How many stupid made up holidays do we need? Being environmentally conscious should be something that you should be aware of 365 days a year, 366 during a leap year. People have been getting assaulted with so called “green” initiatives over the last few years, so do we really need Earth Day anymore?

Anyway, go plant a tree or some shit. I’m going to put out that tire fire in my backyard with a gallon of freon.