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Shop stole my steeze

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ocklemmegetuhh
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Don’t let the thread name fool you i still got steeze but im new to skiing and the shop i went to put me on 169’s when i'm 5’11” wassup with that. I shoulda done more research. Obviously since joining NS i now know i need 189 Vishnu’s but if i can’t get them right now maybe i cop something on end of season sale. I’m from nyc so can hit the fridge all summa not tryin to be a herb on these short ass skis.

on another note i def been enjoying this shit tho, looking to progress a lot in the coming months for sure.
Mar 5 2024 9:07PM
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Evancantspin
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I think you should just try to have joy and find happiness in the little things in life.

**This post was edited on Mar 5th 2024 at 9:46:13pm
Mar 5 2024 9:45PM
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Farmville420
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Fridge talk 🗣
Mar 5 2024 10:07PM
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Quaggy
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Mar 6 2024 12:53AM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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Quaggy


shit you got me brother
Mar 6 2024 6:06AM
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ocklemmegetuhh
Posts: 110 - Karma: 1,239
Farmville420Fridge talk 🗣


link me there )ineedskihomies(
Mar 6 2024 8:07AM
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skierman
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If you relied on a rando shop employee to determine what length skis you need, its because you suck at skiing and you got the correct length.
Mar 6 2024 9:47AM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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skiermanIf you relied on a rando shop employee to determine what length skis you need, its because you suck at skiing and you got the correct length.


herd that yeah I'm definitely not good thanks but I did just start so soon I'm hoping to be taking a piss on a potato
Mar 6 2024 9:55AM
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Disvo
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if you don't ride over 180 you aint steezin
Mar 6 2024 10:54AM
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Lip_on
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Disvoif you don't ride over 180 you aint steezin


179 chronics 😔
Mar 6 2024 11:10AM
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Disvo
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BreknridgeKid179 chronics 😔


Sorry vro
Mar 6 2024 12:09PM
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skierman
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ocklemmegetuhhherd that yeah I'm definitely not good thanks but I did just start so soon I'm hoping to be taking a piss on a potato


Don't piss on my potatoes.
Mar 6 2024 12:19PM
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wkaloc
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Disvoif you don't ride over 180 you aint steezin


Get bro on those Volkl cross ranger 200 jawns

**This post was edited on Mar 6th 2024 at 1:57:47pm
Mar 6 2024 1:55PM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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skiermanDon't piss on my potatoes.

just might cus im like that
wkalocGet bro on those Volkl cross ranger 200 jawns

**This post was edited on Mar 6th 2024 at 1:57:47pm

200 still soundin a little too short
Mar 6 2024 3:03PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The shop thinks youre ass cheeks at skiing
Mar 6 2024 5:23PM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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TRVP_ANGELThe shop thinks youre ass cheeks at skiing


word they weren’t wrong but the crazy thing is they said the same bout you
Mar 6 2024 5:36PM
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Farmville420
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ocklemmegetuhhlink me there )ineedskihomies(

I don't live in the area anymore but I might have some contacts, I'll lyk
Mar 6 2024 5:56PM
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BallClapper
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Quaggy




Mar 6 2024 6:24PM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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BallClapper


ahh yes the bible verse I was referring to
Mar 6 2024 6:56PM
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iDontHitRails
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EvancantspinI think you should just try to have joy and find happiness in the little things in life.

**This post was edited on Mar 5th 2024 at 9:46:13pm


Easier said than done
Mar 6 2024 9:39PM
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deadhead420
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If you are skiing park in the fridge you probably got the right size. Don’t exactly need the high speed stability of a longer ski for that haha
Mar 7 2024 12:46AM
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Zteezegod
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They scammed u
Mar 7 2024 1:35PM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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ZteezegodThey scammed u


Word facts, imma need a group of the steeziest soldiers to roll up there w me and run their shit. You widdit? We taking it all. lmk
Mar 7 2024 3:19PM
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BallClapper
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Quaggy




Seems legit.
Mar 7 2024 5:33PM
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BallClapper
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BallClapperSeems legit.


oops. meant to attach this one.
Mar 7 2024 5:45PM
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ocklemmegetuhh
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BallClapperoops. meant to attach this one.


my post is mostly satire (86%) but on another note graphic design is ur passion?
Mar 7 2024 5:54PM
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BallClapper
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ocklemmegetuhhmy post is mostly satire (86%) but on another note graphic design is ur passion?


Yeeeeee.
Mar 7 2024 6:02PM
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Zteezegod
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ocklemmegetuhhWord facts, imma need a group of the steeziest soldiers to roll up there w me and run their shit. You widdit? We taking it all. lmk


Say no more they don’t know what’s coming
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