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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
who do ya'll think are the top 3 funniest contributers to newschoolers.com?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 24 2002 10:12PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
darryl is just funny looking....

schwags is just messed up, as far as i can tell from his posts and numerous quotes...

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
Aug 27 2002 8:36PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
yah. everyone is way funny except the gay people. they just make me want to cum all over their gay little kitten-resembling faces\


martin, do you really have that many posts since changing your name?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 27 2002 9:15PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Now, I think this is a sweet thread, spreadin the love (or as I call it...the L-Hole) and blockin off the hate (or the A-Hole)

Im glad someone thinks im funny.....when people put skeepimp, do they mean me or k2skeepimp?

or is there a new skipimp in town i should know about?

just to let you know, skipimps.com is no longer for sale, it has been bought for the sweet price of 7$ a year. now to find a server.......anybody? please?......bastards....

well my list is:
1. Lord piot
2. Urbanskier
3. Alpentalik....even though his head is big enough as it is......bastard.....




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true


`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
Aug 27 2002 9:48PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
wait a sec, i forgot the most important mofo

number 1 is Yeti, hands down, he makes ME laugh

urbanskier, you're not funny, fuck off....




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true


`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
Aug 27 2002 10:29PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
your sig is getting too long - and old. change it.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 27 2002 10:52PM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
yo foo, they mean me, harvey banned my other screenname, but im back and kickin ass again.

I'd like to say one thing to all the bitches on this site with no sense of humor, LICK MY SQUISHY CUNT BITCHES!!!!

anyways, we shouldnt forget about ass_cock and i_am_retarded, those guys have always been hilarious.

Skipimp_ we need to hear more from you, gotta represent all the pimps an playas around the world


Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 28 2002 2:44AM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
i don't know, aplintalik is alright, but he's a bit too cocky, sorry man, and um yes kamikazee is the coolest person i know that i dunno i don't know who says what i can't remember who's said what
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patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

Aug 28 2002 1:14PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
What was your last screen name, im afraid 2 ask?


'I'm still Ugly'
Aug 28 2002 3:25PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Yeah, ive been away for a long time, doin my biz, y'know. and my comeputer got a virus and it makes a really really loud noice every 5 seconds that sounds like a giant queef, and the net doesn't work, so i gotta go to myu friends houses to use the net




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:05PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
but god still is a sodomite




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:39PM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
1...Alpentalik
2...Haze_The_Alligator(damn shame we don't hear from him anymore)
3...WAskier720, ductapeboy, there's more but I can't think of any right now

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
Aug 29 2002 12:58AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
YAY! i made someones list!

/me does a happy dance

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Aug 29 2002 1:49AM
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Mahre
Posts: 2507 - Karma: 490
LOKA$H...the guy is damned funny.

hush little biles dont you cry.
Aug 29 2002 4:01AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
ya, he hardly ever posts though


Yea I want cheezy poofs
Aug 29 2002 4:03AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
triki_viki is funny...but in a 'i wanna fuck you' kinda way




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 29 2002 12:34PM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
Fuck...I can't believe I left out LOKA$H.....sorry bro. He is a funny mother fucker. And he's probably the most gangsta person on this site...for real.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
Aug 30 2002 1:34AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
alpentalik by far
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Aug 30 2002 2:36AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
yea, lokash is the shit.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 30 2002 10:19AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
uh
can anyone say-succesful thread by brody? yeah. thought so.

i would like to take this opportunity for you fockers who make me laugh every 5 minutes . considering i am on here every 5 minutes.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 30 2002 12:00PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
svwingnut...you think that hes cool cause he'sthe most realest gangster? gangsters aren't cool anymore dude, that was the 90's




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 31 2002 2:29AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
no no, trust me - lokash is cool - and you are not, so really, you don't have much say in the matter.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 31 2002 12:28PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i never said he wasn't cool, i said thinking he's cool cause he's thugged out isn't cool. got it?

..asshole




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 31 2002 1:03PM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
I didn't say he was 'the most realest gangster'. Nice use of the language by the way......yeah.
I said 'he's probably the most gangsta person on this site...for real'. As in I'm not kidding. LoKash is a good guy. But he's also seen more hardcore shit than most people I know. He's spent a lot of time in East Los Angeles running with his crew. I like him because he's my friend. All I'm saying is that he probably has more of a right to act gangsta than anyone else on this site. He's been there man. And as far as that comment about 'gangsters aren't cool anymore. That was the 90's' or whatever......check out the way skiers dress and act and talk now.
Word up LoKash. CE por vida holmes.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
Sep 2 2002 1:34AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
what
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yeah What!
Sep 2 2002 6:46AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
well fine then, maybe i should shut my fat face, or maybe britney should sit on my fat face, either will do. Yeah, everyones a gangster these days, 'specially on the net..internet thugs for life! I know what youre sayin, but I just get sick of rich white boys living in 300 k houses thinking they can buy coolness from a store because drug dealers and murderers wear it. It's the same with anything really....he's riding a GT bike, so I should go buy one because he's good. These 200 nikes make me better at basketball.....drinking gatorade makes me a better athlete. But all Im doing is saying being a gangster isn't cool, it's just that real tough guys and drug dealers tend to be pretty fuckin cool if you're friends with them.




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Sep 2 2002 5:09PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i kick yo ass nigga!!!


Yea I want cheezy poofs
Sep 2 2002 10:23PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
good point....the actions 'gangsters' preform don't make them cool. it's their personalities....i think that's what you're trying to say. but yea, around these parts most of the kids who are 'gangsters' are faggots, always trying to prove something.....honestly i think it's fucking gay. however there are always cool ones, never had a cellmate that i didn't like......besides the freaky ones that are crazy.....screaming shit in the middle of the ngiht and stuff. that sucked.


yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew
so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?
created free-stylers.com for my town
go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
Sep 3 2002 3:36AM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
I think skimonkey's had his moments recently


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Sep 3 2002 6:53PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
'the one with the lip ring (charlie or whatever) is looking at me like she wants to suck my cock.'

good stuff


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Sep 3 2002 6:57PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
there is this dirty native guy in my city that wants to kill me because he got the cops called on his stupid ass...he's this bitch wannabe thug...

long story, but he was pushing girls around who were staying in my room during grad and he got his ass handed to him by about eight of us. I know it wasn't very fair, but you don't fucking push girls around and shit...ESPECIALLY when they are to be smoking my pole later that night!

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Sep 3 2002 7:53PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
oh yeah, he pulled a blade on me in my own room too, so that sorta started shit too :-)

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Sep 3 2002 7:53PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
yeti are u sure all he did was pulll a nife on u in your room? or is there sumthing that goes deeeeeper into that story







'My favorit sex position is 68. that is when u give me head and i owe u one.'
Sep 3 2002 8:06PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
*notice my play on words with 'deeeper' .... im so smart







'My favorit sex position is 68. that is when u give me head and i owe u one.'
Sep 3 2002 8:09PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
that pun sucked

yeah bitchass thats what i was tryin to say. man ive talked to some fucked up peeps when ive been in the slammer (3 times, twice for drunk tank, once for arson) and there were crazy mofos there, screamin all night, and some of the stories..shit, runnin cop roadblocks fuckin up cars..damn..NEVER GO TO JAIL it's worse than you can imagine..it's not like OZ.




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Sep 3 2002 9:00PM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
Yeah, I agree with you about possers skipimp. They're gay. That's why I said that LOKA$H is prolly as real as they come around here. He's actually been there and done it. He was into the shit when he was 13. I'm sure you'll meet him sometime. You'll like him. He's a funny mother fucker. Has some great stories...and the best thing about his stories is he's not making any of it up. It's all for real.

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
Sep 4 2002 1:33PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
and thats 4 real


'I'm still Ugly'
Sep 4 2002 5:06PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
are you a fucking retard neil? Honestly though...are you defective in any way, cuz i think your a fucktard.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Sep 4 2002 6:18PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
notice my play on words there? FUCKING AND RETARDED PUT INTO ONE!! WOW I AM SO SMART!

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Sep 4 2002 6:20PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
yeti that was harsh man, theres no need to flame me, get a life.
'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
Sep 4 2002 6:57PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Hey watch it...Neils a good lay...and he'll hold you all night long, the good way, you know, you can still move around and adjust, but he's always got his arms around you...plus he has good breath when he wkaes up and hes ready for round two.



''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?
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Sep 4 2002 9:08PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea skimonkey, you try too hard. that sucks that you got a blade pulled on you yeti. good job in beating his ass.


yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew
so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?
created free-stylers.com for my town
go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
Sep 5 2002 2:29AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i need a blowjob




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Sep 5 2002 6:54PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
alpentalik
Lat.

Member Number 2912

Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert
Jan 18 2004 12:27PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
lets bring back another old thread
Jul 1 2007 6:27PM
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Reptar
Posts: 1629 - Karma: 10
ok.
howabout,
twix_182
Jul 1 2007 6:43PM
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