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skierdudeguy
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PIPE ON, DUDES
Stevens Pass, Wash., has acquired a Bombardier H.P.G. R-17 pipe cutter from the 2002 Olympics and took it to town, so to speak. It created the wildly popular superpipe in Stevens’ Bent Monkey Terrain Park last season and it’ll be back. The 450-foot Olympic-standard pipe has 17-foot-high walls, letting boarders and skiers gain serious speed and, hence, amplitude. It helps too that the landing zone is increased – more time and space for bigger tricks and safer landings. Click here to visit.

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Oct 23 2003 1:13PM
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Brit1275
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what the fuck brady? what the fuck? we're tryin to get our washington forum at least a little relevant and not crap like the rest of NS.

bad form my friend, bad form.
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be aware, ski with care
Oct 23 2003 1:14PM
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Brit1275
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wait wait, i'm sorry. i thought that whole big thing was just your signature, and you were just posting

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my apologies! (i'm such an asshole)
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Oct 23 2003 1:32PM
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bakerlocal
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ya sounds good but crystals is supposed to be 25 feet deep im sceptical but if so that is huge



PERMANENT MENTAL HOLIDAY
Oct 23 2003 6:42PM
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Brit1275
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its probably 25 feet long. no way would there ever be a 25 foot pipe, let alone at crystal.
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Oct 24 2003 8:06PM
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skierdudeguy
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hahahahhahah, that was funny

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Oct 24 2003 8:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Crystal has a pipe? Meh, im skeptical at best. Crystal BC kickers are the shit tho, theres going to be such a big one up on the beach after im done vacationing there for a week around christmas.


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Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
Oct 28 2003 12:03AM
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skierdudeguy
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for the second time, i LOVE that signature^
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 6 2003 9:47PM
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crazykiker99
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rekker...wheres the big kicker u build....im gonna go hit it
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huck a nut
Nov 14 2003 8:10PM
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