It looks like you are using an ad blocker. That's okay. Who doesn't? But without advertising revenue, we can't keep making this site awesome. Click the link below for instructions on disabling adblock.
Quite possibly the coolest shirt you can ever own. I have no doubt that if I died and went to hell, Satan himself would be wearing this shirt while posting in the Ski Gabber a thread entitled, "Which Pro Skier is the Gayest?"
Performance
When I'm in my green Newschoolers.com shirt, I'm performing at THE maximum level. Like the film Spinal Tap, I'm cranked up to 11 when I'm wearing this sucker. Recently, I was trying to move some boxes but there was one box I simply couldn't lift, no matter how hard I tried. I took off my crappy Freeskier t-shirt, threw on my green Newschoolers.com shirt, and lifted that bitch with my left hand while cracking a beer with my right.
Design
Bright colors are where its at. Don't wear those stupid black, brown, or white shirts! This t-shirt says, "Hey everybody, come see how good I look."
Value
Some people used to donate and hope for a lock of Doug Bishop's hair in return. Now you can:
1) contribute to your favorite site, Newschoolers.com
2) get this incredible t-shirt
3) look incredibly good
4) help fund even more products that in the future will possibly be made from your own ideas or suggestions!
Let's recap.
Right now you're probably home, saying to yourself, "Ok, Mike. So you're telling me that I can purchase this t-shirt from NS while getting a cool money sign next to my name which will gain me access to the uber-cool Contributor's Forum and my money will not go into some greedy corporate bastard's pocket but into a fund that will be used to produce more cool Newschoolers.com gear?"
That's EXACTLY what I'm saying.
Tell me THAT isn't value?
Fit
My shirt is an extra large and it fits perfectly on my beer-toned body and six foot one frame!
Durability
I don't like doing laundry. I wore this shirt during finals week, over the graduation weekend, and on my trip home. It smelled like everything from booze to campfire to coffee. One spin in the wash and it was better than new. No color fading and no shrinking.
Comments