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your most embarassing moment?

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i_am_retarded
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mine would probably be farting during a speech in front of a classroom. hah
Aug 26 2002 1:11AM
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i_am_retarded
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acctually i'm sure i can thnk of many more.. but that was just the first one that came into my head.
Aug 26 2002 1:12AM
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QuazBotch
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replying to this thread.

LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!1
Aug 26 2002 1:13AM
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Sean14456
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um tripping over my own two feet while going to announce something in front of my whole highschool
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Aug 26 2002 11:19AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Something involving handcuffs.














What is the colour of a mirror?
Aug 26 2002 1:33PM
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lagwagon
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being born.
Aug 27 2002 5:21AM
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madontarian
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getting locked in my highschool bathroom one day, i had to jump out of the 2 story window just to get out, i could of probably yelled at somebody but that just wouldn't be my style.


if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
Aug 27 2002 11:03AM
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stixonmtholly
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I barfed on my dads bosses shoes at a party, this when I wasn't some little kid I must of been 14 or 15. still can't look the guy in his face with out crackin up inside.
Aug 27 2002 1:58PM
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Detective
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haha I know the retarded kid's most emabrassing moment and it's not that one!

So me and a couple other buddys (included the retarded one) were sitting in my buddys room having a bong session. I'm sitting with my back to the wall on the bed and the retarded kid is sitting on the end of the bed. Anyway, we had always made fun of the retarded kid for getting weed boners but this took the cake. He leaned back for some reason and me being the high observationalist I am noticed a piece of skin on his lap but he leaned forward. Struck with curiosisty I asked him in the retarded language to lean back and his fucking cock flung out and flew straight up to the sky. Longest high laugh ever.

and then it happened on a second occasion when I wasn't there aparently.
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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

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Aug 27 2002 3:44PM
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i_am_retarded
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oh god.. i didnt have a boner... one sec.. i will draw up a shitty diagram of what you saw. i'll post it in a minute
Aug 27 2002 3:48PM
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Detective
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I don't know about you, but when my dick is limp it won't point straight and say hello to the world. That definately happens when I have a BONER though, like what you had. Silly retard take your medicine.
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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
Aug 27 2002 3:53PM
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Lanemeyers
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hahahaha, funniest shit I've read yet hahaha

The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 27 2002 4:03PM
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i_am_retarded
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there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.
Aug 27 2002 4:18PM
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Detective
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See your cock was pointing up, therefore BONER TIME!
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'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
Aug 27 2002 4:23PM
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i_am_retarded
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no man.. that's me lying on my back. my dink's still in mmy pants. tucked away.
Aug 27 2002 4:25PM
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Lanemeyers
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ahahahahahahah, nice diagram! hahahahahah too fuckin funny!

The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 27 2002 4:28PM
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Lanemeyers
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How can I change the 'dickagram' into my icon???LOL
there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 27 2002 4:35PM
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i_am_retarded
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haha, i just fullly snaked your idea. although you can't really tell what it is as an icon...

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'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 28 2002 3:07PM
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Lanemeyers
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dude, that was the funniest thread ever, I fuckin laughed my ass off over that! Went home and told my brother and laughed again, at least I got a dope new sig!
there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 3:09PM
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AppSkier
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naming myself appskier was pretty bad. what was i thinking?


'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
Aug 28 2002 4:13PM
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ski2824
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what is this? a fuckin chick magazine? tips for eating a girl out? dating tips? most embarasing molment????mabie we should rename non ski gabber the YM forum
----------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
Aug 28 2002 4:16PM
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Lanemeyers
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maybe if there was a YM forum than there would be alot more younger babes on here, RIGHT GUYS? Everyone likes big titted chicks right?
there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:18PM
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i_am_retarded
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I AGREE FULHEARTEDLY... let's have a YM forum.

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 28 2002 4:26PM
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Lanemeyers
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Can we get a forum on farting too?

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:28PM
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Lanemeyers
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Or nicknames for vagina?

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded
Aug 28 2002 4:29PM
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SteveXs2
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Embarrasing moment: Diarhea at a party. Couldn't go home cause I was shitting every 5 minutes. I made it home later though, but came back after to be with my GF. I got special treatment for being sick :)

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Aug 28 2002 5:02PM
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i_am_retarded
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hahahaha, that's the harshest thing ever.

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 28 2002 5:05PM
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skipimp_
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i am among my people once again

no you cant lick it




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:53PM
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Dspin900
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haha my friend had like major hershey squirts goin and he couldn't hold it and he shit on this girls wall....haha holy shit that was funny
Aug 28 2002 9:23PM
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i_am_retarded
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one of my friends was really really drunk at a party and took a shit, and there was no toilett paper so he wiped with his hands, and then stumbled around the bathroom and got shit EVERYWHERE.... soo gross.


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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me
'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
Aug 28 2002 9:51PM
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skipimp_
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youre a fuckin liar...no one would do that...No one...not even me




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 31 2002 2:50AM
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Proletariat.
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Well this happened to a friend of mine. One time he was over at his aunts house and it was late. HIs aunt was sleeping and he was still up so he decieded it would be a good idea to order some porn on his aunts T.V. any who one week later she got the bill and asked him what it was all about. He said he was to embarassed to talk about it the next day.
Apr 17 2007 12:44PM
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derbski
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something is up with this thread, when you try to quote somebody, their sig shows up in the quote box along with what they said. maybe its just the comp im on, my schools computers suck, but its only on this thread
Apr 17 2007 12:55PM
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chickenwang
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 because its from 2002
Apr 17 2007 1:22PM
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Mat.
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such an old, yet brilliantly halarious thread!
Apr 17 2007 2:01PM
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derbski
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oh didnt realize the newb bump
Apr 17 2007 10:29PM
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Piste.Off
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walking into a bathroom with my grandma naked in it. and yes i knocked and asked if anyone was in there
Apr 17 2007 10:44PM
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Jibbin_the_717
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ha in 6th grafde i threw up on my health teachers desk cause she wouldnt send me to the nurse
Apr 17 2007 10:46PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hot
Apr 17 2007 10:49PM
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Liam.
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pissing on a couch
when i was drunk
in front of a hot girl
i didnt remember it
and then in the morning they had to wash the pillow cases
we laugh about it now
lawl
Apr 17 2007 11:02PM
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