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GNAR D.CREW EDITION
Now this game is custom. None of that Squaw Valley shit but has some of the same scoring and rules . Can be used at any mountain.
Line's score will be decided before each line and agreed on by all participants, the score can be any amount but pref. between 100-500, were skier's not mathematicians. Except lief, fuck you. Now we all agree on where the line end's and if you fall before the finish line the entire line score is deducted from your total gnar points. Bonus's are possible see trick bonus*
Extra Credit point's will be scored from 10 -100 and are the most important part of the game. ECP gnar point opportunity's.
â€¢ Butt Naked= you win; fuck that I might never recover from shrinkage of such severity. +100
â€¢ Ego claim= after your line go over to a group of skier's and claim to be the best skier on the mountain. +100
â€¢ Fart shovel= successfully shovel your fart into someone's face or food without them catching it right off. +100
â€¢ Movie quote= quoting a ski movie with good enough timing to get laugh from all gnar participant's. +50
â€¢ Radness yell= before your line you must yell about how badass you are for one minute +75
â€¢ Bulgarian girlfriend shit talking= successfully piss nick off by talking mad shit even though he doesnâ€™t care. Mack gets points if nick gets truly pissed off and yells at him for anything. +25
â€¢ Line poacher= you poach your buddies line as he drop's in. Buddy must not be farther than 20 feet away at time of drop in and you must cut him off. +100
â€¢ Talk shit= With a serious face you must talk mad shit to a participant before he drop's in, must be at least 20 solid second's long. +75
â€¢ Rail steeze= styli rail slide with at least a 270 rotation of any kind. +75
â€¢ Spin steeze= anything over 360 with style. +25
â€¢ No spin steeze= styli 0 spin. +50
â€¢ Invert steeze= any invert. +100
â€¢ Kink steeze= points for each kink with added points for 270 off +50
-- Fucked up steeze= a good cut low about Leif's unknown ethnicity +25
â€¢ Scratched back= rough sex scratch's +50
â€¢ Game= Getting phone number's on the hill +50
â€¢ Cliff drop= over 30 feet +100
â€¢ Cornice air= must throw one of the fallowing, Dirty poppa, Lincoln loop back flip or rodeo. +100
More Ecp's can be added while on the Mountain if all player's agree before the actual deed is done, No gnar point's after the fact.
â€¢ Falling in your line -50
â€¢ Getting hurt -100
â€¢ Complaining about anything -25
â€¢ Being the first to recommend a lunch break on a pow day. -100
â€¢ Getting up later than 8:00 -75
â€¢ Forgetting something -50
â€¢ Excuses -25 each
â€¢ Not talking back when confronted by ski patrol unless at alpine meadowâ€™s -100
â€¢ Not jumping on the opportunity to emotionally destroy a participant -45
â€¢ Having a girl get in the way of a ski weekend -100
â€¢ Losing the group, the majority of skierâ€™s is considered the group, if you lose them you loose the gnar and your gay annoying and a fucking bitch because waiting for someone suckâ€™s major ass. Especially lief because he is impossible to see in a crowd of gaper Asianâ€™s. -100
Before Gnar begins the final prize shall be decided and agreed on by all participants. It has to be something cool and there is only one winner and no exceptions to any of the rules. Game on bitcheâ€™s
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