yeah, me too. it would keep the lazy out. they don't wanna drive all the way to the upper lot, and won't cross the death defying monkey bar bridge, so they won't ski there! It'd be a great publicity stunt too.
Of course, I'm not sure if its quite enough with just the monkey bars alone, you know? You couldn't really add pirahnas, because the creek below is far to small. Maybe a few natural gas lines? Set on random pulsing, with pilot lights of course. Something along those lines.
Hey, if they're gonna rebuild it, they might as well do it right, you know? Its like Aloo Gobi, if you're gonna spend the time, do it right and grate the tomatos!
be aware, ski with care