Salvia is fucked...

So some of my friends and I went on a four-day binge over Thanksgiving break and decided it was a good idea to try salvia.

So I take my two hits (20x) and completely randomly busted out laughing when one of my friends asked if I was feeling it yet. Laughing so hard tears were streaming down my face and I literally could not close my mouth. Then weird shit started happening.

All white surfaces in the room turned into Christmas lights, sort of as if someone had painted Christmas lights on to the walls and stuff. Except that the lights blared out into the middle of the room. I kept on trying to explain to my friends what I was seeing and failed miserably...

So they had their turns and I went for it again, the same thing with the laighing happened, but this time instead of Christmas lights my friends would periodically turn into gingerbread men, with like green frosting on their hands and shit... So I rolled around on the floor to avoid them pinching me because of course, after I told them they would ocassionally transform into gingerbread men they had to attack me in cookieform.

The weirdest part of the experience was that I knew I was fucked up, and I was in my own little world and no one else saw what I was seeing it but... that didn't help sober me up. I kept on seeing the most ridiculous shit. Yep, so that's my story.