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DJ accused of sucking the dicks of 3 sleeping men...

theabortionator

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/dajuan-porter-arrested-oral-sex-sleeping-men_n_1749769.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Aug 7 2012 11:16PM

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cubber

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Insane

I was one of the men, I was only pretending to be asleep

Aug 7 2012 11:30PM

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CrotchKiller

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Crazy Fool

i was the second, i was only pretending as well

Aug 7 2012 11:31PM

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Aidan-G

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Crazy Fool

You too? Great minds think alike

Aug 7 2012 11:31PM

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abathinggrape

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I bet they were having tight ass dreams before they woke up

Aug 7 2012 11:32PM

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cubber

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Looks like it actually turned into a weird sleeping fetish orgy. I'm okay with this. One of you guys left a bracelet deep inside me, btw

Aug 7 2012 11:34PM

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Aidan-G

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Mine. I was wondering where it went

Aug 7 2012 11:37PM

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CrotchKiller

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i found a Hersey kiss up my bum and my dick smelled like cheese, anyone take responsibility?

Aug 7 2012 11:43PM

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Aidan-G

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The cheese smell is my fault. I bathe in melted gouda. The hershey kiss must have been Cubber

Aug 7 2012 11:45PM

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Mr.Sloth

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This thread reached full blown homosexuality disturbing fast.

Aug 7 2012 11:46PM

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cubber

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I like to leave a tasty calling card, kind of like donating a fruit basket for future guests

Aug 7 2012 11:54PM

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Peter.

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i was the third, and i was definitely asleep at the start. i woke up during, and didn't stop him

Aug 7 2012 11:59PM

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midget.

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I am the DJ. Cubber has a tiny dick, but it tasted delicious anyway.

Aug 8 2012 12:01AM

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cubber

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Thanks to Aidan's Gouda

Aug 8 2012 12:10AM

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midget.

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nah that was a different time

Aug 8 2012 12:11AM

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Ski_Alot

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HAHA you guy's little banter is great

Aug 8 2012 12:14AM

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Lé.Skiing

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why cant it ever be a chick to do this kind of stuff... or maybe there is its just not sexual assault if the dudes enjoyed it.. lol

Aug 8 2012 12:20AM

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ForeverYung

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In regards to both article and thread...

Aug 8 2012 12:22AM

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theabortionator

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Aug 8 2012 5:44PM

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TheClap.

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its back

SLEEPING BJ's for all

Aug 8 2012 6:06PM

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Zimmerman

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i like this thread

Aug 8 2012 6:09PM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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only on NS...

Aug 8 2012 7:07PM

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Spinoza

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Are you uncomfortable?

Aug 8 2012 7:08PM

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FuckAllOfYou

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fail

just a little too late

Aug 8 2012 7:10PM

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iRapeKittens

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It's not gay if you don't pull on his hair.

Aug 8 2012 7:18PM

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crab_pretzel

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three counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, and three counts of sexual assault and burglary??? aw cmon, he was just trying to be a friend and do a favor for a couple of nice guys

Aug 8 2012 7:33PM

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theabortionator

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I kind of want to be in the court room for this. I know its serious and not funny and all that, but come on.

"I was having a lovely dream. Angelina was sucking my dick, the breeze on the beech, the sound of the waves, just kickin it at my mansion. It was amazing."