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Every ski promo video is the same...

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FlufyDuky
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"super playful but also it's stiff when you need it"
"light and forgiving but also stable at high speed"
"this ski can do everything, powder, park and groomers"

insert pro skier saying it's their favourite ski of all time


= $$$$$$$$
Sep 13 2024 2:20PM
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quantity
Posts: 7 - Karma: -15
Yeah because the average customer is a tourist who doesn't know what they need, ergo they need everything.
Sep 13 2024 2:42PM
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Raf.Diaz.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 11,765
All the big corporate brands 🔥🔥🔥
you forgot the "this years they're more durable!!!"
Sep 13 2024 3:26PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Sep 13 2024 4:07PM
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sindreplassen
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 10,766
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1056877/Armada-2011-Coda-Product-Review
armadas advertisement videos used to go dumb hard
Sep 13 2024 4:17PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3180 - Karma: 14,546
i'm this close to writing a whole article about why I hate the word "playful"
Sep 13 2024 4:24PM
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Skidude24
Posts: 40 - Karma: 88
sindreplassenhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1056877/Armada-2011-Coda-Product-Review
armadas advertisement videos used to go dumb hard


I needed that video today lmao
Sep 13 2024 4:25PM
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tall.skier
Posts: 46 - Karma: 575
FruitBootProi'm this close to writing a whole article about why I hate the word "playful"


Do it, we need the content
Sep 13 2024 9:01PM
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skierman
Posts: 8610 - Karma: 9,592
"Sintered race-base for hard and fast fun"




Sep 14 2024 7:01AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 6040 - Karma: 93,537
i think we memed the ‘make the whole mountain your playground’out of existence so i don’t see why we cant do it for the rest of these
Sep 14 2024 11:49AM
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_brrett
Posts: 1740 - Karma: 28,992
Ski marketing seems to be predicated on the idea that most people will only ride one pair of skis so brands feel like they have to market the ski as being able to do everything but the most of the time a ski that does it all just does everything shitty. Real ones know that you need stiff and playful skis or else you just aren’t getting the full experience.

Fuck ski brand marketing. Maybe I want stiff, unstable skis, you idiots.

Sep 14 2024 1:11PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3180 - Karma: 14,546
BLandzSki marketing seems to be predicated on the idea that most people will only ride one pair of skis so brands feel like they have to market the ski as being able to do everything but the most of the time a ski that does it all just does everything shitty. Real ones know that you need stiff and playful skis or else you just aren’t getting the full experience.

Fuck ski brand marketing. Maybe I want stiff, unstable skis, you idiots.


Brands need to lean into the idea that everyone is different and even people who can only afford one ski will prefer flexy or stiff, light or heavy, rockered or cambered etc.
Some people would use 4FRNT Devastators as a one-ski-quiver and others would prefer Line Bacons, despite those skis having very different flexes, weights, and profiles.

Also, chopping the Outsiders is crazy work LMAOOOO
Sep 14 2024 1:58PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 29,113
BLandzSki marketing seems to be predicated on the idea that most people will only ride one pair of skis so brands feel like they have to market the ski as being able to do everything but the most of the time a ski that does it all just does everything shitty. Real ones know that you need stiff and playful skis or else you just aren’t getting the full experience.

Fuck ski brand marketing. Maybe I want stiff, unstable skis, you idiots.



HOLY FUCK SWALLOWTAIL OUTSIDERS TAKE MY LIFE SAVINGS
Sep 14 2024 2:30PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3388 - Karma: 33,397
BLandzSki marketing seems to be predicated on the idea that most people will only ride one pair of skis so brands feel like they have to market the ski as being able to do everything but the most of the time a ski that does it all just does everything shitty. Real ones know that you need stiff and playful skis or else you just aren’t getting the full experience.

Fuck ski brand marketing. Maybe I want stiff, unstable skis, you idiots.



The stiff and unstable ski I didn’t know I needed
Sep 14 2024 3:01PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3361 - Karma: 32,455
So true. Makes me hate the phrase “all mountain”
Sep 14 2024 5:44PM
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BallClapper
Posts: 3723 - Karma: 16,891
FlufyDuky"super playful but also it's stiff when you need it"


that’s what the ladies say about me
Sep 14 2024 8:08PM
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Benchhitter
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,945
super playful but also it's stiff when you need it

is it butterable tho? what the butterability rating . is it stiff like my hard charger skis? (ben shitler 100s


ALL SKIS ARE THE SAME WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
Sep 15 2024 2:18AM
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shredgnar555
Posts: 9 - Karma: -6
The days of owning one pair of skis is long gone we need more floppy skis with 3 stage rockers
Sep 15 2024 12:19PM
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-eREKTion-
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In before Sego Big Horn 105, turns the whole mountain into a playground.
Sep 15 2024 10:58PM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 26,050
best ski promo video was that one kid in ETG
Sep 16 2024 9:58PM
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Lip_on
Posts: 511 - Karma: -1,934
sindreplassenhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1056877/Armada-2011-Coda-Product-Review
armadas advertisement videos used to go dumb hard


I would buy that ski “armada armada”
Sep 16 2024 11:09PM
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WestSystemsGFlex
Posts: 74 - Karma: 426
best thing ive ever seen
BLandzSki marketing seems to be predicated on the idea that most people will only ride one pair of skis so brands feel like they have to market the ski as being able to do everything but the most of the time a ski that does it all just does everything shitty. Real ones know that you need stiff and playful skis or else you just aren’t getting the full experience.

Fuck ski brand marketing. Maybe I want stiff, unstable skis, you idiots.

Sep 17 2024 8:26AM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2941 - Karma: 34,924
shredgnar555The days of owning one pair of skis is long gone we need more floppy skis with 3 stage rockers


Been saying this for years.
Sep 17 2024 10:11AM
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