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LOOK_at_me
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Idk if anybody else knows what I am going through but I have been experiencing quite the array of farts recently. Some small some big. Some loud some quiet. Some dry and some wet. Some odorless and some stinky. Can anyone else on NS relate or am I all alone. (oops this was meant to be in non-ski gabber sorry mods)

**This thread was edited on Jul 9th 2024 at 1:29:00pm
Jul 9 2024 1:28PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Sometimes I get the silent stinky ones in bed and I just sniff that shit for a few minutes. Smells amazing when you’re alone
Jul 9 2024 1:49PM
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Vzx
Posts: 624 - Karma: 3,258
Rock_InhabitantSometimes I get the silent stinky ones in bed and I just sniff that shit for a few minutes. Smells amazing when you’re alone





Jul 9 2024 1:55PM
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Rock_Inhabitant
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Vzx


Don’t try to act like you don’t sniff your farts. I know you do
Jul 9 2024 1:59PM
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Vzx
Posts: 624 - Karma: 3,258
Rock_InhabitantDon’t try to act like you don’t sniff your farts. I know you do


Yeah you caught me 😂
Jul 9 2024 2:10PM
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fabbe
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What the skurk...
Jul 9 2024 2:33PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1094612/The-simple-things----Farting-after-a-colonoscopy
Jul 9 2024 3:03PM
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Farmville420
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my brother farted the ABCs when he was like 12. It was just like 26 individual farts but still mad impressive that he staggered them like that
Jul 9 2024 11:46PM
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Slowbro
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It’s your diet.

my brother was trying to cut recently and was eating sugar free jello to feel full and it was making him fart every 5 to 10 seconds for the entire day and they were rancid.
Jul 10 2024 12:51AM
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TroyBallsack
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i lost my sense of smell so i just rip ass with 0 consequences. I know if they are bad by the humidity of them. either that or my gf starts attacking me cuz shes dying.
Jul 10 2024 1:57PM
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Rparr
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timdrachanI know if they are bad by the humidity of them

this is horrifying
Jul 10 2024 2:39PM
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labubu-craze
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Rparrthis is horrifying


Nothing is as bad as a sulphur-smelling cheek clapper in a hot shower.
Jul 10 2024 2:42PM
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SteezyYeeter
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so i make a fart thread and get downvoted, then this guy makes one a year later and is praised for it???! WTF!!!
Jul 10 2024 4:09PM
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SteezyYeeter
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please do not go look for that thread i mentioned
Jul 10 2024 4:09PM
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,315
SteezyYeeterso i make a fart thread and get downvoted, then this guy makes one a year later and is praised for it???! WTF!!!


Don't hate the stinker, hate the stink.
Jul 10 2024 4:12PM
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GrapeHunter
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timdrachani lost my sense of smell so i just rip ass with 0 consequences. I know if they are bad by the humidity of them. either that or my gf starts attacking me cuz shes dying.


can u post a pic of her??
Jul 10 2024 6:56PM
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partyandBS
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SteezyYeeterso i make a fart thread and get downvoted, then this guy makes one a year later and is praised for it???! WTF!!!


maybe you should have made one with an orange name
Jul 10 2024 8:48PM
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TroyBallsack
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GrapeHuntercan u post a pic of her??



Jul 10 2024 10:48PM
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cool270out
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Anyone know what’s up w dad farts?
Jul 10 2024 11:05PM
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LOOK_at_me
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I just want to know where skierman is. Usually by now he has already sent me a death threat.
Jul 10 2024 11:26PM
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cool270out
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LOOK_at_meI just want to know where skierman is. Usually by now he has already sent me a death threat.

Definitely farding
Jul 11 2024 12:10AM
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skalbanan
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cool270outAnyone know what’s up w dad farts?


The farts of 10 years of anguish on the Word site. I can only imagine the type of smells his coworkers get
Jul 11 2024 1:55PM
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beyonson
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Old bowels
cool270outAnyone know what’s up w dad farts?
Jul 11 2024 2:04PM
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LOOK_at_me
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I have been letting out the most rancid farts in my arsenic adventure shorts. How do you feel about this information @-Dan
Jul 11 2024 9:56PM
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FakeKalmar
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Mods forgot to remove the orange name from this guy after the ankilla incident.
Jul 12 2024 12:41AM
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Farmville420
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KalmarJalmarMods forgot to remove the orange name from this guy after the ankilla incident.


Narc
Jul 12 2024 1:32AM
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,315
KalmarJalmarMods forgot to remove the orange name from this guy after the ankilla incident.


They didn’t forget. It had something to do with me being sour patch kid bars. I’m need to make more interviews.
Jul 12 2024 7:14AM
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skalbanan
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Has anyone farted in bed and it quietly lingers in your sheets for 10 minutes before randomly scaring you? Just happened
Jul 13 2024 11:28AM
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BallClapper
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1spliff2guinniesNothing is as bad as a sulphur-smelling cheek clapper in a hot shower.


New username.
Jul 15 2024 10:53AM
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PartyBullshiit
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Yes this is real.


Jul 15 2024 10:13PM
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Capt420
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I just shit myself laughing from reading this thread lol.
Jul 19 2024 8:00PM
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maaattt
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I've got a lot uploaded to my FartBook, feel free to add me
Jul 26 2024 11:06AM
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skalbanan
Posts: 166 - Karma: 489
VzxYeah you caught me 😂


Dude why do I exclusively see you on fart threads? #livelaughlovefarts
Aug 27 2024 4:24PM
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Vzx
Posts: 624 - Karma: 3,258
skalbananDude why do I exclusively see you on fart threads? #livelaughlovefarts


lol idk man 😅 I think I have only replied to 2 threads related to this so far.
Aug 27 2024 4:59PM
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WPoch
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Had an al pastor burrito the other day and holy fuck it smells like my insides are rapidly decomposing.... I can literally taste it on my tongue when breathing.... Like a fine wine it smells as it tastes.... Delicious
Jan 15 2025 10:54PM
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