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Hinge in slc is bad bad

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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,913
Spiritual/conservative = mormon.


they love to “ski” but they can’t even cross a small stream on their at setup. And that’s the “core” ones


will post clips when this “apps” upload button doesn’t crash
Sep 20 2023 2:49AM
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fabbe
Posts: 939 - Karma: -16
huh
Sep 20 2023 5:43AM
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Rparr
Posts: 5757 - Karma: 49,141
all you have to do is pretend to be mormon, it's easy
Sep 20 2023 6:40AM
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b0ss
Posts: 822 - Karma: 6,373
just go to ski shops with hot clerks and ask to get your poles waxed.
Sep 20 2023 9:58AM
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SlushSeason
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 9,049
You filter out the Mormons and it's not so bad. Sure, it's kinda hard to find a girl that's both attractive and doing something with her life. But it's still a lot better than somewhere like SoCal where they're all just trying to scam free drinks or sell their onlyfans
Sep 20 2023 10:10AM
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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,913
SlushSeasonYou filter out the Mormons and it's not so bad. Sure, it's kinda hard to find a girl that's both attractive and doing something with her life. But it's still a lot better than somewhere like SoCal where they're all just trying to scam free drinks or sell their onlyfans


Is that a thing?
Sep 20 2023 11:22AM
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SlushSeason
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 9,049
mikemIs that a thing?

Yeah. Dating apps in California are rough. I've found it a lot better in SLC
Sep 20 2023 11:37AM
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GayWolf420
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its all either mormon girls, girls who want to settle down before 30, or girls in their 30's+ that have pink hair and want to open their relationships up lol
Sep 20 2023 12:13PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
Posts: 283 - Karma: 2,093
Nah I don’t want to see this garbage here
Sep 20 2023 1:33PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
Posts: 283 - Karma: 2,093
I see this same bs “women won’t fuck me” thread all over the internet. Either post your Hinge profile so we can grill you or keep it to yourself. Slc, is a big city. If you can’t find a girl then it’s probably on you.
Sep 20 2023 1:37PM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 35,405
Can confirm
Sep 20 2023 1:50PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4884 - Karma: -719
I mean you can just go out and talk to women girls do like that. Most of these chicks only have time to chat with a couple guys on the dating apps they are only going to go for dudes that are male super models or clearly out of their leagues in other ways ie loaded or a doctor etc.

You're only going to let them down in person considering how high everyones expectations are and vice versa.
Sep 20 2023 2:04PM
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jhnegbrt
Posts: 61 - Karma: 441
OP are you looking for a guy or girl or you dc you just want them to be able to cross streams on their AT setup?
Sep 20 2023 2:10PM
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SupremeChairlift
Posts: 312 - Karma: 4,016
Maybe consider dating men
Sep 20 2023 3:50PM
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Knapzach
Posts: 475 - Karma: 5,209
Even if you find the baddest ski chick, "it's not yours, it's just your turn"
Sep 20 2023 5:52PM
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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,913
I never said women in post. Also slc population gets cut in half if you don’t date Mormons
ToddlerBodyBagI see this same bs “women won’t fuck me” thread all over the internet. Either post your Hinge profile so we can grill you or keep it to yourself. Slc, is a big city. If you can’t find a girl then it’s probably on you.
Sep 20 2023 6:32PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2670 - Karma: 34,283
(DATING APP NAME) in (CITY NAME) is bad
Sep 20 2023 6:49PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
mikemI never said women in post. Also slc population gets cut in half if you don’t date Mormons


ahahaha mikem is gay
Sep 20 2023 7:04PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,157
I live so close to Québec that my hinge is all French Canadian and idk how to crème brûlée
Sep 20 2023 9:01PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 10,991
Everyone who’s saying dating apps are bad in California is crazy. I’m 100% biased but California girls are built different.

High probability of meeting someone who surfs and skis/boards. Low probability of political or religious zealots. Maybe I’ve just hacked the fuck out of the Hinge algorithm at this point but all the girls I match with are super chill and rip in one way or another.


Or maybe San Clemente, CA is actually heaven on earth, idk, it’s pretty nice.
Sep 20 2023 11:22PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12707 - Karma: 120,066
as an orange name i agree
Sep 20 2023 11:24PM
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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,913
TRVP_ANGELas an orange name i agree

I agree. Hinge doesn’t have a prompt for your ns name color tho :(
Sep 20 2023 11:25PM
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-eREKTion-
Posts: 1632 - Karma: 10,991
TRVP_ANGELas an orange name i agree


As an orange name, I can’t relate. Super easy to get laid as a pro.
Sep 20 2023 11:25PM
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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,913
Testing new angles.


Sep 20 2023 11:35PM
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dshiland
Posts: 227 - Karma: 1,517
Youre right san clem is just heaven on earth
-eREKTion-Everyone who’s saying dating apps are bad in California is crazy. I’m 100% biased but California girls are built different.

High probability of meeting someone who surfs and skis/boards. Low probability of political or religious zealots. Maybe I’ve just hacked the fuck out of the Hinge algorithm at this point but all the girls I match with are super chill and rip in one way or another.


Or maybe San Clemente, CA is actually heaven on earth, idk, it’s pretty nice.
Sep 21 2023 9:31AM
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SlushSeason
Posts: 1199 - Karma: 9,049
Oh yeah. San Clemente (South OC in general) is a special place. In both SD and LA I found the political zealots just as bad as the Utah religious zealots
-eREKTion-Everyone who’s saying dating apps are bad in California is crazy. I’m 100% biased but California girls are built different.

High probability of meeting someone who surfs and skis/boards. Low probability of political or religious zealots. Maybe I’ve just hacked the fuck out of the Hinge algorithm at this point but all the girls I match with are super chill and rip in one way or another.


Or maybe San Clemente, CA is actually heaven on earth, idk, it’s pretty nice.
Sep 21 2023 11:15AM
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