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pCletus
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i got two average sised goats and out of nowhere the smaller one died....the larger stayed fine.....then i got another one and he was a lil smaller and outta nowhere he died today also...but the larger one stayes fine....has anyone heard of goats killing other goats? cuz thats my best guess or what might be happening
Jul 27 2010 9:32PM
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Motherfucka
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Quit fuckin starin at them
Jul 27 2010 9:33PM
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Bart.Man
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where do you live? Are they in a pen
Jul 27 2010 9:34PM
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pCletus
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quit starin at them?
Jul 27 2010 9:35PM
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Arabian.
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Either somebody likes a tight goat, or the large one is killing the smaller ones. How did they die?
Jul 27 2010 9:35PM
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pCletus
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johnstown new york and yes they are the pen is more than large enough for 8+ goats
Jul 27 2010 9:35PM
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skiminnesota
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its because you touch yourself at night.
Jul 27 2010 9:36PM
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bitchezluv=]
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most definitely maugwais
Jul 27 2010 9:36PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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bigfoot?
Jul 27 2010 9:37PM
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pCletus
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not a clue i leave the house to go to a store or somewhere came back and their dead
Jul 27 2010 9:37PM
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skiminnesota
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they're*
Jul 27 2010 9:38PM
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Arabian.
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Yeah I fucking get that. How did they die though? Blood loss? Bruised? Broken? Or did they just keel over and die?
Jul 27 2010 9:38PM
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Peter.
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this is a classic case of goat homicide.
Jul 27 2010 9:38PM
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pCletus
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grammers not my strongsuit

Jul 27 2010 9:38PM
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icon1234
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clearly chupacabras
Jul 27 2010 9:39PM
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pCletus
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one had 2 broken front legs and the most recent had no observant signs of any of the listed above
Jul 27 2010 9:40PM
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Arabian.
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Then somebody is killing them. Goats don't kill other goats by breaking their legs. You'll see head cracks and neck bites if the larger one is killing the smaller ones. I'd say somebody killed the first, and the second ate something poisonous. Nightshade, mushrooms, etc.
Jul 27 2010 9:42PM
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Benson23
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jealous goat? I say kill the big one, eat it and then kill the other one.... just because. Then buy 3 more goats and start all over. = Profit?
Jul 27 2010 9:42PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Damn it! You beat me to it! Definatly chupacabras, there are real I saw one in Mexico...
Jul 27 2010 9:42PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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"I'm bored. I'm gonna go break a goat's front legs."
Jul 27 2010 9:45PM
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pCletus
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the first ones legs were busted right at the joint....and the seccond was stomped into the ground....when i got him to go bury him he left a "footprint" in the ground
Jul 27 2010 9:45PM
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Arabian.
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I've seen it. Kids go around and fuck with cows and sheep all the time. Sometimes it involves baseball bats. I once saw a group of 6 kids stone a kitten to death. That's why I hate Mexico and am never going back.
Jul 27 2010 9:47PM
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1337
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only in mexico....
Jul 27 2010 9:50PM
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Motherfucka
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men who stare at goats.. ZING
Jul 27 2010 9:54PM
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pCletus
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oh i get it know....i feel retarded now cuz i didnt see it before

Jul 27 2010 9:57PM
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Scott0_robot0
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maybe the dingo got yo baby
Jul 27 2010 9:59PM
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Bart.Man
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what about coyotes?
Jul 27 2010 10:00PM
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skiminnesota
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eh i doubt it. granted im no biologist, let alone knowing an accurate picture of whats happening. but if it were a coyote it would probably be quite obvious.

IE it would be ripped up.
Jul 27 2010 10:03PM
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pCletus
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i thought about that also but their are no holeswhere they can enter and the fencing is like 8 feet high and the bodies are still intact and one is still alive
Jul 27 2010 10:04PM
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no_steeze
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get a new goat bigger than the larger one you currently have and see what happens
Jul 27 2010 10:05PM
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Bart.Man
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well thats all i got, maybe Satan worshipers haha
Jul 27 2010 10:06PM
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pCletus
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but if the larger one wold kill the smaller one then id be out of another goat which after bottle feeding anytype of animals you can grow attached to them very quickly
Jul 27 2010 10:07PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Hide inside the barn next to the door with a machete and when you see anyone try and walk in chop their head off before they can kill your goat.
Jul 27 2010 10:07PM
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Scott0_robot0
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actually get a go pro put it on the big goats head and see what happens
Jul 27 2010 10:09PM
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pCletus
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haha good call...but first im gonna get a trail camera and set it up to watch so if someone is doing it ill have evidence
Jul 27 2010 10:09PM
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pCletus
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go pro?
Jul 27 2010 10:10PM
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grown-ninja
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dont get a female they fuck like rabits in a few years you'll have 5o goats running aroung
Jul 27 2010 10:11PM
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Ski..4..Life
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lol at first i thought it was a riddle, then i realized it was an actual problem you had in real life and i laughed, so weird.
no explination except someone is fucking with you and your goats
Jul 27 2010 10:13PM
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pCletus
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the males are banded
Jul 27 2010 10:14PM
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Scott0_robot0
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what could this be?
Jul 27 2010 10:14PM
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pCletus
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not a clue and dont be sarcastice and fuck with me today cuz ive been awake since 5 this morning and now i had to bury a close pet....whenever i would walk by he would run right up to me
Jul 27 2010 10:17PM
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moonofendor
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the pen probably is on a magnetic field. this field is messing with the goats, and causing them to die. eventually all of the goats will die, it's just random that some stay alive and the other ones die.
Jul 27 2010 10:20PM
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JahJahBinks
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Have you ever thought that golem is living under your deck and comes out at night to kill your weakest goats for food?
Jul 27 2010 10:23PM
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no_steeze
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well it would solve several issues

1. if the smaller goat (the larger one right now) killed the larger new goat, you would learn that the larger goat right now is a serial killer

2. if the new larger goat killed the smaller goat, you would learn that larger goats always kill smaller goats

3. ????

4. you then discover that little mexican children have been killing your goats, kill them, sell their organs, profit

why don't you just mount cameras and see what happens?
Jul 27 2010 10:26PM
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Scott0_robot0
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oh shit my bad i thought you were being sarcastic, take no offense man. its just a small hd wide angle lens like the size of belt buckle its sick check em out.
Jul 27 2010 10:26PM
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pCletus
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iight thx for an awnser
Jul 27 2010 10:29PM
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pCletus
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yea ill have to go with the cameras...its the only assured way
Jul 27 2010 10:30PM
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no_steeze
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i wouldn't go with a gopro unless you're filming the goats for a short period of time

even with a 32gb card a gopro will only film for a few hours. you want some form of live feed camera or a motion detecting hunting camera (although it'll detect the goats if they move). these goats clearly mean a lot to you so you don't wanna fuck up the filming and lose another pet with no answers
Jul 27 2010 10:41PM
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pCletus
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yea thats true i was planing on getting the trail camera (the hunting camera)
Jul 28 2010 4:28PM
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styley.
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classic case. i get these all the time. don't worry. we will nab that mother fucker.

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Jul 28 2010 4:32PM
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103859264
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sorry about your goats... but the last reply you quoted made me lol :)

i hit a deer driving 2 nights ago.. it was sad :( it died.

Jul 28 2010 4:33PM
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