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NS CONFESSIONS 2

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deleted5
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since no one has the email for NS CONFESSIONS im making a new one. so same thing go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html send to skiandtell@yahoo.com
Cliff notes!
1. Go to http://anonymouse.org/anonemail.html
2. Enter nsconfessions@gmail.com in the "to" field.
3. Type your awesome story/confession
4. It will get posted in this thread for an insane amount of lols.
Aug 2 2010 11:53PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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explain again why we need 2 threads
Aug 2 2010 11:54PM
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deleted5
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because the whole point of the NS CONFESSIONS is to post your story incase no one wants to know its them, but the person who made the thread in NS CONFESSIONS doesn't go on anymore and no one can get there storys out.
Aug 2 2010 11:57PM
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adamlukowski
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yeah the last one was people just PMing hte guy and it wasn't exactly anonymous lol
Aug 3 2010 12:03AM
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deleted5
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"I once made out with a cousin whilst drunk. I remember it, and I enjoyed it. I regret it, but I enjoyed it."
Aug 3 2010 12:04AM
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ButteredToast.
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ECB?

Olololol.

Also, make these italicized so they're easy to see!
Aug 3 2010 12:13AM
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skithesprings
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mine from the original thread.

I wasn't going to post this at all, even with the privacy email, but fuck it.

Once upon a time I was at a party following a school function with my date that I went with as a friend and was not really attracted to. After a good amount of vodka though, you could say I was slightly more persuadable than before and the two bowls I had shared with another friend hadn't helped either. So, long story short I end up gettin at it with my date because I was pretty drunk and high. I don't know what it was but something made me realize what I was doing and how much I didn't want to be doing it but I didn't want to just stop. So I'm just smashing it from behind and she went to turn back and look at me and I guess it just reminded me in my drunk/high state how much I didn't want to be doing what I was doing so I screamed "Dont fucking look at me!". I quit right there and left. I didn't see her for the rest of the night and I haven't talked to her since. It's been almost two years. I actually feel really terrible about it.
Aug 3 2010 12:21AM
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TheButterHashira
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I pissed in a swimming pool for the first time ever tonight. It was already pretty pissy water but it was a shitty neighborhood pool and I didn't feel like getting out.
I feel bad about it now.
Aug 3 2010 12:45AM
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CluckaChuck
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Shame Shame
Aug 3 2010 12:49AM
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omnomnom
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Cant wait to see some...
Aug 3 2010 12:51AM
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BootySpunk.
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Fucking epic.
Aug 3 2010 1:03AM
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theabortionator
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hmm let me think.
Aug 3 2010 1:04AM
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breckfreeskier
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amazing
Aug 3 2010 1:15AM
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deleted5
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"I went swimming with a bunch of friends once.
When all the girls got out to go change, I sat in the bushes
and watched them get naked together and then get clothed again.
I got a boner and felt like a creep. They dont know and they
never will.

Also, a while back one of my best friends whos a girl was sitting
in my lap. She was quite drunk. I wasn't. I felt her up.
She still doesn't know."
Aug 3 2010 1:17AM
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An10a_Eng
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i like how you put it in quotes so we wouldnt think it was you....im on to you zzzskizzz
Aug 3 2010 1:30AM
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deleted5
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i change my editing bar so it can automatically enable video i cant put stuff in bold text
Aug 3 2010 1:41AM
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MAJESTY
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threads
Aug 3 2010 2:08AM
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Nathn
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No need for anonymity really. Not really an embarrassing confession or anything but whatever. I'm not going to use names though.

*No one here is dating

So I was at a little hangout with four ladies, and me and three bros. Four on four. We start off drinking at about 9:00 and I kicked it off strong with three double shots. The ladies also started off pretty strong and in about a half hour we're good and drunk. I step outside with my friend and he pulls out a fat bleezy and I quit bud like almost a year ago, but at the moment it seemed like a great idea, so I did. Now we're in the hot tub and I'm thinking I'm that guy from that free diving video where he goes down forever while holding his breath and we're having a great time. Now I didn't know this at the time but the ladies had decided they were all going to hook up with us but my buddy was still waiting for his girl to arrive making it 5 girls 4 guys. The guys house I was at has a neighbor with a mad crush on him and wouldn't let his girl come over because she'd get mad at her and they're best friends. No big deal, right? Well at this point one of the girls who wasn't going to hook up had to stop home to pick up her things to stay over. She had a boyfriend and let me know nothing was going down, even though she was breaking up with him soon. I was fine with it seeing as though I had another girl in mind. Turns out, I'm Mr. Nice Guy when i'm crunk so i longboarded home with her. I come back and everyone's waaaay more hammed up, and One of them is sitting at the kitchen table with her guy and says "Weren't you just upstairs?" and I was like "No, why?" and she just left so I went up to do some investigating. I see my buddy whose girl didn't show up on the bed so I sit down next to him and ask him what's good and he says not too much. That's when I hear my lady say something from under the sheets when I realize I was sitting in the same bed that my friend was getting head in by the girl who told her friends she was gonna give me head. Shit sucks.
Aug 3 2010 2:15AM
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molsongolden
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this is terrible and awesome at the same time. you should call her up and apologize and take her out then have make up sex then yell at her and leave again.
Aug 3 2010 2:39AM
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theBearJew
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One day I decided to go to Moe's for lunch and get a nice burrito. I also ate queso there too. I got home a few hours later and had to pee. I was standing up while peeing and sometimes you know how you have to fart while pissing? Well I had to so I farted. The fart smelt like total ass btw. I soon realized that I had to poop while I was wizzing. So once I finished pissing, I sat down to take a dump. When I sat down I couldn't help but notice the pile of poop that was on the floor. Yep... I shit on the floor.

Mine from the original thread
Aug 3 2010 8:01AM
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skithesprings
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even though that sounds like an awesome idea, i think im way past having any chance of her even picking up the phone.


Aug 3 2010 10:57AM
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KLovelace
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ns confessions is just a place for younngins to confess (claim) about their sexcapades.
Aug 3 2010 11:33AM
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deleted5
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i don't really know what this means but i got this email

"i have become the new ECB"
Aug 3 2010 1:22PM
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.newman.
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awesome.
Aug 3 2010 1:33PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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hahahaha epic!!!!
Aug 3 2010 2:07PM
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martin.
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I beat off in a changing room when i was in 7th grade.
Aug 3 2010 2:13PM
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nolan.
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mall security was watching you..
Aug 3 2010 2:18PM
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pigglywiggly
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/claim hahaha
Aug 3 2010 2:22PM
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blong131
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this has to be the first time ive ever seen cliffnotes longer than the original instructions.
Aug 3 2010 2:48PM
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debrickshaw
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if people actually start confessing some of their darkest shit this is gonna get real good real fast
Aug 3 2010 3:06PM
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Zent33zy
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/claim
Aug 3 2010 4:44PM
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deleted5
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"I got a handjob on a plane under the blanket, I was in the window seat, my GF was in the middle seat, her mom was asleep in the aisle seat.
I slept with my ex's bestfriend almost immediately after we broke up, the girl who i slept with (the bestfriend) had just broken up with one of my good friends.
I hooked up with my best friend's little sister when we were at his lakehouse this summer, he still doesn't know and hopefully never will.
When I was real young, I scratched my butt not too long after taking a shit, and picked my nose. I cried for so long because for almost 12 hours I couldn't get the smell of shit out of my nose. for an entire day, everything I ate tasted and smelled like poop.
I'm kinda fooling around with a girl who has a boyfriend right now, not even my best friends know.
I had sex with a girl while we were sharing a loft with 2 other poeple, 2 nights in a row. The night before that she gave me head while we were in the tent with them"
Aug 3 2010 7:41PM
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deleted5
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"When i was in 2nd grade everyone was playing outside for recess. It was snowy so everyone was rocking their snow suits.
I dont remember why but this boy and girl were building a castle, i found a brick and thought it would be a nice addition. I brought it over to them and attempted to throw it next to their castle or something.
I ended up nailing the boy in the head with this fucking brick. I totally hid and since everyone was in snow clothes no one really saw me/who it was.
He was out of school for a month or so and his head was really fucked up. This is the worst thing i have ever done in my life, in second grade."
Aug 3 2010 7:42PM
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skiierman
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once when i was dating a chick that was paralyzed from the waist down, we were having sex and i decided to blow a load in her and proceeded to tell her of my mistake. a few days of agony and one doctor trip later, she found out she wasn't pregnant... she still doesn't know that i really blew the load in her ass and didn't tell her that as a joke.
Aug 3 2010 7:57PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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ha.....ha......not a great joke
Aug 3 2010 8:08PM
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dave44
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Yo, so which email is it?
Aug 3 2010 10:41PM
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T.Rex
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fuck all the privacy shit heres mine, i find it pretty funny,

so about 4 or 5 years ago it was black friday, i usually dont go out on black friday but i decided to go out with my mom, we were in philly at this time so all the malls down there are PACKED, about an hour into shopping i had to fart and farted, about 30 seconds after that my ass felt real warm so i put my hand down my pants to check and see what the fuck was going on, i put my hand down to feel something squishy and liquidy, and i realized i shit my pants, and it was bad, the worst code brown you could have had, well i told my mom we ran to the bathrooms on the way my mom stole a pack of boxers from jcpenny, we got to the bathrooms to find the mens room was closed for cleaning and there was a line already backuped for it, so i snuck into the girls bathroom and ran into an open stall and my mom kept gaurd for me, i spent the next 45 minutes wiping every bit of shit from my ass cheecks and the back of my legs, put on a new pair of boxers and proceed to leave the mall only to shit my pants in the car and have to wait 2 hours till we got at my house in northeast PA, im never eating so much food on thanksgiving and then going out again

Aug 3 2010 11:15PM
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bluedevil493
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sounds hilarious. props for having the balls to post though
Aug 4 2010 1:26AM
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Ko-Pain
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I have two bad expeirences with shit


1st
I had the runz and i knew i would get mad back splash so i decided to hover and i end up totally missing the toilet.

2nd
Prior to driving the last leg of our road trip me and my buddies Dan and IMHOTGARBAGE decide to stop for food and I'm really into spicy foods (finished blazing wing challenge in 2:46) i get some burger with tobasco sauce on it and were driving to a hotel and were stuck in dead end traffic no movement because of an accident and I start to get mad stomach cramps and had to shit superrrrrrrrrrrrrr bad so i decide to shit in the front seat of my spotless new car in a plastic bag because there was no where else to go we were surrounded by cliffs I shit like 5 pounds and set th bag on the side of the road. Worst 30mins of my life
Aug 4 2010 1:52AM
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MacNsteaze
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please be a guy...

Aug 4 2010 3:00AM
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Ko-Pain
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hahahahahah yes dude thatd be pretty fking duscusting if it was some chick
Aug 4 2010 3:02AM
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BootySpunk.
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I lol'd hard holy fuck that's epic.
Aug 4 2010 11:54AM
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Nathn
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I was hanging out of the drivers side backseat puking on some black peoples tires.
Aug 4 2010 4:05PM
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ButteredToast.
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Dude....

ew.
Aug 13 2010 6:23PM
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Juice.Doctor
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i was at the skatepark on a sunday and it was pretty empty. and i was holding in a shit for ages, but there was no bathroom around. it got so bad that i had to run to the woods and shit, but on i couldnt hold it and i shit in the middle of the parking lot. people were watching me and it was the most awkward moment of my life
Aug 13 2010 6:46PM
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WHO_DAT
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lmfao. Dude, +k for sharing.
Aug 13 2010 6:59PM
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2_fadez
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In first grade I hit a special ed kid in the head with a rock and then ditched. Never got caught.

I left one of my 1st grade campers (I'm a camp conselour) in the bathroom on the last day of camp after the kid had completely shit himself. I gave the kid a plastic bag, told him I was going and getting another conselour, hopped on the bus, and got the fuck out of there.
Aug 16 2010 1:19PM
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deleted5
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"OK so the other day I was on chatroullette, and I ended up chatting with this girl with some largesque ta-ta's. She insisted that I show her my dick and that she would remove her top and finger herself for me.

I made her promise. She promised.

So I removed my pants and began fapping. The screen quickly changed, and behold...


Roughly 25 black men at a house party laughing at me fapping to a fake GIF image.

I really hope that doesn't end up on YouTube. My life would be over."
Aug 17 2010 2:42AM
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DJohnson
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haha indeed
Aug 17 2010 2:42AM
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Milksteak
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Holy shit...That's rough to whoever said that...
Aug 17 2010 2:43AM
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mike91129
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I pooped a large poop underground at the mine i work at, just whipped down the coveralls and shat on the ground.
Aug 17 2010 2:53AM
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