Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Gay Park Passes

profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
Just got back from Wawa, and the new park pass program is so stupid. i think the mountain just found a new way to make 5 bucks. first of all, they make you go through a 45 minute course on park safety. second, almost all of the kids were 10 years old, wearing jeans and rear entry boots. for instance, i called out 'dropping' and as soon as I said that some old woman starts a snowplow right down the middle of the pipe. when I get to the bottom, i asked her what she was doing she replies' I was tricking, u got a problem with that'






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 11 2005 11:25PM
0 0
profile picture
D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
its not stupid it helps support the park and keeps a lot of stupid little shits out of the park.
Feb 11 2005 11:27PM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
wrong wrong wrong. did u read what i said at the end? nothing changed in that park. still stupid little kids with their mothers






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 11 2005 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
still helps support your park, they will be able to afford more rails, better grooming etc
Feb 11 2005 11:32PM
0 0
profile picture
skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yeah the profit mainly goes to the park and a large percentage of the fucking idiots in the park will be removed.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Feb 11 2005 11:34PM
0 0
profile picture
3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
Money for Grooming Hours, Snow Making, extra signage, liability, and stupid shits
_________________________________________
I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.

Hippi's don't stink: Patchouli does.
Feb 11 2005 11:34PM
0 0
profile picture
scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
did these mothers and little kids buy a pass? if so than their shouldnt be to many gorbs other than the few you were talking about.


machavok.com



Feb 11 2005 11:36PM
0 0
profile picture
yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
it's pretty much a 100% insurance issue.
*******************
'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
Feb 11 2005 11:37PM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
yes, the mothers and their preschoolers did watch the video and buy passes. i guess i could see where the profit comes in, just not at wachusett. the crowleys are greedy as fuck. they wont spend any money on the park, which is already really nice






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 11 2005 11:38PM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
didnt think of that yeti...






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 11 2005 11:39PM
0 0
profile picture
scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
^ if i found out that we were paying money to go towards a lodge at the bottom creating a 'world class' image, id fuckin riot.


machavok.com



Feb 11 2005 11:41PM
0 0
profile picture
BuckZ540
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
As long as there are parks, there are always going to be stupid ass gappers that go through them it is just something that we have to deal with, maybe if you went skiing during the week you wouldn't see so many. Bottom line skip school go skiing
Feb 11 2005 11:48PM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
not when you go to a private school with school on saturday. if I miss a day that 4 hours of work






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 11 2005 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
stop your fucking complaining, park passes are nothing but good. I wish my hill had one.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 11 2005 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
WOW. try accually visting a park with a pass. that goes for all of you. maybe other parks are better with passes.






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 11 2005 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
kmo777
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
a park pass is good but bad...it benefits because the money goes the park and only the park which allows upgrades, but it still doesnt keep the little jackasses out of the park..i mean whats 5$?







eAsT CoAsT
Feb 12 2005 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i wouldnt mind a park pass at all here in colorado because of all the god damn texans who come skiblading and cut you off. the only bad thing is it would be hard for tourists who are actually really into park because that means they gotta take time out of their vacation just so they can ride hte park. the resorts would lose money and customers i think. it is definitely a benefit for locals though
----------------------------------------
-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
Feb 12 2005 12:34AM
0 0
profile picture
fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
there would be even more 10 year olds with rear entry boots and their mothers if it weren't for the park pass, and it means more money going back into the park. look at whistler. their highest level is heaps less crowded than the other parks, and every now and then you get a shit person in there, but it's much worse outside where a special pass isn't required. and even though the passes are cheap, they help to buy the resort new rails, a better park crew, or whatever. whistler's system kicks butt and the park crew are awesome with maintenance and shit.






'this is just like sex, only im having it!'
Feb 12 2005 6:45AM
0 0
profile picture
SteezeNINE
Posts: 352 - Karma: 12
The 5 dollars doesnt go towards the park it goes towards a raffle for free shit which they will be giving out, but not sure when though. And you only have to watch a five minute video and fill out a form. There is no 45 minute lesson. It is the best thing that ever happend to wachusett becuase it took away 75 percent of those little shits which is good in my book.
Feb 12 2005 8:30AM
0 0
profile picture
360spins
Posts: 618 - Karma: 10
It true, $5 at your resort or wherever you are does not go to the park. In the case of WB for instance, its completely to pay for the administration of the passes - seriously - and frankly, to make the buyers feel like there is more seriousness to the pass. In places like Whistler and Blue, a pass-program for a gated park works really well, and is really important.

Your mountain staff need to get their poop in a group to make it work right.



'The money's in the medicine, not the cure!' Harvey
Feb 12 2005 9:56AM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
no. i doesnt take any little shits away. of course, this might have been because it was a friday night. and the course wasnt 45 minutes, but we had to stand in the cold, fill out forms, and watch a video which combinded took 45 minnutes.






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 12 2005 12:43PM
0 0
profile picture
wakeskier
Posts: 681 - Karma: 10
You're a whiney little bitch aren't you?
And yes, it does keep the vast majority of the little shits out of the park.
Since they instituted the pass last monday, I have not been cutoff yet in the park (6 nights of skiing) before the pass I was getting cutoff atleast every other run!
I don't know where you're getting 45m, it only took as long as it takes for one run (my buddy skied down and by the time he got back up the chairlift, I was done) It should be 45m though, with a test to pass at the end, that would be great!

In my opinion, the Park Pass has been a great idea! And so far has worked pretty well.
I was more than happy to pay the $5 and watch a little movie
Feb 13 2005 10:04PM
0 0
profile picture
BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
i think its a good idea cept for the 45 min saftey shit. Going through the trouble of getting a pass is enough to keep most people out of it

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
Feb 13 2005 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
at a place like breck i wish we had something like that. we get so many gappers that just come down through the park like its just another run. but they snak like its nothing. ive knuckled or flatted over many a 50ft jump there because a tourist wa in the way and i didnt want too kill them. i hope vail resorts is looking into this, it would be totaly worth the 5 bucks too me.


'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Feb 13 2005 10:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Justo8484
Posts: 3905 - Karma: 204
i wish my mountain had a park pass. i would be willing to pay an extra $50 for the year if it kept the weekend warriors and school groups out of the park. i had been cut off, run into, and run off jumps far too many times this season, and i have been injured because of it.
Feb 13 2005 10:36PM
0 0
profile picture
1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
at stratton you need to get a power park pass and it definatly helps people stay out of there park and that pass also works for whistlers park so if all ski areas some how joined togther or at least major ones with big parks they could make a slightly more dificult test/corse that would take more time and cost like 20 but it would be good for every moutain. this would stop any joeys from completing it becaus ethey woulnt waste a few hours of there time and spend 20 to go through a park. we would all just have to scarafice a day of skiing or a half day and 20 for a beter park experence everywhere and for the whole season. that is just like an idea i had it would never happen though but it would definatly be good

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

Feb 13 2005 10:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
Think all parks should do it, but enforce it. If your not going to use the features then YOU DONT GET A PASS. If your just going to ski through the park and not hit a single thing just to say 'yeh I went through the park' then you should not be allowed in it, or should not be allowed to just go through it OVER AND OVER and do nothing. Not only is it stupid, but it is not safe for those of us who are using the features.

Also the passes don't really encourage safe skiing, they just do it to lower their inssurance. When I did it last year at stratton, a snowboarder who was clearly new to the park was also going through it. The second we got out of it, he didn't go through the park to check things out, but instead thought it would be great to hit a battleship rail. He ended up with about 8 inches of his shin being split wide open. At the bottom I asked him something about it and he said yeh it was my first rail ever. This rail was a more technical rail that someone who has never hit a rail before SHOULD NOT HIT.

Anyway to end this rant. I think it is a good idea, but it needs to be rethought, or enforced, or something.
Feb 13 2005 10:44PM
0 0
profile picture
Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
hmmmm i thought stratton was the only place w/ the pass shit...ne way its free here

_
Its ok, he only thinks this site is for videos and pics. Maybe if we all stand real still, he won't find the forum
-Alex

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Feb 13 2005 10:46PM
0 0
profile picture
KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
i think thats a smart idea myself and i'm DRE and what i say GOESSSSS
SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.
Feb 13 2005 11:18PM
0 0
profile picture
SuperSwede
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
yea, strattons is free, they just make u watch a 10 min video and sign some papers
Feb 13 2005 11:31PM
0 0
profile picture
BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
yeah my hill has had the park pass for awhile, and I love it. obviously anyone can get a pass but the fact that the effort has to be made keeps out a LOT of people who might just cut in for a run or 2. lift lines are short, courtesy is generally better than most places where any idiot can come in to catch some sweet air off the side of a rail jump.
www.mauiimedia.com





P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
Feb 14 2005 12:21AM
0 0
profile picture
fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
'i'm tricking, you got a problem with that' that's fucking classic.
____________________

I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)



no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Feb 14 2005 2:38AM
0 0
profile picture
SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
wawa sucks balls. ski colorado you faggots

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it makes your cock smaller...when i started it already wasnt THAT big, but now its like a goddamn asparagus...-ATLANTASKI
Feb 14 2005 6:46AM
0 0
profile picture
Crazykid5298
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
Yeah, i think park passes are pretty cool.
Feb 14 2005 8:04AM
0 0
profile picture
spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
i agree the park pass would be a good, thing, but one problem would be that i ski with a group that goes to a different hill every weekend, that would mean that i would have to take the course every weekend, and i the day is short enought all ready, it doesnt need to be much shorter.




Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass


I AM CANADIAN!!!
Feb 14 2005 10:40AM
0 0
profile picture
B.Cox
Posts: 458 - Karma: 18
mountain creek has a park pass and at first it was intensely gay but then i was at the smaller park where you dont need a park pass and i almost flipped a shit at this family. the park pass is pretty awesome

Feb 14 2005 12:11PM
0 0
profile picture
TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
ya. i think in park that are VERY LARGE kids will stay out of. it doesnt help that wawa's park is right smackdab under the quad






Its Siver not Silver!
Feb 14 2005 7:59PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)