Introducing one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind.  No, I’m not talking about fire or the wheel.  This, my friends, is a bottle opener that instantly opens every single frothy ale in a case of beer.

Ready to start up a night of binge drinking?  Have a thirsty baseball team that needs some ice-cold alcoholic refreshment?  Hell, maybe you’re just a raving alcoholic who wants to put a hurt on a case of beer!  Either way, everyone under the age of 30 needs this device.