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The things you've done that you think have never been done before thread

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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,263
So post up some shit that you've done that you don't think anyone has ever done before, either out of stupidity or just plain boredom.

here's a couple for me:

-searched 'google' in google
-moshed to Don McLean singing American Pie
Aug 28 2008 2:29AM
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j-d-s
Posts: 119 - Karma: 11
ha ive googled google before. but for me
-i once drank dis-infectant
-passed out in a cold room
thats all i can think of so far.
Aug 28 2008 2:49AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
I have:

Taken a shit in a manhole
Taken a shit on home plate at an elementary school.
Aug 28 2008 3:07AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
I've googled "Google" but have you looked up dictionary in the dictionary.
the exact defenition is "you're an asshole"
Aug 28 2008 4:57AM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
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Aug 28 2008 8:17AM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
stealing Demetri Martin jokes is uncool.
Aug 28 2008 8:21AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
Ive googled google too...
I dont know if ive ever done anything too rare, atleast i cant remember anything now
Aug 28 2008 8:55AM
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theres_ghosts
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Aug 28 2008 9:42AM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
ha, caught in the act
Aug 28 2008 9:57AM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
got kicked out of a rent a center

using da vacuum cleaners in the store as jet packs to fly around with

all i can think of
Aug 28 2008 10:08AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
took a shit in my neighbors lawn in broad daylight, maybe that's been done before

shot a squirrels tail off with a bb gun when i was aiming for a can but the sight was off
Aug 28 2008 10:49AM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
tripped over a wall and landed on my feet after doing a front flip
Aug 28 2008 10:50AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
NICE
http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/
Aug 28 2008 11:14AM
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PATRON
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peed on canada and the u.s at the same time
Aug 28 2008 11:15AM
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n.porter
Posts: 85 - Karma: 11
I've done that too
Aug 28 2008 11:59AM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
-i got hooked by a fishing hook in my hand, and then proceeded to pass out from the pain as my cousin tried to pull it out because he didnt want to cut his 10 dollar lure up

i know theres more but i just woke up and that happened like a week ago so i remember it the best
Aug 28 2008 12:12PM
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wellpreparedrare
Posts: 651 - Karma: 11
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Aug 28 2008 12:16PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
pooped of a moving ski lift while there was 2 of my friends and a complete stranger riding with is, needless to say it was a bet.
Aug 28 2008 12:19PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,263
ahaha thats pretty funny
Aug 28 2008 12:56PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
threw a baseball at a squirrel on a tree and knocked it out
threw a baseball at a bird chillin on the ground and killed it (felt bad)

Aug 28 2008 2:08PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
been in jail for a few hours over a few sips of diet 7up
Aug 28 2008 2:15PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
ive peed on the us from canada
Aug 28 2008 2:16PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
your mom..




but i guess that wouldnt apply here
Aug 28 2008 2:19PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
back in 04 i told pete wentz he was a fagget

climbed on the roof of the lodge

said bomb on a airplane

pissed on my principals car
Aug 28 2008 2:21PM
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Liam.Butler
Posts: 709 - Karma: 17
Not me, but my friend took a shit in darly brunt, one of the Canadians idols drivers seat. huge claim I know.
Aug 28 2008 2:30PM
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Gonzoskier
Posts: 303 - Karma: 40

Killed a deer with a BB gun and got in trouble for it (hit it in the neck and the BB hit the spinal cord almost killing it instantly,  felt bad but amazed all at once)

Saw a squirrel get fried by electrical wires and then fall on a grill below

Got 4 tickets for MIP's (Minor in Position of Alcohol) and 3 were by the same cop

Graduated with a class of 7 in high school

Lost my wedding ring on the night of my wedding, didn't even have it on for more than 6 hrs (wife was not pissed at all which surprised the hell out of me.)

Want to get a tattoo of my wife’s hand print on my ass so it looks like she is smacking it

that’s about it i guess

Aug 28 2008 3:36PM
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SteezyThug
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Dude i also killed a deer with a bb gun.  It was out side and the dogs woudlnt stop barking at it so i went to shoot it in the butt, missed and killed it

Aug 28 2008 3:45PM
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hael
Posts: 571 - Karma: 15
my friend and i were in a target and we stuck like 25 plungers all over the linoleum in the aisle and then booked it out of there.

not funny but we were in like 7th grade, and it looked like a forest of plungers.
Aug 28 2008 4:30PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
slept in the computer lab 2 nights in one week because i was drunk and couldn't make it home
Aug 28 2008 5:00PM
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onearmwanderer
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 31
ha i thought i was the only one
Aug 28 2008 5:16PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
Quoting phishfood from Aug 28 2008 8:17:50:
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THAT
Aug 28 2008 5:30PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
R-Bertsch$
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4708 Posts
No Life
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Aug 28 2008
2:15:14
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been in jail for a few hours over a few sips of diet 7up
FUCKING SICK!!!

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GRFreeskier
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734 Posts
Ridiculous
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Aug 28 2008
2:16:40
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Quoting hustlafodo from Aug 28 2008 11:15:11:
peed on canada and the u.s at the same time
ive peed on the us from canada
but i used a condom!!
Aug 28 2008 5:31PM
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anxju
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OneArmedWonder
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110 Posts
Pro
Aug 28 2008
5:16:30
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Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
ha i thought i was the only one



MMMMMHMMMMM







Aug 28 2008 5:32PM
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anxju
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Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.

Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Quoting PaulMurderface from Aug 28 2008 1:50:38:
-Accidently ate white fertilizer in the grass thinking it was snow.
Aug 28 2008 5:35PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i hit a fly buzzing around with a spitball first try and killed it
Aug 28 2008 5:35PM
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anxju
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oh cool.  but are you as cool as me?
Aug 28 2008 5:36PM
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anxju
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mos def not
Aug 28 2008 5:36PM
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anxju
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Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:
oh cool.  but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:
oh cool.  but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:
oh cool.  but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:
oh cool.  but are you as cool as me?

Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:
oh cool.  but are you as cool as me?






told you so
Aug 28 2008 5:37PM
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Dylan_
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pissed in a fishes mouth
Aug 28 2008 5:38PM
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anxju
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but how did i do that when it was never said in the thread?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHOAAOHAOHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!
Aug 28 2008 5:38PM
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corona
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you done being a douch?
Aug 28 2008 5:38PM
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Scott~
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I got kicked out of rent a center too... fuckers

as for me... probably nothing~
Aug 28 2008 5:52PM
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anxju
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Quoting andyju04392$ from Aug 28 2008 5:36:10:
LOOK AT THIS QUOTE!!!!!!!!! IT WAS NEVER SAID BEFORE IN THE THREAD!!!!! ANDYJU IS A MAD H4X0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 28 2008 5:56PM
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eric25
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Grown a 5 1/2 inch long leg hair.
Aug 28 2008 6:01PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
nah, your real tight
Aug 28 2008 6:01PM
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Franny
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Picked up a condom thinking it was a POG (if you still remember what they are, round disc game)
Aug 28 2008 6:18PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
i knocked out a pigeon on my elementary school roof with a rock
Aug 28 2008 6:24PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
270 on switch up style rail to rail transfer pretzel 270 out... claim
Aug 28 2008 6:27PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
was playing golf and on my drive a frog jumped onto the golfball.
Aug 28 2008 6:27PM
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Skibumsmith
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I thought I'd heard the joke somewhere before but had forgotten where. Demetri Martin is awesome.
I have looked up dictionary in the dictionary though.

Also until this year I thought I was the only person that ever put on ski gear in the summer.
Aug 28 2008 6:34PM
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infedel_one
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your a stupid fuck who goes against all the hypricritical things you said in your fuckin call out thread to all of NS...go stick your dick in someones butt and pee in it
Aug 28 2008 9:27PM
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