Figured I would join the bandwagon and start blogging about the impending end of the world. That’s right, SWINE FLU!  Chances are, you’re going to get it and die in a horrifically grizzly death which is sure to be the most painful thing you’ve ever endured.  Loved ones will watch as this unforgiving sickness ravages your body, systematically dismantling every single one of your internal organs leaving you nothing more than a disgusting shadow of your former self.

Thankfully, there are websites now devoted to online screening of this impending disaster.  So, do yourself a favor and get screened online.