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Jems Skis

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GayWolf420
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Where are they?
Feb 12 2024 9:31AM
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Jems
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send out orders once i get enough pre orders
Feb 12 2024 9:45AM
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partyandBS
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Jemssend out orders once i get enough pre orders


its like a regular ski company but with some Revisions to the traditional business model.
Feb 12 2024 10:12AM
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PussyFinder
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Give it a rest you clowns
Feb 12 2024 11:11AM
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Jems
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PussyFinderGive it a rest you clowns



Feb 12 2024 11:55AM
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dwt802
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Stoked for my jemskis to arrive!
Feb 12 2024 1:11PM
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PresidentSkroob
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Just got my Jems skis in the mail. They suck, to be perfectly honest. They don’t even resemble skis. Straight garbage. These things are rental stolen rental snowboards that have been sawed I half. Don’t buy them.

Skroob skis are where it’s at; they’re the future—the skis we’ve all dreamt of but lacked the imagination to realiate (Is that a word? Well, it is now). Buy Skroob skis.

I should mention, that for every pair of Skroob skis I sell, I’ll murder one puppy in cold blood. Yeah, you heard me. But Skroob skis, you fucking pussies.
Feb 12 2024 7:04PM
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PresidentSkroob
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I drank too much tequila today. But that’s besides the point. Buy Skroob skis. Fuck Jems skis.
Feb 12 2024 7:05PM
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caveman31
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I heard they suck
Feb 13 2024 12:04AM
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quintcork
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dwt802Stoked for my jemskis to arrive!


they aint arriving you got scammed buddy
Feb 13 2024 12:17AM
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dwt802
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quintcorkthey aint arriving you got scammed buddy


Iykyk brotha
Feb 13 2024 11:56AM
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Jems
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quintcorkthey aint arriving you got scammed buddy

@dwt802 was the first preorder and just received his own custom pair of jemskis this morning!
Feb 13 2024 12:20PM
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Session
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Jems@dwt802 was the first preorder and just received his own custom pair of jemskis this morning!


I know this is a joke, but you could legit do that. All you need to do is find enough suckers willing to spend money to buy an open mold design made in the Never Summer plant with your topsheet on it. Then you get to either take a profit, or a few pairs for yourself. Then you can get free ski's and pretend like you can pull a sponsor. Just like Jet ski's and 9th Ward.
Feb 13 2024 12:52PM
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