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What 5 things do you want to do before you die?

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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

Mine are:

1. Go to Ceasers Palace and say what alan said to the lady at the desk
2. Sky dive
3. Go to Florida to a girls gone wild shoot
4. Ski at Mammoth
5. Ski in Japan

Mar 15 2010 10:49PM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
1. Ski
2. Motocross
3. Crosscountry skiing
4. Sex
5. Experience love
Mar 15 2010 10:53PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
get laid
Mar 15 2010 10:54PM
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Reverend_Steeze
Posts: 296 - Karma: 16
1. punch a hooker.
2. smoke out a monk
3. kill Chris Crocker
4. Star in a Porno
5. Fuck Megan Fox
Mar 15 2010 11:01PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
2 week trip to japan
graduate college with a masters degree
more volunteer work in the dominican republic
one or two kids
do something that will make people remember me when i die
Mar 15 2010 11:02PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
1) skydive 2) storm a public beach in army gear with many friends 3) road gap on skis 4) fall in love 5) give a cop a get out of jail free monopoly card when i get pulled over
Mar 15 2010 11:03PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
be the only NS member ever!
Mar 15 2010 11:04PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
read all these top 5 threads over and over again...
Mar 15 2010 11:13PM
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PowdurWhore
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
1)Get degree in engineering
2)Get married have kids
3)Make lots of money and retire early
4)Build a house
5)Travel the world doing crazy and stupid shit before my time is up

Dont know how thats all is going to work out... #5 for sure
Mar 15 2010 11:14PM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
1) Skydive
2) Ski Japan
3) Go to the World Cup
4) Raise a family
5) Live out west
Mar 15 2010 11:16PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
start assassinating be the only one left standing.
Mar 15 2010 11:22PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
1) Finish degree
2) Be successful/but not too much
3) Save and change lives
4) Speak at TED
5) find someone to spend the rest of my life with




6) fbgm
Mar 15 2010 11:26PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105

1)Have kids

2)Jump out of a plane

3)Make a significant positive difference in somebody's life

4)It would be awesome to become 100% self sufficient some day

5)Graduate college

Mar 16 2010 12:11AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
1.have a child
2. go to europe with a nice ass car to drive the autobahn
3. get married
4. get a degree
5. win the game
Mar 16 2010 12:16AM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
the spice girls

haha jk jk
Mar 16 2010 12:18AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
1) Go Skydiving
2) Own a Successful Small Business
3) Go Streaking
4) Break a World Record
5) Create a Sculpture
Mar 16 2010 12:29AM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
1. Graduate college with my bachelor of architecture
2. Get married and have kids
3. Own my own architectural firm, or atleast be in a high-up position in someone else's
4. Ski in as many countries as time and money allow
5. Drive on the autobahn in Germany
Mar 16 2010 12:39AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
have sex
buy a truck
move to wyoming
build a house
live in the woods
Mar 16 2010 12:42AM
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LockyK
Posts: 404 - Karma: 16
streak through the quad to the gymnasiam
play beer bong with a politician and beat him/her
buy mittens with a animal pattern on them
ride a turkey
fist bump the pope.
Mar 16 2010 12:47AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
yes?
Mar 16 2010 12:50AM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
1. Take a year long trip around the world
2. Work in a world class kitchen somewhere abroad.
3. Get my masters.
4. Meet soul mate; make babies.
5. Do my part to leave the earth better than I found it.
Mar 16 2010 12:59AM
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juliana.
Posts: 751 - Karma: 12
1. Fall in love
2. Raise a family
3. Be successful
4. Travel to Tahiti, Thailand, St. Tropez and Monaco
5. Be happy with all that I do
Mar 16 2010 1:03AM
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denali.*
Posts: 39 - Karma: 35
your order here is very interesting
Mar 16 2010 1:28AM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Fuck, I just lost the game!
Mar 16 2010 1:37AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,399
1. Blank 2. Blank 3. Blank
Mar 16 2010 1:51AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
1. build a house.
2. skydive.
3. finish my book.
4. publish my book.
5. 4:20 am joint.
Mar 16 2010 1:55AM
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little1337
Posts: 8158 - Karma: 45,761

1.get rich

2.get laid

3.get laid again

4. ski with tom wallish

5.stay alive

Mar 16 2010 2:03AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
1. punch a bear in the face
2. run away
3. run towards a snow-covered road
4. ????


5. Click for larger imagelaugh
Mar 16 2010 7:47AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
do you write about bears? that would be awesome. you could write how you basically live with them and stage high five pics with tourists and the bears to make a living.
Mar 16 2010 7:49AM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
1. marry someone that's dead sexy
2. do something that will change the world
3. try food from all over the world
4. climb mt. Kilimanjaro
5. smoke a blunt with Jadakiss
Mar 16 2010 8:00AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i like that last one
Mar 16 2010 11:10PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i like that last one
Mar 16 2010 11:11PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
5 things that have NO possibility of happening:
1. Have sex with Stacy Keibler
2. Have a house that COULD get on Cribs
3. Own a Bentley Continental GT
4. Go heli skiing in Alaska
5. Make Kendo 8dan


5 things that could possibly happen:
1. Go cat skiing
2. Having a pro level MMA fight
3. Make a nice comfortable living where I can have a nice car and house
4. Have 2 or 3 dogs
5. See some of the most famous battlefields of WWII
Mar 16 2010 11:14PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
buy a shitty car and replace all the windows with plexy glass and beat the shit out of someone elses car if they cut me off really bad in traffic. then hide in my car and lock the doors and laugh at them. thats all i want to do before i die
Mar 16 2010 11:16PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
*in no particular order
Mar 16 2010 11:17PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20

1. get drunk and wake up in another country

2. rob a bank at gunpoint

3. smoke a blunt with Tommy Chong

4. grow a legit mustache

5. eifel tower a girl

Mar 16 2010 11:21PM
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Bonobo
Posts: 437 - Karma: 11
1. Kill Fred
2. Kill Chris Crocker
3. Kill Shane Dawson
4. Take a fat dump on his grave
5. Save the world from zombies
Mar 16 2010 11:26PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212

shoot a giant propane tank with a bazooka (from a safe distance)

have a chick snort coke of my penis while shes giving me head

paint my body black and pretend iam actualy black

figure out cold fusion and what teslsa was talking about

ski on every contenent

Mar 16 2010 11:30PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
then it's not extreme
Mar 16 2010 11:34PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
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EXTREME!!!!

Mar 16 2010 11:36PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
bike across europe

heli ski in the selkirks or monashees during a good snow year

ski all the famous resorts; breck, alta, jackson hole, mammoth etc...

win a contest.

achieve something I think is impossible right now.
Mar 16 2010 11:37PM
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Sleet
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
1) Go to space to do scientific research
2) Fuck Megan Fox
3) Throw a dub
4) Become certified in base jumping/skydiving
5) Eat a cookie
Mar 16 2010 11:40PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
haha touche
Mar 16 2010 11:41PM
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walcott
Posts: 319 - Karma: 39
I've laughed pretty hard about some of these
Mar 16 2010 11:42PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
1. Be happy, overall, all the time
2. Heli Ski in Alaska
3. Go to the Olympics (spectator)
4. Speak at Ted
5. Make a difference in someones life
Mar 16 2010 11:48PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
its hard to explain, but its the general idea of how humanity depends on our creations to sustain ourselves. basically what would happen if everything stopped working.
Mar 16 2010 11:49PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
K i dont want to search the internet for this because it not that often i run into slang that stumps me, but ns PLEASE tell me how to eifel tower a girl. +k for some funny shit, i have high expectations.
Mar 16 2010 11:52PM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
1. live out west
2. graduate college with a decent degree that will make some money
3. skydive
4. get a medical mary jane card within the next 5 years if its not legal by then
5. ski somewhere outside of the US
Mar 16 2010 11:57PM
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Patrick_Bateman
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
1. married/have daughter
2. knock out muhammad ali
3. travel europe
4. become successful, then lose it all in a poker game
5. give the grenade pin to Stansfield.. its from Mathilda..
Mar 16 2010 11:58PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
 ok. like close enough that your hair is all fucked up and your coverd in dirt giving you the lookl like you were near a explosion.. but not close enough to die...  sorry if if my life does not mean your EXTREME standards
Mar 17 2010 12:00AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,429
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

from urbandictionary. i didnt know either lol
Mar 17 2010 12:01AM
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