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Warren Miller Quotes

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leone
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there's been so many memorable ones in the past.
some of my favorites are: "if at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
another one which was from higher ground was: "the best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been."
Nov 12 2005 10:36PM
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ThePoopSock
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my sig
Nov 12 2005 10:38PM
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leone
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^ yep you see that one i think in every movie or so
Nov 12 2005 10:40PM
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scientist
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"now heres my son kurt"
Nov 12 2005 10:46PM
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meggers
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"peopel wenrnt made to fly, thats why we make kickers" hehe i donno why but i love that one!
Nov 12 2005 11:21PM
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leone
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^that was from higher ground
Nov 12 2005 11:22PM
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skoganskier101
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"so pack your stuff in a u-haul trailer and move to steamboat" "with ski towns so big now, good chances are that whatever you do in a city you can easily do right here"
Nov 12 2005 11:37PM
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MdanteL
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"and i always say if you dont do it this year, you'll just be one year older when you do"
Nov 12 2005 11:55PM
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i_ski_switch
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"the best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been."

i like that one too
Nov 13 2005 12:13AM
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jambone
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"on the other hand u have different fingers"
Nov 13 2005 12:14AM
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fezz
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 "Don't take life too seriously, because you can't come out of it alive.” after watching refresh made me realize that warren miller is pretty much yoda
Dec 16 2009 6:01PM
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gypsytown
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i completelyyy agreee my favorite is "die living"
Dec 16 2009 6:10PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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all the ones i reamber are all ready taken

but the old sign off "this is warren miller, hope to see you next year same time same place"

Dec 16 2009 6:30PM
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theabortionator
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"lifes a garden, dig it"-warren miller
Dec 16 2009 6:30PM
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PeeDuBzz
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possibly my favorite quote ever....

but another good one is...


Dec 16 2009 6:53PM
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cbalkman
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I believe that's from Joe Dirt, isn't it?
Dec 16 2009 7:02PM
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cct_222
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"if there's a fork in the road, take it."
Dec 16 2009 7:09PM
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j_hamborg
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"This is Scott Fitch, from the planet Krypton"
Dec 16 2009 7:10PM
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leone
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hahaha, i was 17 when i made this thread right around my bday, classic
Dec 16 2009 7:12PM
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j_hamborg
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lol I didn't even notice how old this thread was :P
Dec 16 2009 7:15PM
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deleted5
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my sr. quote

don't take life seriously because if you do you'll never make it out alive
Dec 16 2009 7:17PM
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Mstchief
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"If you dont stomp your shit this year, you will be one year closer when you do"
Dec 16 2009 7:50PM
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danbrown
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That would be a Van Wilder quote
Dec 16 2009 7:52PM
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gypsytown
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this is deffinately from joe dirt
Dec 17 2009 2:58PM
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.jw
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“Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.” -Warren Miller
Dec 17 2009 3:03PM
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Travapple.
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yes.
Dec 17 2009 3:04PM
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jblaski
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"If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do"
-Warren Miller


I followed that quote, and now I'm out west, unemployed, no pass, and no money.

Rode 115 last year, none this year.
Thanks Warren Miller
Dec 17 2009 3:04PM
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HR8938Cephei
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"They say its always darkest before the dawn. So if your going to steal your neighbors newspaper... thats the time to do it."
Dec 17 2009 3:38PM
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.jw
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you can just hear warren miller's voice in that one....epic
Dec 17 2009 3:40PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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"If you want your skis, go get 'em"
Dec 17 2009 6:26PM
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Blandct
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is there one that is like

"the family that bitches together skis together"
Dec 17 2009 6:58PM
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BULLSEMEN
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Watch out, WME might sue you.
Dec 17 2009 8:51PM
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griffin.paisley
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i lol'ed
Dec 17 2009 9:25PM
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BackRoad
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i constantly use this in conversation
Dec 17 2009 9:45PM
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theabortionator
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Did you just blame warren miller for you not having money? Wow your unbelievably lame sir
Dec 17 2009 10:04PM
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SMH[-__-]
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ya'll need ta get offa warren aight
Dec 17 2009 10:15PM
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Uah
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"If your parents didn't have children, odds are.. you won't either"
Dec 17 2009 10:20PM
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Che~
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as he says in refresh, if you dont do a dub cork 1260 this year, you'll be one year older when you do
Dec 17 2009 10:25PM
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ghosfacekilla
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No we dont, shut up
Dec 17 2009 10:43PM
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Uah
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What a little fucker eh? He's a legend, hes a crucial reason your on a site thats devoted to skiing you ignorant little spit fuck
Dec 17 2009 10:49PM
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griffin.paisley
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"twin tip skis have insured that todays skiers can ride backwards, as much as they can forwards,









why the want to do that? i dont know....."
Dec 17 2009 11:11PM
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ghosfacekilla
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Why dont you read what I said a lil closer before you say something retarded
Dec 17 2009 11:37PM
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JOHNishi
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from an old movie seg at mammoth ~ "the guy with the red skis never skis, he just walks around the parking lot asking pretty ladies to adjust his bindings"

Dec 17 2009 11:45PM
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jblaski
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Sorry, sarcasm-o'-sender is broken.

I'm not directly blaming WM. That quote is a sticker on the front of my computer, and I stared at it every day before I moved out west. Now I'm in my situation.

No hate towards WM though.
Dec 17 2009 11:46PM
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garettnorthey
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"You can't get hurt skiing, unless you fall" - Warren Miller


Unfortunately, not-so-indestructable knee's have proven that theory wrong.

I just have to say that all you people that are quoting him in Refresh kinda make me angry. Seriously, quote the ones that everyone doesn't already know...
Dec 18 2009 12:37AM
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Static
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"They use recorded sentences of my voice from earlier films in order to what I think is keeping the public fooled that I am still involved. I am not…and I am sad to see the films losing their character and the culture that was so much fun and made them such an annual event."

"Work eight hours a day for a living and many more hours a day making movies and you’ll work all your life to be a success overnight."
Dec 18 2009 2:05AM
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Where-am-I
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great quote but its "if you don't stop you're shit of whistler"
Dec 18 2009 2:29AM
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wrichmond
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bump
such good quotes
Feb 8 2012 5:27PM
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Spinoza
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It's not your aptitude, but your attitude that determines your altitude". Is one of the best
Feb 8 2012 5:32PM
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Mr.Gaga
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Amen.
Feb 8 2012 6:22PM
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histonskiah
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Whoever says there a better skier now when they are 40 than when they were 20 sure was a lousy skier when they were 20
Jan 2 2015 5:46PM
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