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joogThis came across my desk this morning, thought it was worth a share.
This is why people think MBAs are useless. Every single line of that is brutal and just BS. I looked at the comments, "the team at Alta knows this". They don't even run that business, it is Goldminer's Daughter.
Also, imagine going to one of the best ski resorts in the world, Alta, and the thing you post from the experience is a bathroom 😭.
What is almost more concerning is that he got decent engagement on this cooked ass post.
abjectwoeUnfortunately there are lots of losers in there 30s and 40s that post absolute bullshit on linkedin daily.
Someone please put me in their film or give me an award so Stacey likes me.
**This post was edited on Apr 15th 2025 at 4:08:48pm
There is so much to unpack from this exchange where I took my husband's globes and put them in my purse. Where I talked and he ignored me hahah - Stacey, spelled with an e, Champagne
thebusiness19This is why people think MBAs are useless. Every single line of that is brutal and just BS. I looked at the comments, "the team at Alta knows this". They don't even run that business, it is Goldminer's Daughter.
Also, imagine going to one of the best ski resorts in the world, Alta, and the thing you post from the experience is a bathroom 😭.
What is almost more concerning is that he got decent engagement on this cooked ass post.
I see ads for MBA program at my school on the bus in between the sell your plasma, suicide hotline, and substance abuse ads
Shit like this is just so damn funny. Being a rampie is supposed to teach some humility, but thanks to goobers like this, we’ll never run out of source material to make fun of pilots.
Ecstatic to onboard into my most disruptive weekend deployment yet! I’m synergizing with low-grade liquor, leveraging high-impact substances up my nose, and collaborating with a volatile task force of retards. Targeting a full-system crash by Sunday, with zero KPIs for sobriety. #GameChanger #OutOfOffice
I didnt even know you could make posts on linked in. Havent been on it in like 10 years and seemed kinda useless from whem I first made an account. Some people from the ski industry got on it when it was getting big but I think most of them left. Indeed is still way better at finding jobs. The industry is small.
That said I jist bought a pair of skis so I can stare at thos stickers while I piss, and maybe talk to someone about starying a new business.
joog
Ecstatic to onboard into my most disruptive weekend deployment yet! I’m synergizing with low-grade liquor, leveraging high-impact substances up my nose, and collaborating with a volatile task force of retards. Targeting a full-system crash by Sunday, with zero KPIs for sobriety. #GameChanger #OutOfOffice
god I wanna post this so bad…professionalism can tongue my sweaty gooch
dude is absolutely right if you can read through the word salad. aspen probably pays some dude 15/hr to scrape those off and that's why the place is sterile af. lots of places where management gets way too pressed about brand image, would probably be a good business move to step back and let their mountains develop some personality
cyphersdude is absolutely right if you can read through the word salad. aspen probably pays some dude 15/hr to scrape those off and that's why the place is sterile af. lots of places where management gets way too pressed about brand image, would probably be a good business move to step back and let their mountains develop some personality
cyphersdude is absolutely right if you can read through the word salad. aspen probably pays some dude 15/hr to scrape those off and that's why the place is sterile af. lots of places where management gets way too pressed about brand image, would probably be a good business move to step back and let their mountains develop some personality
Aspen is pretty similar to alta when it comes to culture and locals, but your point is taken.
cyphersdude is absolutely right if you can read through the word salad. aspen probably pays some dude 15/hr to scrape those off and that's why the place is sterile af. lots of places where management gets way too pressed about brand image, would probably be a good business move to step back and let their mountains develop some personality
To be fair this is actually the GMD bathroom, might be more of a testament to Jen and how she runs the place - on hill bathrooms at Alta are actually pretty immaculate. Completely agree tho I want vulgar stickers all over the place when I ski now, Squaw could use some work
cyphersi have yet to see someone in a full mirrored puffy kit drinking veuve cliquot at alta but maybe i just haven’t been there enough
Minus the vevue cliquot every once in a while the full puffy kits will blow into town, always feels like those scenes in westerns where the guy walks into the wrong saloon and the music stops and everyone stares
cyphersi have yet to see someone in a full mirrored puffy kit drinking veuve cliquot at alta but maybe i just haven’t been there enough
Have you skied aspen at all? What you are describing is a generalization, aspen has 4 resorts, highlands gave me a big time alta vibe when I was there.
eheathHave you skied aspen at all? What you are describing is a generalization, aspen has 4 resorts, highlands gave me a big time alta vibe when I was there.
yeah i grew up like an hour away lol i’m literally describing the bistro at the top of highlands. aspen has some sick terrain, but saying it has the same vibe as alta? kinda seems like you’re just being contrarian
cyphersyeah i grew up like an hour away lol i’m literally describing the bistro at the top of highlands. aspen has some sick terrain, but saying it has the same vibe as alta? kinda seems like you’re just being contrarian
Sounds like you just might be a little bias then :)
I get what you're saying, but other than the one spot where people are partying like its europe, the rest of the resort gave me an alta vibe.
Smh that bathroom isn't even controlled by Alta ski area. It's at the Goldminer's daughter which is independently owned
Also those urinals are so close together that you literally rub shoulders with your piss neighbor
SlushSeasonSmh that bathroom isn't even controlled by Alta ski area. It's at the Goldminer's daughter which is independently owned
Also those urinals are so close together that you literally rub shoulders with your piss neighbor
ColoradoDogfartI just killed a family of 4 drunk driving…
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Top tier comments. 🔥🔥These comments taught me so much about how to grow engagement in an online forum. I used the knowledge I gained and leveled 🆙. After reaching 💯 the grindset took over and now I just print engagement.🚨🚨