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Live in the park!!!

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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Had a dream last night that I watched an Arsenal game in England and then was walking back to my tent??? and Face to Face was playing an acoustic set in this park??? So they asked me to dance and I danced like an old man and they gave me a free CD and a joint???
The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 26 2002 9:29AM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
ummmm.......yea

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?














Aug 26 2002 1:07PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
i had a dream last night that i lived in the amzon in a huge mansion built out of bamboo and we were fighting off monkeys cause the monkeys were trying to take over our bamboo mansion. then my dad woke me up and i started yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THE MONKEYS!!! it was pretty trippy. my dad started laughing nd i went back to sleep
Aug 26 2002 2:39PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
I had one where my buddy was bringing 6 packs of beer to the church for like SUnday service??? or some shit and he was asking me how many I was bringing, and then my dad came in to my room to wake me up and I was like 'Dad, how many are you bringing?'

The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 26 2002 2:41PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
Once I dreampt I was shot in the head execution style and I felt the warm blood drip and my body slowly paralyzed and I tried to yell 'call the police' but I couldnt cause my face was paralyzed.
and I screamed it outloud, by I live by myself so no one came.


Jodi...'Why don't you close your eyes when you kiss me anymore?'
Doug...'Cause I like looking at myself in your sunglasses.'
Aug 26 2002 2:44PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
another time i had a dream that me and arnold swcharzeneger and i were in a battle of the death in a factory and we were swinging from ropes trying to shoot each other. i died and thats when i woke up
Aug 26 2002 2:47PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Do you still write poetry, and rumour has it that N/N has a new album coming out! Darker!

The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 26 2002 2:47PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
that is bad news, dying in dreams means bad shit is going to happen!

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Aug 26 2002 2:48PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
nah - I die in dreams at least 2 times per week. I am indeed a victim of night terror. Bad things only happen in my subconcience. at least - so far....do do de do do do de do. (twighlight zone theme song)


Jodi...'Why don't you close your eyes when you kiss me anymore?'
Doug...'Cause I like looking at myself in your sunglasses.'
Aug 26 2002 3:24PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
That's funny cause I kill you twice a week in my dreams, and I always wake up to you trying to promote shit? This week at Blue Mtn we will be having the lead singer of Trooper MC'ing Karaoke....

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Aug 26 2002 3:36PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
haha maybe it's just karma jodi.. you wake me up early in the morning talking about blue mountain golf.
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Aug 26 2002 3:40PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
What a tramp, everyone I know has been waking up to Jodi!

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Aug 26 2002 3:42PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
for those of you who dont get it......they are talking about radio ad's... I swear to god. oh geez.


Jodi...'Why don't you close your eyes when you kiss me anymore?'
Doug...'Cause I like looking at myself in your sunglasses.'
Aug 26 2002 4:04PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
sure Jodi, sure!


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Aug 26 2002 4:16PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
That was probably Jodi, she has this thing about cats, kind of makes her voice drop, and then you know....

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Aug 26 2002 4:56PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
This one time I had a dream that I was banging a girl, but then I woke up and my finger was in my asshole.


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
Aug 26 2002 5:04PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Sometimes I wake up and think that I slept with my finger in my bum, but then I realized I was just smoking to much the night before.

The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 26 2002 5:11PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
that shits wack dude,s


Every had a dream your falling off a huge cliff, the you belly flop, to death, and when you wake up because when you 'hit the ground' you like moved your bed so hard it's like moved?

shit thats fucked up.


'I'm still Ugly'
Aug 26 2002 5:43PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
damn, you guys have weird dreams. my dreams are like me being a kick ass skier and skiing lines with seth morrison.

but one time when i was little i had a dream that i was being chased by bats and when i woke up a bat had flown in my window. scared the hell out of me. i think its the reason i hate bats now

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?














Aug 27 2002 12:56AM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
sounds like you have gay love for seth


Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 27 2002 1:19AM
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