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Most awkward place to fart.

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Spagett+
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Where is it?
Aug 28 2012 9:37PM
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Aidan-G
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It's more of a when. Rimjob
Aug 28 2012 9:37PM
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jensen
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For a female, while she is giving birth.
Aug 28 2012 9:38PM
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grown-ninja
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bj's.
Aug 28 2012 9:38PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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For a female, it's in my mouth. 


Awkward.
Aug 28 2012 9:39PM
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TOK
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While working out with ultra hot personal trainer. (female)
Aug 28 2012 9:39PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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in the gondola
Aug 28 2012 9:40PM
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ThundaKilla
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When you're creepin in the girls bathroom.
Aug 28 2012 9:40PM
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Sleepercell
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I was at church, I don't usually go but went with my grandparents and mom just because. When everyone went to communion I stayed since my grandparents don't like it when I go up since I'm not catholic.

Well anyways while everyone was up getting their crackers and such I released this massive fart. It was way louder than expected and everyone heard it and looked right back at me as my ass cheeks were slapping against the wood bench. I was like 10 at the time. Then my brother who was 7 says you could play a trumpet with that thing. Which just compounded the situation. All I can say is it was bad.
Aug 28 2012 9:44PM
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JAHpow
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A funeral I think would be pretty bad
Aug 28 2012 9:45PM
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Nathn
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As soon as you get pulled over
Aug 28 2012 9:45PM
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DrewPeacock
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When you were on the bus, and oh my, you see a cute girl. you then approach her. you flirt exchange numbers and meet up the next day for coffee. whist you are conversing over the 121$ Starbucks, she invites you back to her place. you go because you are one horny f'er. when you get there she rips off cloths to reveal her 36C breasts, and a aqua blue crotchless and ass less thong. she says she want to copulate, then she explodes into a horrible fart-explosion for a whole 3 mins, it then enters into 22 minuets of her standing there fapping with a horrible scared look of your face.
Aug 28 2012 9:49PM
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JAHpow
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^dafuq I just read
Aug 28 2012 9:52PM
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Alexander_Keith
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While at work at an office where you don't particularly get along with your coworkers
Aug 28 2012 9:56PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you try too hard. you lose.

and i would have to say the most awkward would be standing at the alter getting married.
Aug 28 2012 9:57PM
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yeahno
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your face
Aug 28 2012 9:57PM
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DrewPeacock
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i didnt try hard enough......
Aug 28 2012 9:59PM
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malux94
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Graduation speech. Oh my. Happened to a friend of mine. Otherwise, bj.
Aug 28 2012 10:00PM
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theabortionator
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While at the edge of the casket at a wake with a line of people behind you to view and silence in the air.
Aug 28 2012 10:02PM
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andybob
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In an elevator. Best is when you go to get off as people are getting on. lol
Aug 28 2012 10:03PM
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ThundaKilla
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When you are getting a physical and the nurse is checking your balls
Aug 28 2012 10:06PM
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bakedpow
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During physical therapy when someone is massaging your hammy.
Aug 28 2012 10:08PM
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.R-Lohin
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When you get a cavity search and the doctors hand its 2 feet up your asshole
Aug 28 2012 10:09PM
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Sleepercell
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Hahaha. God damn it, I am definitely guilty of this. I was at a hotel elevator and we had stopped to pick someone up on a floor before ours and my younger cousin says you tooted and holds his nose. And the person hears that and is apprehensive about getting into the elevator but they get in knowing I had just farted. I get off at the next floor and the other person had to stay in there.


Plane rides can be something else too. I kept having gas from this macaroni salad I had eaten about 6 hours prior. The guy sitting next to me complained to the flight attendant. I kept farting after that since the guy was making such a big fuss about it.
Aug 28 2012 10:11PM
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Brown_Bag
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haha, this for sure

Aug 28 2012 10:11PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Court Room. The acoustics make sure everyone hears the slightest fart.
Aug 28 2012 10:13PM
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nacho.steez
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when the school gave a moment of silence for 9/11 i ripped a massive one
Aug 28 2012 10:14PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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.........you dick
Aug 28 2012 10:16PM
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.R-Lohin
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Controversial fart. Not the smartest or funniest idea.
Aug 28 2012 10:17PM
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nacho.steez
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i coudnt stop it im sorry it was those beans that cafe gave
Aug 28 2012 10:17PM
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Flacko
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while jacking off, im always like do i continue with the smell of fart in the air or do i give up.
Aug 28 2012 10:19PM
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Errl
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LOL if only the video could be posted without a banhammer
Aug 28 2012 10:21PM
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JzD.
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In a pool full of girls. Especially when the water is calm.

Oh and in the shower, it always smells bad, not awkward but smelly
Aug 28 2012 10:31PM
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Sleepercell
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look up porn bloopers and there are plenty of the rim job farts. Some guys just blatantly do it to piss the girl off. Its quite funny actually.
Aug 28 2012 10:49PM
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SkierPT
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First date
Aug 28 2012 11:09PM
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Errl
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the first time i ever saw one i think i nearly fell over laughing so hard
Aug 28 2012 11:09PM
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Caspaaa
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see thats where you're wrong.



i've come to the realization that i was about to let one rip in a otherwise calm pool with other people in it before..... simply start swimming or say "i gotta go get something" and start swimming to the side of the pool.

splashes will cover up the fart. works like a charm.


in all seriousness though, either bj or reverse cowgirl



public places or events like funerals and weddings and what not aren't always that bad cause theres others to blame it on/you can act dumb. when it's just the two of you... theres no getting off the hook haha
Aug 28 2012 11:13PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Aug 29 2012 12:45AM
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Sleepercell
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I was browsing porn one day and I came across porn bloopers. There was this guy that was getting a rim job buy this girl and he farts. She says, "WHAT THE FUCK. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU." Guy says something along the lines of, "I'm sorry baby. It was an accident." The girl eventually calms down. and goes back and kneels down to finish the rim job segment. Right after she goes back down the guy rips hard ass. The girl loses it and starts hitting the guy. The shit was so god damn funny.
Aug 29 2012 12:58AM
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snowdon
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Lol did you know it's apparently pretty common for women to poop while they're giving birth?


Oh wait no girls don't poop. My bad.
Aug 29 2012 1:04AM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
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A couple of years ago my family and I went up to see mt.Rushmore. We went to some thing ware they talk to you about the monument kinda on this stage thing out side. Anyways, they open with the star spangled banner being played. About half way through my little sister makes a MASSIVE FART. The acoustics of the stage area reflect the sound and that shit echoes. Everyone heard it, and was pretty butt hurt about it. But we didn't care though cause we were all dying of laughter. We left pretty fast after that. I guess my sister thought it was gona be quite or something. LOL nope.


Aug 29 2012 1:46AM
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KillaSteeze
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while taking an exam that takes around 2-3 hours, and its dead silent in there
Aug 29 2012 2:00AM
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PJS.
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Aug 29 2012 2:02AM
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Peter.
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on the couch when you are with a chick for the first time
Aug 29 2012 2:04AM
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Piste.Off
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I don't know how many of you know what a Catholic Adoration is... but I went to a private middle school, and one time during Adoration, I ripped a huge fart in the middle of a dead silent church. My friend laughed so loud from the other side of the church. It was hilarious/awkward.
Aug 29 2012 2:08AM
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kungfusteeze
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Worst time for me was when me and the hottest girl I've ever had a chance with were getting all close. Things were quiet, and boom... Killed the moment. She got up and sat on the other side of the room the whole night. It sucked. :/
Aug 29 2012 3:43AM
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Gnarwall
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Dinner table at your girlfriends parents house.
Aug 29 2012 4:45AM
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I_Am_Mod
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when you go buying a car or a new sofa and right in front of the salesman you take a seat to test it out and you rip a nasty fart ....

the 'everything went better than expected' fart is probably the airplane fart, theres too much noise to hear it and the airco just rips it straight away, you hardly smell it yourself ....
Aug 29 2012 6:40AM
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Lé.Skiing
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one time I was in a grocery store farted by an ex gf and then walked away while other people were in the aisle..  more awkward for her cause it was potent.
Aug 29 2012 6:44AM
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whoa-dere
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during a test. i was the only one that was laughing too -__-
Feb 17 2013 1:03AM
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