You know the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd dumps the van for a moped and drives up to a visibly upset Harry? If you don't, the exchange goes something like this (stolen from IMDB)Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself! That quote completely encapsulates how I feel about John Symms! He was lacking a little in the "good blog" department, a department I've come to know and sort of respect him for being in. Christ, he was practically the General Manager of that department. Oh well, doesn't matter because he's back with a great contest for Fauxhawk February... The First Annual Glen Fake Contest. For all the details and how John can make all of your wildest dreams come true, head on over to for all the juicy details! and while you're at it, head on over to for more details on other things like skiing, Las Vegas, and Jeff Schmuck! -Rogge