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Newschool Skiing on Wikipedia needs your help

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Benji.
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Hey NS, I have a class on information technology and recently we had to edit a page on wikipedia. I picked "Newschool skiing" and i was appalled at how little info there really was about it on the page.

So please please please help it out. Post the real information about this thing we call "Newschool skiing"

I dont think there are any better experts on newschooling than the newschoolers here on NS.

pictures, info, and whatever also might be helpful


Word peace



Here's the link if you cant type "newschool skiing" into wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschool_skiing


Oct 8 2010 11:24AM
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no_steeze
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it was started in 1825 by general custer
Oct 8 2010 11:26AM
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Nooschoolers
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........?
Oct 8 2010 11:26AM
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T-Holt
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JAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Oct 8 2010 11:48AM
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no_steeze
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look at it now


History

"Newschool skiing began in 1825 when General Custer discovered strange shapes of buffalo bones in Native American encampments after he slaughtered the villagers. Custer was, of course, an avid skier but he had never seen skis that curved up in the tail. He designed a pair of skis to model the curved tail because he dreamed of being able to ski backwards. Later that year, after he built a considerable number of houses in California, Custer brought his skis up to Donner Pass in CA and tested his new prototypes.
After promptly landing a Cork 1260 which required him to land backwards, Custer knew he had created an incredible sport. Moving forward 136 years, Custer was fed up with the lack of coverage his sport was getting. He proceeded to turn FIS which was originally an organization started by him (Fuck Indians and Shit) into Federation International de Ski. Yeah, bitch spoke French. He pushed for skiing to be featured in the XGames and before long it had transformed from an unknown sport to a very very unpopular and not well known support. Custer died a happy man in 2006.
In 1999, newschoolers.com formed as a haven for 14-17 year old boys who were struggling with Marijuana dependancy. It later turned into a skiing website and the average age decreased by 12 percent.
In 2002, skiers began dressing like black people in hope of having the smooth styling of many famous hip hop stars. This failed, yet the tradition of dressing in baggy clothing stuck around through the present day. Many are turned off by Newschool skiing because many of the people who partake in the sport look like huge faggots. Custer formed the sport as a white supremacy sport for he did not like any other races, therefore the sport was never successfully integrated with hip hop culture to the chagrin of about 10,000 14 year olds across the nation
In 2009, in hope of bringing more exposure to Newschool skiing, Custer's great great grandson, Drater, spread a rumor of a massively complicated newschool skiing game called Jib Life. Jib Life was the greatest trolling event in Newschool skiing history. It never even existed. Drater learned what his name mean when spelled backwards and he promptly committed suicide by joining the EpicSki forums.
Oct 8 2010 11:53AM
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no_steeze
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well i got a level 1 warning

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StevenR
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I lold'd
Oct 8 2010 12:00PM
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skichicky3
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Whoever did that is a genius
Oct 8 2010 12:10PM
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Noss.
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evan isnt good, hes fat
Oct 8 2010 12:13PM
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Heinzler
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ahahahahahahahahahaha win
Oct 8 2010 12:13PM
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foreverwinter
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I def lol'd in the office
Oct 8 2010 1:16PM
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KLovelace
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bahahahaha.
Oct 8 2010 1:19PM
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Mr.Feeny
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+k
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Mr.Feeny
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+k
Oct 8 2010 4:42PM
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Shreddysaurus
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"Early newschool skiers were very aware of the developing style and attitude of snowboarding, and adopted these for their own sport. The Newschool skier is related more to the snowboarder in his/her style than to the traditional skier's style."

Your welcome. :)
Oct 8 2010 4:48PM
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DERS.
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Brenone
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thats fucking great!
Oct 8 2010 4:56PM
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DUKES
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i just lol'd all over my keyboard
Oct 8 2010 4:57PM
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evanheath
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eheath needs his own page
Oct 8 2010 5:16PM
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S.Ki
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bahaha. what a quality thread :D that General Custer Shit was so great to read. i laughed sooo damn hard.

there should be a article about the afterbang-thing aswell, maybe copy and paste it from urbandictionary ;)

Oct 8 2010 5:45PM
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ButteredToast.
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HAHAH at Fuck Indians and Shit and "Drater"
Oct 8 2010 5:57PM
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gustafari
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hahaha the good old days of Custer
Oct 8 2010 6:15PM
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Gnarcoma
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meow

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p.hawks
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this is awesome
Oct 8 2010 7:42PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lol
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T-Holt
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Fuckin' great.
Oct 8 2010 8:04PM
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B4NE1
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First one under "culture". =)
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B4NE1
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First one under "culture". =)
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StevenR
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That was me. YES!
Oct 9 2010 8:26AM
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steezemeister
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the custer part is epic
Oct 9 2010 8:37AM
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OGHolliday
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Fucking Classic. Well done good sir.
Oct 9 2010 11:45AM
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JStrathern
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i havent laughed that hard in years. thank you so much gator
Oct 9 2010 12:10PM
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304NordMan
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Hahaha, thats awesome. K+
Oct 9 2010 12:15PM
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little1337
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we can all agree that gator has replaced e heath as the best poster of the year +k to you sir
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ORDEAL
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Big_Spence
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alex once again proves himself to be the best creative writer on NS.
Oct 9 2010 12:36PM
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*TURBONERD*
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agreed
Oct 9 2010 12:39PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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Fuck Indians and shit... haha awesome
Oct 9 2010 4:25PM
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no_steeze
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this is my first good one since the paper i wrote for victor
Oct 9 2010 5:58PM
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Big_Spence
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but there are so many other moments of your poetic genius that i see around this site on a daily basis, therefore you still hold the crown.
Oct 9 2010 5:59PM
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antwone
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we should have freeskier kid pictures summing up that shit.
Oct 9 2010 6:01PM
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Nooschoolers
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edited
Oct 9 2010 6:14PM
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Yossarian
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You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. +k
Oct 9 2010 6:14PM
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eNeRGy
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*TURBONERD*
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GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS
loljk
Oct 9 2010 6:52PM
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Masties
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Funniest thread ive read in a long time.
Oct 9 2010 8:50PM
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maximiliaan
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awesome
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lulz waz had
Oct 9 2010 11:15PM
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cooper.fry
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inb4 eheath buttfucks you guys
Oct 9 2010 11:21PM
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p-fo
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lol at pingu reference.
so epic!
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