|Member Since:||September 2017|
|Karma Points:||44,603 (Ranked #20)|
|Current Status:||Offending rich jerries since 1990; killed by Izzy|
|Sponsors:||My mom, Goodwill|
|Best Tricks:||Drinking while skiing; pretending to be ski patrol; being a try-hard local|
|My Gear:||Kincos, Coors, and custom-built skis that ski like garbage... (lies) Wrenegade 96, Kartel/Jeffrey 108|
-If you never fall, you're probably not pushing your limits hard enough.