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Ski Fails

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hskip
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Share your most epic skiing fail or funny story.
Nov 28 2023 4:43AM
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fabbe
Posts: 842 - Karma: -94
Ok!

So this one time
Nov 28 2023 7:07AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 22,795
I liked using my ski pole to push my friends lead snowboard binding to backside. He would immediately catch an edge and get a concussion every time.
Nov 28 2023 8:08AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 22,795
I liked using my ski pole to push my friends lead snowboard binding to backside. He would immediately catch an edge and get a concussion every time.
Nov 28 2023 8:08AM
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Celery
Posts: 2025 - Karma: 24,913
I like lowering my friends dins before we ski no fall zones! It's so funny watching them tomahawk down cliff faces🤣🤣🤪
Nov 28 2023 10:59AM
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hamsauce
Posts: 293 - Karma: 2,579
I love sprinkling little rocks on side hits, its so funny watching my homies destroy their bases! Oh wait, that was just early season big sky, never mind.
Nov 28 2023 11:23AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13095 - Karma: 18,792
Once had an unexpected deep day at the hill. The place was empty. A friend of mine did some bootpacking to access some inbound drops. As I was assessing the snow quality and building a transition, a asked her to check snow quality in the landing. While getting mentally ready, I yell down: “If I land head first, will I be ok?” And she answers yes without delay. I hike up the transition run and went for it.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081555/IMG-7387-mov

I looked back at the footage and notice how everything was wrong except the crash. It was blurry, looked tiny but looked like fun. On the chair up, I decide Im doing it again!
This time I nailed it! Bindings held! (Proof upon request) I was laughing for a week from that day.
Nov 28 2023 11:25AM
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Farmville420
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 61,257
My dad ate shit once when dropping into palisades and he slammed so hard his pants fell off and he ragdolled like half a mile
Nov 28 2023 11:42AM
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BIIIGZ
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,345
freestyler540Im doing it again!
This time I nailed it! Bindings held! (Proof upon request)


that was sick😂
Nov 28 2023 12:05PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 22,795
Why TF does this double post glitch happen?


Nov 28 2023 12:09PM
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BIIIGZ
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,345
I’ve posted some of these before but these are pretty hilarious
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081562/IMG-9715-mov


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081563/cm-chat-media-video-1-cdddedbc-a336-579c-b747-169631169cdf-2-2-0-mov


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081564/My-Movie-mov
Nov 28 2023 12:26PM
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Benchhitter
Posts: 175 - Karma: 1,620
If anyone was at tline last may and saw a guy under the chair try to nollie off a knuckle and then tomahawk 4 times on hardpack and also instantly delam his ski that was me ;) can’t wait for next spring
Nov 28 2023 4:10PM
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SteezyYeeter
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i'm usually really scared of hitting jumps, so i pizza before the takeoff and always end up knuckling. i've kind of taken it for granted at this point, and decided i might as well embrace it. it still hurts though so i thought i would practice by jumping off the chairlift onto flat ground, but this just broke both my legs and now i can't walk 🤠
Nov 28 2023 5:10PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 11,445
I like to bring a multi tool to parks and unscrew the screws on boxes so people catch an edge and fuck up their skis.
Nov 28 2023 6:43PM
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eat_snow
Posts: 4 - Karma: 50
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081605/ronin-backie-crevice-mp4
You can hear the whole chairlift groan
Nov 28 2023 7:21PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13095 - Karma: 18,792
eat_snowhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081605/ronin-backie-crevice-mp4
You can hear the whole chairlift groan

Hearing the people on the chair react was priceless.
Nov 28 2023 11:49PM
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SchizoSkier
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 30,017
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081658/IMG-2351-mov

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081659/IMG-1319-mov

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081660/IMG-2540-mov
Nov 29 2023 9:32AM
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swaggrandpa
Posts: 161 - Karma: 1,839
classic bucked off the liphttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081759/1BF8CB56-DA07-4535-AE08-ABD5574EC0B3-2-0-a-mov
Nov 29 2023 5:01PM
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