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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
SatanoscillatemymetallicsonataS

Read it backwards...




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 20 2002 5:58PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
im not smart aboff
Aug 20 2002 6:00PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
Cleveland DNA: Level C

Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog

Deer flee freedom in Oregon? No, Geronimo - deer feel freed.

Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.

Rot-corpse Sumatran art amuses proctor.
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Aug 20 2002 6:07PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
whoa!!! sweet, more of them!




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 20 2002 6:14PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
am i the only one confused?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------It was the summer of love and I thank the Lord above because the woman took a lovin' over me. And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus, because I sold off all my personal property. A tight tiedye dress she was a psychadelic mess. We toured to the north, south, east, and west. We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some extacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, heroin, and PCP. And now I hear the police comin' after me.
Yes now I hear the police comin' after me. The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair, she's got the police comin' after me.

--Scarlet Begonias
Aug 20 2002 7:30PM
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JATS101
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
Madam I'm Adam
Race Car

Aug 20 2002 9:11PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
palindromes, duh
Aug 20 2002 9:39PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I'll do mine again...

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?
Aug 21 2002 1:35AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i think you all have reached a new level of bordom.

a wet pussy has no face and a hard cock has no conscience
Aug 21 2002 1:40AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
AMANAPLANACANALPANAMA


~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 21 2002 1:43AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
racecar
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Aug 21 2002 1:47AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
A toyota


'Its like a piece of god in my hands'-Grayson Gordon

Yankees Suck
Aug 21 2002 9:30AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
bob
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Aug 22 2002 2:05AM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
hey, iso tupakka isn't a palindrome!!

but this is, I made it up myself:
tissit tosi isot tissit
(tits, really big tits in finnish)


~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter
I like the bass when it's big and phatter
I'm on the floor and there's nothing better
I like the beat and the size does matter

Aug 22 2002 5:34AM
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
mom
dad
poop
boob




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Cheers

'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'

'You don't know me and you don't know my style.' - Method Man
Aug 23 2002 1:30AM
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