Rental Cars

leave the parking brake on and drive and u willl get s nice rubbery smelll and smoke, i did drove like that for 20mins by mistake

or shave your pubes in it that way u dont have to worry about them clugging the drain, or your sister catching u shaving your ballss, and im sure the rentals guyz wil get turned on by it

HAHA, gross

We have a rental car for all of next week. a 2002 Toyota Previa with CD player and ski racks, should be sweet. Last time we had one we cruised around for ages, broke the seat, the chains, raped the tyres, put a hole in the carpet and something else, haha, it was great.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*

The Whiplash is great too. get haulin ass in reverse, put it into drive, then floor it. do the last two steps very close together. also, put on the parking brake and floor it.off roading is fun as fuck, and a 3 dolla car wash would destroy all evidence. the pube shaving idea was good also


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'

just get mad insurance on it and trash it. last time we had one, we allmost flipped it doing E-slides and shit.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------It was the summer of love and I thank the Lord above because the woman took a lovin' over me. And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus, because I sold off all my personal property. A tight tiedye dress she was a psychadelic mess. We toured to the north, south, east, and west. We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some extacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, heroin, and PCP. And now I hear the police comin' after me.
Yes now I hear the police comin' after me. The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair, she's got the police comin' after me.

--Scarlet Begonias

over here, if you're under 21 and you rent a car you're still liable for a $5,000 excess on the insurance, it's annoying.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*

Yeah, here you're not allowed to rent a car until you're 25, but somehow I could through the dealers insurance program.


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus

Yeah last week on Vacation we had some crappy OLds. The gas was so sensitive, so I burned out every time I moved from a light or stop. It is amazing how much fun shitty cars can be!
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Andrew

SUVs suck!

Let the snow countdown begin
---4 months for the Midwest---