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how do you get a booter crunk?

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Durtschi
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i have been pondering this notion for the past while, any tips or speculations?






Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
Jan 2 2005 3:56PM
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pikupfulofsnow
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 9,696
here's what cha do:
-get the dopest semi unknown skiers in the industry, for
example: tim d. zach d. sammy c. tommy c. jamie p. j heim.
ryan m. ashley b. dana f. rex. t. and tom w.
-work hard in the off season raisin' da skrilla to cover the
budget
-buy dope ass camera gear
-get snowmobile sponsors
-hit everyone big mountain line, drop the world's biggest cliffs,
build the biggest kickers, hit the dopest rails with 270s 450s
switchups, allkindsanastysheat.
-add a dope soundtrack
-edit it teeeight
-CALL DA SHIT 'BOOTA CRUNK'

Jan 2 2005 6:20PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
naw yuk!
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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'
-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

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Jan 2 2005 9:38PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
thanks, i'll take that into consideration






Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
Jan 3 2005 6:03PM
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thewhitesalmon
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unknown skiers is right, who the hell is 'Tommy C.' ?

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
Jan 4 2005 3:45AM
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a.beezy
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hahahahasdjf;laursjdfl;kaj
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'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420


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one time i was at the bedtime and i tried to open the broccoli but i couldnt because inside was the conundrum - destroy (in response to the crack addict thread)



ANNA DO YOU FLIPPIN HOMEWORK OR ILL COME OVER THERE WITH MY GENUINE ATTITUDE ADJUSTER AND START ADJUSTING SOME ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - jomama0005
Jan 4 2005 4:31PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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sorry bout' that Tommy 'the motherfuckin' Ellingson. Halla atcha boy.
Jan 5 2005 6:38PM
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Durtschi
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its bootah crunk hoalllla






Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
Jan 9 2005 10:04PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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i just called tim at 10am and he is sleeping.
Jan 11 2005 12:36PM
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Halfbreed
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Rage, shamless self promotion must have been your new years resolution? Why are you on a ski forum? Don't you snowboard?
Jan 11 2005 10:33PM
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Halfbreed
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I am going to be in Salem oregon, is there any urban down there guys? I am from the east and want to do some rails with all this.
Jan 11 2005 10:33PM
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estaked
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u think we willtell you after dissingrage? hahahha ur an idiot
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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'
-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

*NWFT*
Jan 12 2005 8:35PM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
yeah, what he said


I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not -kurt cobain


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Jan 13 2005 12:28AM
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Durtschi
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you all stink
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk??? A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!
Jan 13 2005 6:24PM
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arsenal601
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and some snow i guess


I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not -kurt cobain


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Jan 13 2005 7:52PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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tim, i stink, you stink, zach definately stinks, the socks on the van still stink, tom wayes dog stinks, halfbreed smells fresh like summers eve.
Jan 13 2005 9:21PM
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aclsarescary
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in idaho.
Jan 18 2005 1:49PM
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Durtschi
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pete, were calling the movie booter stunk
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk??? A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!
Jan 20 2005 5:39PM
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mdvorak
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boota skank
www.skibend.com
Jan 21 2005 12:19AM
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Durtschi
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teaser soon
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk??? A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!
Jan 25 2005 9:56PM
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hoodratz47
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take back rewind it back lil jon got da beat to mak ya booty go 'SMAK!'
'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'PhrostyYeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong. Skiierman poachers busted....... 25, so far....
Jan 26 2005 12:23PM
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itwasajoke
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smake dat ass up biotch
Feb 21 2005 8:39PM
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Durtschi
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halla atch bouio
Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk??? A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!
Feb 24 2005 9:29PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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wez back in town and wait til' you see the shit we came back with
Feb 25 2005 11:12AM
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WITH A SHOVEL OF COURSE!








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Kitting is so progressional.
Mar 22 2005 7:18PM
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mdvorak
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Pete would probably know?

Rossignol


Skjersaa's Ski Shop


Enom Headwear
Mar 23 2005 3:06AM
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estaked
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i hope u guyz got sik shyt pete

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'A J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
Mar 23 2005 11:22AM
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Halfbreed
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By landing...right? I guess I should buy a movie that skiers do then huh? Not rage?

Mar 28 2005 4:10AM
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pikupfulofsnow
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i love halfbreed and his snowboard talking shit style. do you remember a film called "LAME" made by Robot Food, i betcha do? The film in my opinion is one of the sickest ever. It was made by a guy named Jess Gibson, and guess what, he skis. Halfbreed, what if your favorite TV show, Oprah, was made by a white guy? What would you do? Halfbreed, what if your tampons were made by a man, what would you do? Point is, your gay, i am going to make a dope ass film, and all you are going to contribute to society is poopoutchamouf.

Mar 28 2005 10:03AM
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Durtschi
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i LOVE poop outchamoufffffffffffffffffffff


halfbreeedddddddddddddddddsucks





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Mar 30 2005 5:25PM
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I come from the distant land of Alaska, looking for the one they call Timm Dirtchi

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Apr 4 2005 6:11PM
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Halfbreed
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Aw did I upset you? Lame is a great video, I agree. Ill keep on skiing for fun and you keep on acting like a 12 year old tool. My favorite movie ever was kinetic! Buy rage and get a good sleep.

Apr 7 2005 9:28PM
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Doghouse
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^fagos




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Apr 8 2005 1:01AM
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pikupfulofsnow
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Let's make a film about halfbreed and call it "Woman changes into Man and learns to SKI, barely."
The film will be rated G because there is no true nudity due to halfbreed lacking any true genetallia.

Halfbreed is a simpleton who created a second to hide behind. You know the ones, they lack posts, talk mad shit about competition that is crushing them, and no matter what they do, even there "second" is totally gay. have fun trying to figure out how your film is not going to be second to ours.

Apr 8 2005 10:29AM
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Durtschi
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ass breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Apr 8 2005 2:18PM
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hoodratz47
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some times i ski





'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
Apr 8 2005 3:53PM
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carve_chemist
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you all have no life

Apr 10 2005 7:36PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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i know, we all live without hearts and sleep in the cemetary

Apr 11 2005 12:35AM
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arsenal601
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we were also born with no personalities


Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.







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Apr 11 2005 9:15PM
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Doghouse
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DAMNIT GRAHM




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Apr 12 2005 3:02PM
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arsenal601
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what do you want kyevin


Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.







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Apr 26 2005 11:11PM
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www.lemonparty.org

^there you will find the tru meaning of Booter Crunk.

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Apr 27 2005 8:04PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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how did you get a picture of my family reunion on the web?

Apr 28 2005 11:23AM
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Doghouse
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www.goatse.cx





'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Apr 28 2005 8:55PM
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indatrenches
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i wonder if rage can handle the pressure of gettin' as big as they are going to get, hope so?

Apr 29 2005 12:48AM
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Durtschi
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^ i dont know, but if pete keeps building huge jumps in the middle of ski runs that get groomed over, I dont know how much longer I can take it





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



May 1 2005 9:48PM
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Durtschi
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with peter the picklehopper pusssy slopper piss pandelen alport





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



May 1 2005 11:10PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
oh gosh





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



May 25 2005 2:26PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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i am going to pound my pregnant fiance, peace.

May 25 2005 11:57PM
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Durtschi
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Have fun with that, don't bruise the womb





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



May 26 2005 12:04AM
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estaked
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enjoy i hope the baby dunt bite

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'A J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
May 26 2005 12:10AM
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