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Famous Ski Quotes

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Sofford
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Hi crew, I am putting something together around the history of Freeskiing - would love to know your favourite ski related quotes through the years!!
Aug 5 2024 12:14PM
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GayWolf420
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Keep LCC Pit Viper-Free.
Aug 5 2024 12:32PM
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FakeKalmar
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"ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar" - Harlaut probably

and this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1095478/Wu-tang-is-for-the-children-Henrik-Harlaut-2018and this
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/885200/Wu-Tang-Is-For-The-Children---Henrik-Harlaut
Aug 5 2024 12:43PM
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1234567891011121
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 13,850
Solid 7
Aug 5 2024 12:48PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1940 - Karma: 29,091
2:58 this goes hard
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1057556/Meet-me-at-the-Sauna--by-Oliver-Hoblitzelle-
Aug 5 2024 12:56PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 17,352
the first 3 that come to mind are (listed chronologically)

1: my ankles are broken!

2: his ankles are broken!

3: i got broken ankles!

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**This post was edited on Aug 5th 2024 at 1:05:12pm
Aug 5 2024 1:02PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If you don't do it now you'll be one year older when you do!
Aug 5 2024 1:58PM
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keagan.karstens
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LAND HOLDINGGGGGGG
Aug 5 2024 3:18PM
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creaturelo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 12,342
tons of quotable moments in tc, this ones a classic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/742071/LINE-Traveling-Circus-3-5-East-Coast-Hardcore-Real-Stuff
Aug 5 2024 5:03PM
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SlushSeason
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lauraobermeyertons of quotable moments in tc, this ones a classic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/742071/LINE-Traveling-Circus-3-5-East-Coast-Hardcore-Real-Stuff


This one was so iconic that Line had an ad titled "it's alta man" 11 years later
Aug 5 2024 5:35PM
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Casey
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Back in the 90s someone told me God hates a coward right before they dropped in to a bowl I don’t know if I believe in God but I still think that statement is true.
Aug 6 2024 12:08AM
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GayWolf420
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CaseyBack in the 90s someone told me God hates a coward right before they dropped in to a bowl I don’t know if I believe in God but I still think that statement is true.

One time I got a core shot and was checking out my ski at the bottom of the run at snowbird and some dude skied by and said "Tools not jewels, buddy" and that still sticks with me
Aug 6 2024 7:27AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Any jems quote
Aug 6 2024 9:38AM
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oldmanski
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When Hell freezes over, I'll ski there too
Aug 6 2024 9:55AM
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bennwithtwons
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'i can stick uphill ice... on my saucer'
Aug 6 2024 12:01PM
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weastcoat
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you guys canNOT be doing that here
Aug 6 2024 12:20PM
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Skidude24
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“Loose but lit” I think it came from Magnus Graner originally?

“double front flip off the knuckle… actually?!?”-A game of Slvsh at Ruka
Aug 6 2024 2:44PM
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EvanMeyer
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GayWolf420One time I got a core shot and was checking out my ski at the bottom of the run at snowbird and some dude skied by and said "Tools not jewels, buddy" and that still sticks with me


As a ski tech I will definitely be using this in the future when people bitch about a tiny base scratch
Aug 6 2024 3:42PM
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SlushSeason
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GayWolf420One time I got a core shot and was checking out my ski at the bottom of the run at snowbird and some dude skied by and said "Tools not jewels, buddy" and that still sticks with me


I say that one all the time. I just can't remember who i picked it up from
Aug 6 2024 5:22PM
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GayWolf420
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Another one about dating in ski towns: Its fun having a girlfriend who skis until she meets a better skier than you.
Aug 6 2024 5:28PM
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.frenchy
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anything CR Johnson said. i had a CR quote as my senior quote
Aug 6 2024 5:52PM
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GayWolf420
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.frenchyanything CR Johnson said. i had a CR quote as my senior quote


Same. "On the way down, its awesome."
Aug 6 2024 8:12PM
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JFU
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I like to face my problems head on, not side on. That's why I ski instead of snowboard.
Aug 6 2024 10:49PM
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EvanMeyer
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forgot to add this gem though

"Im one of those people who cant smell rain; but snow is different. It has a metallic scent almost like sniffing a quarter. Snow used to be my life now its more like one of those past relationships that tortures your soul. I moved across the country for snow she seduced me, and i moved for her. Because with her by my side it was possible to do the one thing that has ever holistically filled this adrenal void that I live with" - Tom Warnicks writings used for the "Ten and Two" narration.
Aug 7 2024 2:34AM
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ZenyattaKick
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1095574/RPReplay-Final1712011239-mov
Aug 7 2024 9:02AM
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switchlip2
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lauraobermeyertons of quotable moments in tc, this ones a classic

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/742071/LINE-Traveling-Circus-3-5-East-Coast-Hardcore-Real-Stuff


First thing that came to my mind
Aug 8 2024 3:14AM
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j.roc
Posts: 441 - Karma: 2,557
"Do future spins, get paid!"
Aug 8 2024 12:34PM
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thewayshego3s
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,783
DRRRRROPPPPPPP
Aug 8 2024 1:42PM
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tyauer
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I’m gonna rip the shit out of this
Aug 8 2024 2:27PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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EvanMeyerforgot to add this gem though

"Im one of those people who cant smell rain; but snow is different. It has a metallic scent almost like sniffing a quarter. Snow used to be my life now its more like one of those past relationships that tortures your soul. I moved across the country for snow she seduced me, and i moved for her. Because with her by my side it was possible to do the one thing that has ever holistically filled this adrenal void that I live with" - Tom Warnicks writings used for the "Ten and Two" narration.


damn man....
Aug 8 2024 4:41PM
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armchair_skier
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Aug 8 2024 5:23PM
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nCrow
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tyauerI’m gonna rip the shit out of this


Most of GNAR really
Aug 8 2024 11:30PM
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The_RaginAsian
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"REAL SKIING, ON REAL MOUNTAINS, ON REAL SNOW" - Tanner Hall 2010

https://youtu.be/OTO9LCWerHI?si=Q8wNu6o8MVH7MREl

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/675519/nice
Aug 9 2024 1:48PM
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teamdummy
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I thought I was going to dead. But I’m still alive!
Aug 9 2024 2:34PM
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cndr
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"SHANE FUCKING MCCONKEY!"
Aug 9 2024 6:01PM
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JmckR
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anything zane kushman said, below signature included
Aug 9 2024 10:16PM
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Phoenixgrassl21
Posts: 112 - Karma: 693
SoffordHi crew, I am putting something together around the history of Freeskiing - would love to know your favourite ski related quotes through the years!!


“ Arh Arh Arh Arh Arh” - Henrik Harlout
Aug 13 2024 1:44AM
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Christian_Bale
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never start eating chips
Aug 13 2024 4:42PM
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paulgenovese
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"I love all my homies"
Aug 13 2024 5:15PM
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ghoti_hook
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“You don’t want to be a boner when you land” -LJ LTC1.4 Style Coach
Aug 13 2024 7:00PM
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Phoenixgrassl21
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SoffordHi crew, I am putting something together around the history of Freeskiing - would love to know your favourite ski related quotes through the years!!


“Take the stairs” - Henrik Harlout
Aug 27 2024 10:04PM
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Non_State_Actor
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B A N A N A S ! ! !
Shit is bananas!!!
-T. Hall
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/862117/Tanner---s-Rant

**This post was edited on Aug 28th 2024 at 2:29:48am
Aug 28 2024 2:29AM
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Static
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Anthony Boronowski, founder of Joystick, 20+ years ago:

"I think handrails in general are just a phase."
Aug 28 2024 10:04AM
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SofaKingSick
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Aug 30 2024 2:08PM
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Goretex_Vidal
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"yust keep that hard work underground mentality; you'll be all good, son"

-Edzootcation of Space
Aug 30 2024 2:41PM
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corona
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Non_State_ActorB A N A N A S ! ! !
Shit is bananas!!!
-T. Hall
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/862117/Tanner---s-Rant

**This post was edited on Aug 28th 2024 at 2:29:48am


Anyone else remember the time T Hall came onto NS and posted a rant about some kid named Angus and made fun of him by calling him Anus?
Aug 30 2024 2:46PM
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old-dirty11
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What does your mom tell you about fiberglass?? "Once its in, it never comes out" - Ian Compton
Aug 30 2024 11:52PM
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