• Newschoolers.com Green NS T-Shirt 2008

      • Review by Rogge on Dec 31, 1969 @ 7:00 PM
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        Overall

        Quite possibly the coolest shirt you can ever own. I have no doubt that if I died and went to hell, Satan himself would be wearing this shirt while posting in the Ski Gabber a thread entitled, "Which Pro Skier is the Gayest?"

        Performance

        When I'm in my green Newschoolers.com shirt, I'm performing at THE maximum level. Like the film Spinal Tap, I'm cranked up to 11 when I'm wearing this sucker. Recently, I was trying to move some boxes but there was one box I simply couldn't lift, no matter how hard I tried. I took off my crappy Freeskier t-shirt, threw on my green Newschoolers.com shirt, and lifted that bitch with my left hand while cracking a beer with my right.

        Design

        Bright colors are where its at. Don't wear those stupid black, brown, or white shirts! This t-shirt says, "Hey everybody, come see how good I look."


        Value

        Some people used to donate and hope for a lock of Doug Bishop's hair in return. Now you can:

        1) contribute to your favorite site, Newschoolers.com
        2) get this incredible t-shirt
        3) look incredibly good
        4) help fund even more products that in the future will possibly be made from your own ideas or suggestions!

        Let's recap.

        Right now you're probably home, saying to yourself, "Ok, Mike. So you're telling me that I can purchase this t-shirt from NS while getting a cool money sign next to my name which will gain me access to the uber-cool Contributor's Forum and my money will not go into some greedy corporate bastard's pocket but into a fund that will be used to produce more cool Newschoolers.com gear?"

        That's EXACTLY what I'm saying.

        Tell me THAT isn't value?

        Fit

        My shirt is an extra large and it fits perfectly on my beer-toned body and six foot one frame!

        Durability

        I don't like doing laundry. I wore this shirt during finals week, over the graduation weekend, and on my trip home. It smelled like everything from booze to campfire to coffee. One spin in the wash and it was better than new. No color fading and no shrinking.

        Ratings:
        • Design
          Clean
          Busy
        • Weight
          Light
          Heavy
        • Durability
          Fragile
          Durable
        • Style
          Uncool
          Cool
        • Fit
          Tight
          Baggy
        • Waterproofing
          Wet
          Dry
        • Breathability
          Pourous
          Airtight
        • Warmth
          Cold
          Warm
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    • Product Information
    • Name:
    • Green NS T-Shirt
    • Manufacturer:
    • Newschoolers.com
    • Year:
    • 2008
    • Gender:
    • Male
    • At A Glance
    • Design
    • Clean
      Busy
    • Weight
    • Light
      Heavy
    • Durability
    • Fragile
      Durable
    • Style
    • Uncool
      Cool
    • Fit
    • Tight
      Baggy
    • Waterproofing
    • Wet
      Dry
    • Breathability
    • Pourous
      Airtight
    • Warmth
    • Cold
      Warm
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