yeah, look at the 'steeze 3' and you'll see what he's talking about.











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Sep 30 2002 6:14PM
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Sean14456
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lol he does look like an ape doing his 'steeze' 3
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Sep 30 2002 6:19PM
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dpoiii
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Yea i like those 3's..but he does looked kinda hunched over coming up to a rail/kicker..i kinda notcied that but its cool..just his personal style
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Sep 30 2002 6:25PM
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EastCoastPride
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'kinda' hunched over? the guy is almost sucking his own dick, and almost grabbing his skis before he hits the lip, look at the video of the steeze 3's. ya, his style though, it does look pretty cool.











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Sep 30 2002 6:27PM
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kevywevy
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haha monkey style

think about it. monkey style will bogle the mind.


meh?
Sep 30 2002 6:27PM
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EastCoastPride
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is that like doggy style?











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Sep 30 2002 6:28PM
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MadTrixter
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kristi has the funnies style comin up to jumps/rails, she looks like a beginner


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
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Sep 30 2002 6:29PM
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EastCoastPride
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you mean how she is in the backseat coming up to a rail, yeah, i've noticed that.











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Sep 30 2002 6:30PM
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MadTrixter
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she just pretty much all around sucks, the only reason she made pro is cause she's hot. she skied at my resort and there are peopl 10 times better than her(of course they were mostly guys)


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
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Sep 30 2002 6:33PM
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EastCoastPride
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stop the hate. you're just jealous because she won't have sex with you.











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Sep 30 2002 6:35PM
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MadTrixter
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yeash well at least i've seen her in a swim suit....in person, so ha!


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
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Sep 30 2002 6:37PM
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EastCoastPride
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congratulations you horny bastard.











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Sep 30 2002 6:37PM
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bkelly
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his style looks fucking sweet. its way better than being straight leged. but whatever.
Sep 30 2002 6:38PM
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MadTrixter
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i'm sorry, i just didn't have anything else to say


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
-Bradley Nowell
Sep 30 2002 6:39PM
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Jibtech
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you are a fucking retard
Sep 30 2002 6:42PM
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kevywevy
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so what is monkey style??? how to monkies have sex??? i know a guy who has kind of a monkey style. whenevery he skis he kinda squats and always has his arms kind of arched out so he look like he can't put his arms straight down. so when you watch him ski it looks like he is that cartoon gorilla who wares the little hat and wears overalls. i don't know if you guys know what im talking about so i'll just stop typing now.


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Sep 30 2002 6:45PM
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Harvey
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madd_trixx: have you seen Happy Dayz? There's no way you can think she's only a pro because she's a girl after seeing that.

As for tanner: Gorilla Steez!!!

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Sep 30 2002 6:46PM
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EastCoastPride
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yes i was going to say, he looks like a gorilla when he does that, hence the name gorilla steez.











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Sep 30 2002 6:49PM
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kevywevy
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yeah tanners new name is Gorilla Steez. thats what everybody has to call him from now on


meh?
Sep 30 2002 6:49PM
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Skibum420
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harvey just ripped all over madtrixx's life...amazing
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Sep 30 2002 7:03PM
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MadTrixter
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she's alright, but she's nowhere near as good as people make her out to be


'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than sensi, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'
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Sep 30 2002 7:06PM
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EastCoastPride
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to bad you can't 'make her out', huh?











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Sep 30 2002 7:07PM
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alpentalik
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yeah, harvmesiter said it...gorilla steeze


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Sep 30 2002 7:12PM
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Skibum420
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eastcoast that just wasnt funny...at all
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Sep 30 2002 7:16PM
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mammothpunks
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here is a picture of the ape himself on the new '03 (ass) Scratchs!


'I probably sound like a rambaling dork on the blunt commentary track. there use that or I'll fucking kill you fucking guy' -Jibtech

Sep 30 2002 7:22PM
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kevywevy
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nice!!!!!!


meh?
Sep 30 2002 7:27PM
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EastCoastPride
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ya, you can see the scratches...











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Sep 30 2002 7:30PM
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SUpilot
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ha nice pic. yeah looks like him.
Sep 30 2002 8:11PM
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threejay
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for some reason i really like tanners style. and ive been throwing my stuff on the tramp like that and it feels real smoove and fun.


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Sep 30 2002 9:27PM
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BrodyLeven
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its style

i support it.

i want my own style.

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Sep 30 2002 9:34PM
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SwitchMisty540
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tanner is smooth as hell regardless of the hunch or not
Sep 30 2002 9:38PM
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stephen_beast
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2 planker nuckle draggers, wasnt that an old skiboard movie, lets drop the poles and move to short boards! its a new revolution! jokes jokes. but anyways i sorta like gorilla steeze but i sorta dont i like vareity, smooth, stylie tech

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Sep 30 2002 9:42PM
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Rossiscratch
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Skibum420 = big time cock sucker


i remember halloween this day anything goes burning bodies hanging from poles i remember halloween
Sep 30 2002 10:22PM
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joker
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i can't believe no one has mentioned this yet: tanner is not the only one skiing like this. if you have been paying attention to everyone, you would see the number of pros skiing like this, such as turpin, dash, pollard, rinfret, c.r., just to name a few. it's just a natural way of riding down the hill that doesn't make us look like we have 'aspen ski instructor' form when we ski. it's kinda the same stance you would have on a snowboard, knees bent, arms hanging loosely, back hunched a little. it just looks and feels smooth. it's the way we are progressing...




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Sep 30 2002 10:30PM
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therealjerk
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bwaahahahhahahahaha, gold clausen. but yeah, u guys are way behind the curve if you havent heard of the gorilla steeze!

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Sep 30 2002 10:55PM
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Mahre
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i still give frazier and cummins the credit for it

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Oct 1 2002 12:23AM
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mammothpunks
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come to think of it, i ski wit the gorilla steeze too

'I probably sound like a rambaling dork on the blunt commentary track. there use that or I'll fucking kill you fucking guy' -Jibtech

Oct 1 2002 1:18AM
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powder99
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i would rather look like i had good skiing skills then look like an ape, they arent actually trying to look dumb so they don't look like a ski instructor? its sort of like the chiniese arial team, none of them can ski all they know how to do on skis is make it to the jump and land, i mean no offense to tanner or the other guys with the same style, but having good ski technique should mean a lot more to them, there is more to skiing than going form one jump to another
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Oct 1 2002 2:28AM
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format540
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To me tanner has no real style. and if he had style it's def monkey style. ooh oh ahha ahh
I quit school, got retarded, and now i'm a skier
Oct 1 2002 3:00AM
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nulkkis
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i agree with joker very fucking much here.
tanner's style is one of the best stylies out there. he's looking more snowboarder than old fucked up skier.


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Oct 1 2002 4:12AM
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heavymetalwinner
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man eric pollard started the gorrila steez. everyone just copying the shit out of his style. don't you all see that.
Oct 1 2002 1:04PM
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WAskier720
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no pollard didnt come up with it refer to andys post to see who actually did

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Oct 1 2002 1:15PM
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.otto.
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format540To me tanner has no real style. and if he had style it's def monkey style. ooh oh ahha ahh
I quit school, got retarded, and now i'm a skier

@Tannerhall420 shots fired
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gapersarefriends
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.otto.@Tannerhall420 shots fired


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Sep 2 2015 2:35PM
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Will.Herring
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wtf this thread is so old why just now comment on it?
Sep 2 2015 4:06PM
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JohnLocke
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#resurrectOGthreads 2015
Sep 2 2015 5:54PM
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.otto.
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Tip.Tuggerwtf this thread is so old why just now comment on it?


RESURECTION OF OG THREADS
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