What do you want the J Skis / Newschoolers collab ski to look like?

Mr.Bishop · 2013-10-17 23:03:38

Fuck it... we can't come up with something... and hell we probably shouldn't. So we're bringing you in on it - likely just like we should have from the beginning. My vote is to simply have the topsheet be a gigantic full frontal shot of the most beautiful Llama you've ever seen. Bases say 'newschoolers' and that's it. We have until Monday. If you feel like designing the ski, then fucking go for it. If you feel like making suggestions then more power to you. If you just feel like commenting / voting - then please take part. lets make the most fucked up cool thing ever. Yeah?

Bertrand

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Tanner halls face

At least one ferret

A dildo, or two

Llamas

Penguins

Fuck tons of penguins

A picture of the European guys from Hot Dog

Chads gap

"Ski patrol blew it up"

Sloths

"Poles or no poles"

"Skinny or baggy"

"Full tilts hurt my feet, what do I do?"

Ewoks

Thug Zone/Gucci Plateau

LJ's kneecap

Tom Wallisch derp face

Incorporate Starry Night somehow into it. For fun.

Oct 17 2013 11:15PM

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Grizzlycorns

Oct 17 2013 11:17PM

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SkierPT

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It should incorporate the greatest pics and photoshops from NS history. Solid 7, Jon Olson shops, tanner hall scream ect ect

Oct 17 2013 11:18PM

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DeRizzo

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Honestly I think we should make it really basic and sick looking rather than cluttered and just cheesy. I feel like it'd be sick if we had something super basic for the topsheet and then just went fucking ape on the base design.

Oct 17 2013 11:20PM

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My vote is for this. But could we add "Shit summer NSG sucks" and maybe some gaper quotes "What altitude do deer turn to elk?" stuff like that.

Oct 17 2013 11:21PM

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a glass of milk and a keyboard

Oct 17 2013 11:25PM

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SFB

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well considering this is NS you shold probably just cover the topsheets with this

and then say newschoolers on the bases.

Oct 17 2013 11:26PM

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I.Am.Lorde.

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all black topsheet and base

Oct 17 2013 11:27PM

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Mr.Bishop

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What about a majestic Llama on top and then all the fucking legend NS/NSG shit on the bottom?

Oct 17 2013 11:45PM

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It needs to be retarded

Oct 17 2013 11:46PM

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Oct 17 2013 11:52PM

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Llama's.

Oct 17 2013 11:53PM

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SFB

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i vote for this one

Oct 17 2013 11:54PM

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Llamacorn!

Oct 18 2013 12:07AM

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NinetyFour

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Easy now, I still have the ski template which this was created for. It might actually happen one day...

Although it is a masterful piece and would look good on just about any ski :D

Oct 18 2013 12:08AM

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black topsheet, black bases. Newschoolers on it somewhere small in a light color such as white, blue, green or red.

Oct 18 2013 12:10AM

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Agreed. If it's not retarded it's not NS.

Oct 18 2013 12:19AM

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FIBski

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i like the kids idea of including Hot Dog. That has to be done! Somehow incorporate it in to the ski with whatever you do!

Oct 18 2013 12:19AM

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Tree60

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Something simple on the top, and then on the bottom, something like this:

but with all the classic threads: how to get to chads, solid 7, I tried to rocker my own skis... stuff like that. I could mock one up later, but I'm lazy right now.

Oct 18 2013 12:25AM

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Parks.

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something simplistic but fun and dope would be reallly cool

Oct 18 2013 12:28AM

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Titties...titties everywhere.

Oct 18 2013 12:36AM

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Bertrand

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Wait...I'm legitimately pissed I forgot about this.

Oct 18 2013 12:37AM

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All black but with a white ns logo on the tip and tail

Oct 18 2013 12:41AM

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iggyskier

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Definitely needs some llama action....

Oct 18 2013 12:44AM

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Nudity.

Oct 18 2013 12:48AM

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japanada

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How do you get to Chads Gap?

Oct 18 2013 12:52AM

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Mr. Bishop's happy trail with Tanner Halls face as the bellybutton.

Oct 18 2013 12:54AM

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Needs a couple ripped shirtless men slapped on there for sure. Can't be too straight now.

Oct 18 2013 12:57AM

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NinetyFour

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Have Ian Compton style teeth like there are on the new Line TC skis, sporting one of David Lesh's finest Paul Wall grills.

Oct 18 2013 1:00AM

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Splice and Skiierman making love while hitting chads gap

Oct 18 2013 1:02AM

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I really like the idea of a straight colour topsheet (black) with a NS logo somewhere and then the bottom just a photoshop fuckfest of all the best threads, pics and sayings that NS has had

Oct 18 2013 1:22AM

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