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Story of me being a dumbass at pc

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Disvo
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holy shit big mistake ridin pc hiting up cliffs over at super condor i had a bad fever the night before but i realy wanted to ski with my homie before he went on vacation any way when i wake up in the morning i feel like shit i start to get my shit ready and can barley stand i was tired as hell so i decided to take a dayquil and thug it out i chase it with a red bull but my fucking dumbass did not take the yellow pills i took the green ones the nyquill i feel fine until about 11 i started to feel like i was going to die i was so tired i fell asleep in the lodge it was hella hard to walk in ski boots while geeked as hell all of the people in the lodge probably thought i was drunk or something i get outside and try to get my on3ps on i fanaily do it and my friend is asking me if im ok i say hell no i basically have to lean on him all the way back while skiing i thought i was home free until i relize i have to take the rope tow up a hill i was sacred as shit so instead of trying to hold on the rope i just side step up the whole hill it felt like it took an hour eventually i get up the hill and back to my homies car and fall asleep in his car until we get to wendy's i get out and try to go to the bathroom pass the fuck out while taking a piss this is no joke i wake up feeling like trevor in gta in the bathroom i go out and eat a baconator love them shits lucky i didn't pass out while skiing
Feb 12 2024 11:03AM
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skrrtskrrt
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english teacher would crucify you for this
Feb 12 2024 11:17AM
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Disvo
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skrrtskrrtenglish teacher would crucify you for this


I’m dyslexic
Feb 12 2024 11:17AM
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skierman
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DisvoI’m dyslexic


So was Hitler but that didn't stop him .
Feb 12 2024 12:29PM
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theflyingjerry
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skrrtskrrtenglish teacher would crucify you for this


Why use multiple sentence when one does the trick
Feb 12 2024 1:10PM
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caveman31
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fire story + one sentence gets the job done
Feb 12 2024 1:25PM
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armchair_skier
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nodwave skiing
Feb 12 2024 1:29PM
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Disvo
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Sorry to all the English teachers in my comments my story about drug misuse was a run on sentence
Feb 12 2024 2:38PM
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PresidentSkroob
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Write a book op
Feb 12 2024 3:09PM
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Dlonetti
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I liked the one sentence format felt like a stream of conscious and made a lot of sense in my head lol
Feb 12 2024 3:30PM
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steez_apprentice
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sounds like the green pills still kicking in right now.
Feb 12 2024 3:40PM
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sampli
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Love them baconators
Feb 12 2024 4:42PM
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Disvo
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sampliLove them baconators


Almost passed away when I tried the new pretzel ones

Had to take a picture to look to make me feel better when I’m sad
Feb 12 2024 4:46PM
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Kyguyy
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Now you have your own cutaway


“that reminds me of the one time”
Feb 12 2024 6:55PM
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GayWolf420
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dont lie you were just super duper hungover.
Feb 12 2024 11:10PM
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Disvo
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GayWolf420dont lie you were just super duper hungover.


I’m 17 bruh
Feb 12 2024 11:12PM
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SmokedGouda
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Talk about a run on sentence. Fire story though. Did you shit on the cashier in kwiki mart?
Feb 12 2024 11:15PM
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GayWolf420
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also that wendys in PC does absolutely slap
Feb 12 2024 11:39PM
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Disvo
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SmokedGoudaTalk about a run on sentence. Fire story though. Did you shit on the cashier in kwiki mart?


What like the Simpsons

**This post was edited on Feb 12th 2024 at 11:41:12pm
Feb 12 2024 11:40PM
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tomfoolery
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DisvoI’m 17 bruh


mormon.
Feb 12 2024 11:48PM
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Disvo
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tomfoolerymormon.


Don’t insult me like that I’m not in a cult
Feb 12 2024 11:56PM
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Disvo
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Baconnator

**This post was edited on Feb 13th 2024 at 12:02:49am
Feb 12 2024 11:58PM
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sampli
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DisvoI’m 17 bruh

Doesn’t sound like you are denying it to me
Feb 13 2024 12:22AM
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Way*Mo
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What if you got your homie sick just before his vacation? You deserve what you got.
Feb 13 2024 2:20PM
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GayWolf420
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DisvoI’m 17 bruh

implying 17 year olds can't get hungover too
Feb 13 2024 2:27PM
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percs
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one time a drank a bottle of cough syrup the night before skiing ( i was a 17 year old tryna get high on dxm ) and i woke up absolutely wavy but couldn't cancel skiing ofc and yea i went skiing and it was so sketchy but i didnt fall surprisingly even though everything looked like it was moving
Feb 13 2024 6:46PM
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Disvo
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Way*MoWhat if you got your homie sick just before his vacation? You deserve what you got.


Actually no
Feb 13 2024 6:58PM
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canuck
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Not sure I can believe any of this. First sentence in the post is a lie. Everybody knows there aren’t any decent cliffs on Super Condor. 😂
Feb 13 2024 10:33PM
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Disvo
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canuckNot sure I can believe any of this. First sentence in the post is a lie. Everybody knows there aren’t any decent cliffs on Super Condor. 😂


You you just don’t know where to look
Feb 13 2024 10:34PM
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GayWolf420
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canuckNot sure I can believe any of this. First sentence in the post is a lie. Everybody knows there aren’t any decent cliffs on Super Condor. 😂

Nothing is worth skiing on canyons side unless you want to die off of squaretop or something.
Feb 13 2024 10:45PM
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Disvo
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You guys are actually retarted
Feb 13 2024 10:45PM
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TreeJam
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DisvoYou guys are actually retarted


Just figured that Out?
Feb 14 2024 9:54AM
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Breccanh
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DisvoI’m 17 bruh


never to early
Feb 14 2024 11:59AM
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TowRopes
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GayWolf420implying 17 year olds can't get hungover too


17 y/o cant get hangovers, their liver resilient.
Feb 14 2024 12:08PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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I passed out standing up waiting for the chair to come around and woke up at the top of the hill at trollhaugen then ate shit on dfdfd and it taught me to never buy no weed from the gas station
Feb 14 2024 12:49PM
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Disvo
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CantThinkOfaNameI passed out standing up waiting for the chair to come around and woke up at the top of the hill at trollhaugen then ate shit on dfdfd and it taught me to never buy no weed from the gas station


Delta 8s turnt me evil
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