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The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

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Sno.
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5 line max...

go!
Sep 24 2007 5:59PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Oh, nigga, you's a hoe
why doncha you get down low
and gimmie a blow
Sep 24 2007 6:08PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
fuck you man, i'll kick your ass
you's nothin' but a bitch who's got no class
man i'll fuck you mom, i'll fuck yo chick
cause no girl wants to fuck that lil' dick


OOOOOOOOH
Sep 24 2007 6:10PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
Haha nigga you white as heck
you say one thing about me ill break ya neck
You think u can come in hear and jus speak
Thas fuckin gay cause ur style is weak
Sep 24 2007 6:12PM
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dafromasta
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
You talk bout fucking, but you don't know that I just fucked yo girl on the 7th floor..
Sep 24 2007 6:14PM
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Mod
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Woah woah woah, hold it right there
I know I aint black, but I dont care
I'm a hardcore rapper see, a blast from the past
Oh and by the way I fucked you sister in the ass!
Sep 24 2007 6:15PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
way to go bitch, you can't spell here
that's probably cuz you's a fuckin' queer
i ain't got time fo' this shit no mo'
cuz i gots school work to do fo sho'
Sep 24 2007 6:15PM
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dafromasta
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10

Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched
Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta
Musta, thought I was sleazy
Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy
Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke
Ay yo Dre, whattup, check this nigga off loc
If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils
While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts
And I'ma snatch your ass from the backside
To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride
Now you might not understand me
Cause I'ma rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami
Then we gon creep to South Central
On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple
Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap
Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat
You tryin to check my homey, you better check yo self
Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER
Yeah nigga...
Sep 24 2007 6:17PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
it only works well if you write your own.
and im white, so i can't rap.
Sep 24 2007 6:20PM
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Mod
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It's a 5 line max ya fuck.
Sep 24 2007 6:20PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
oh......shit.......
end of thread
the kid pwns
Sep 24 2007 6:20PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
God I fucking hate this website and everyone on it.
Sep 24 2007 6:22PM
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Mod
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Sig'd.
Sep 24 2007 6:23PM
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Sno.
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my rhymes can't be confined to five lines
it doesn't do em justice, trust this, but for
the sake of this thread, i'll conserve, cause
none of you deserve the flow of my word
Sep 24 2007 6:23PM
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dizzasster12
Posts: 49 - Karma: 9
your a fuckin faget
no one wants to hear ure little bullshit
if u dont like the site
then get up out of it
Sep 24 2007 6:23PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Yo dude, respect the 5 line max
Do it again, get to lick some man sacks
Fuck that, you'd like that shit
Fucking-man-loving Brit...
Sep 24 2007 6:24PM
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Sno.
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those are DRE's
Sep 24 2007 6:24PM
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statuswhitegirl
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Sep 24 2007 6:25PM
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Galli
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good rap, you sound like crap
ill pull my gat and lay you
on YO BACK! bllllllatt
Sep 24 2007 6:26PM
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Mod
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Oh hell no, oh HELL no
You done made me mad
I know this rap
and it goes a little somethin like this.


Fuck bitches [3X]
Get money [3X]
Get money fuck bitches
Fuck bitches get money
Fuck bitches get money
Sep 24 2007 6:30PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
that's too bad, cuz we love you
we love you like a nice good poo
you better be proud, don't put up no fuss
cuz yo name is green, and you fuckin' mod us
Sep 24 2007 6:31PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
you spit bullshit like the pawn you are
propaganda ripped from dare, thats your calling card
good thing you're 15, kid, so theres still time
someone needs to call keanu so he can free your mind
strap u down and make you smoke, take the stick outta your ass
give u a slap upside your head and send u back to class
Sep 24 2007 6:32PM
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siver-cartel
Posts: 281 - Karma: 104
better spit your own shit no time for plagarism or you'll get hit
Sep 24 2007 6:34PM
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Sno.
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you spittin' shit bout the matrix?
shit i can't take this, fuck the red, fuck the blue, and if you choose one then fuck you too! I dont need to pop pills, got an entourage to slang 'em for bills
Sep 24 2007 6:35PM
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Mod
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Go ahead and insult my opinions if you wants
Because I dont like smoke and dont roll up blunts
I'm actually 17 friend, so times runnin out
And to add some steeze, I fucked your mom more times than I can count!
Sep 24 2007 6:36PM
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salomonskiier12
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Yo gabrabraba or watever the fuck
it looks like you just fucked a duck.
you from st helens and u not at all like a felon
you cant fight at all and you shop at hot topic (which is in the mall)
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Sep 24 2007 7:00PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
if you keep fucking around like you do, you'll get an STD,
raps so whack on here they deserve to be on MTV.
if you want a real thread, check out poetry in Media and Arts,
we slay all day, carry away bodies in carts.

stop the thread now it's over
Sep 24 2007 7:03PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Media & Arts poet acting all pretentious,
I got the NSG kids screaming "Please defend us!"
Act like you're the shit but your rap's hurrendous
Like a Ford truck or George Bush's Iraq agendas.

Sep 24 2007 7:19PM
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doritos
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Oh, and foodisfun is the man, this is just for the sake of the thread haha.... I feel all bad now...
Sep 24 2007 7:20PM
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Sno.
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i saw your thread, but it wasn't a battle
just a bunch of examples, of how you can rattle
maybe i wouldnt have made this, had i seen your thread first
but this wasnt rehearsed, i just wanted to verse
i haven't done my part in media&arts, i'll admit
but don't throw a fit, ive been an NSG whore,
but if you want something more, i'll stray that way...

have a nice day.
Sep 24 2007 7:20PM
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Mod
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Calan raps and she acts all Black
Little does she know Gava's on the attack
Hey what is that? It smells like fish
This is your last warning, keep your legs closed bitch.


Do you want frys with that?
Sep 24 2007 7:22PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287

no worries son, you gotta lay down lines when the times right,
don't wanna get showed up, you'll be awake all night.
thinking "why didn't i do better, i should've brought the rhymes hardcore,
opportunity was knocking, but my cracka ass shut the door."

Sep 24 2007 7:28PM
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doritos
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Step to me fool, and I'll walk into my kitchen
Where I keep my "specialty" blades in a drawer well-hidden
I'll make a precision incision just like laser eye vision
Except my mission is different; to put you into submission
You know I'm efficient, leaving you wishing
That you hadn't gone dissing the king of hip hop spitting.

For the record, I did come up with that, but it was awhile ago for something else haha...


Sep 24 2007 7:37PM
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Sno.
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how many times do you say that each day?
workin' fast food for minimum pay
i'm sick of seeing your posts, disappear like a ghost
always claiming ohio, you must have a crush on Jim Tressel's
join the team, bend over, let him pop some blood vessels
what the heck man, was that you last night screaming "oh! Todd Boeckman!", i hear your his favorite receiver, your ass tight as pigs skin, he chops it up like june cleaver. dont tell a girl to keep her legs closed, unless you're fully prepared to get hosed.
Sep 24 2007 7:40PM
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Mod
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OH-IO, OH-IO, you know how it go
Ohio State kickin ass, I'm sure you already know
You can say I like Tressel with a passion
Mike Holmgren enjoys sucking dick like its going out of fashion
Yeah, Seahawks own Browns any day
But Seahawks vs. OSU, we know who'd win that game
Sep 24 2007 7:49PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
hey Gavajabra your a fag
your a little douchebag
you roll on the floor and maon for more
you met a guy named bob
and polished his nob
I dont know your future because its foggy
but I do know that your balls are soggy
and I got only one thing left to say
Gavajabra your gay
Sep 24 2007 7:52PM
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TheButterHashira
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you talk alot shit bout him bein gay
but if you had it your way youd be up his hershey highway
Sep 24 2007 8:01PM
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Sno.
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say what you want about your amateur athletes
they aint got shit till their names on their cleats
and dont get me started on the browns
an embarassment to your state, should be named the cleveland clowns
we all know how they got that name, it aint no mystery
favre came in, packed thier fudge, and the rest is history
why do you think they're called the packers?
i heard you had a three-some with favre and neil rackers.
Sep 24 2007 8:02PM
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doritos
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That... was actually pretty fucking dope.
Sep 24 2007 8:03PM
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JayDope
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7th floor crew, miami ftbl team?! Greg Olsen went to my highschool, his dad coaches here, that rap is sooo funny
Sep 24 2007 8:06PM
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Mod
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I can agree with that,
the Browns game is pretty wild
Of all Ohio sports,
they're the red headed step child
But what about our Cavs? Our Indians? Or bucks?
When I look at Seattle
I see a bunch of schmucks
I dont understand why your so happy as you seem
Because all that citys got is a mediocre Football team.
Sep 24 2007 8:07PM
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Sno.
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so quick to get down on seattle
but I'm sorry my friend you've already lost this battle
starbucks, boeing, amazon, i could list em
but there's no use, we own you and your MS operating system.
Sep 24 2007 8:13PM
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MistaFab
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lil nigga's cant shit with out metamusel
its i high fiber diet you gotta get used to
purple drank and chicken makes ya pooper clog
so you bouncin on the toilet like an anrgy frog
so im out bitch, thats all i got to spit
so be health conscious when it comes to your shit

Sep 24 2007 8:17PM
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quixotic
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Bitch, go suck a dick

thats about how good my rapping gets..
Sep 24 2007 8:19PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
yo' list ain't complete, don't fo'get 'bout rain
can't understand why the hell you'd remain
yeah ya'll's got nirvana, a band who was number one
now go pull a cobain, and go suck shotgun
Sep 24 2007 8:20PM
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Mod
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What? You call that a rebuttle? You better step up your game
If thats your best shit, then your pretty lame
When youre tired of living in a state, shitty as can be
Then baby you can come live in Ohio with me.
Sep 24 2007 8:21PM
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Mod
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Cobain? Yeah that fucker went to hell
But hey, youre welcome for Dave Chappelle
Oh and while we're handing out thank yous
You can thank us for Halle Berry in Swordfish, too.
Sep 24 2007 8:23PM
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dweezileast
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Once in a while, it's alright to be a human being. The rest of us won't judge you, I promise
Sep 24 2007 8:23PM
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steezyjibber
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^wow that was weak, if i could say the least
i had a dinner party last night, a big fuckin feast
all the ladies were there, havin a good old time
i was bangin around, spittin an ill rhyme

WORD
Sep 24 2007 8:24PM
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Sno.
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in case you haven't noticed i bring the precipitation
where do you want me to go? your shitty side of the nation?
i hear the smaller the state, the smaller the cock
at least massachusetts has got plymouth rock, now tell me...

whats new hampshire got?
Sep 24 2007 8:31PM
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steezyjibber
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^
well lets see, you're a girl, so you can rap for shit.
your rhymes remind me of when i swallow a pit.
yeah you heard, ya fuckin suck, at rapping and cocks
im sorry, i'll be on in my hood, shooting my glocks.
Sep 24 2007 8:35PM
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