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carrotfarm
Posts: 31 - Karma: 408
walk around the lodge and find a table with people that have a lot of food. get a plastic bag, stand at the foot of the table and scream "avalanche" as loud as you can then when everyone looks for the avalanche you just verbally exclaimed of, you scoop all the food into the bag and run away. upvote for more methods
Jun 15 2023 11:24PM
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muffMan.
Posts: 2698 - Karma: 25,469
Warning, will not work on Midwest hills
Jun 15 2023 11:31PM
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carrotfarm
Posts: 31 - Karma: 408
muffMan.Warning, will not work on Midwest hills


which is why you have another homie standing at the head of the table, opposite from you. since everybody is looking at you like you just screamed bloody murder (you did), he can scoop the food up himself
Jun 15 2023 11:34PM
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Vish-shoe
Posts: 1949 - Karma: 14,458
I survive in the winter off of fries left behind by 12 year olds
Jun 16 2023 1:18AM
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Whackson
Posts: 466 - Karma: 4,029
Poconos have lotta tourists who leave half eaten cafe food on the table for others to clean and oh boy do we clean that shit up
Jun 16 2023 1:51AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 23,328
If I ever buy food at the lodge, I buy an additional large fry and leave them out for you guys. Cant leave the fam hungry.
Jun 16 2023 7:13AM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 13,202
When I was 15 I hit 93 days skiing. I was so broke I couldn't afford frenchfries even with 50% off employe discount. I I drank the bang energy they had there half off was 2$ and I'd have 3 or 4 a day not good for me as it turned out
Jun 16 2023 7:24AM
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Newsheepers
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 4,114
I survived the winter off your mom's pussy 😇
Vish-shoeI survive in the winter off of fries left behind by 12 year olds
Jun 16 2023 8:16AM
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carrotfarm
Posts: 31 - Karma: 408
NewsheepersI survived the winter off your mom's pussy 😇


I audibly giggled during class
Jun 16 2023 8:18AM
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dwt802
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 31,570
asking people if they’re done with their food and if you can have it is one of the most bum things you can do…

and I have done it lmao
Jun 16 2023 2:21PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12014 - Karma: 9,422
It was a dear part of my life......
dwt802asking people if they’re done with their food and if you can have it is one of the most bum things you can do…

and I have done it lmao
Jun 16 2023 5:58PM
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sindreplassen
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 10,318
Bros tryna live like charley ager
Jun 16 2023 6:33PM
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Casey
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Poor folks getting robbed twice
Jun 16 2023 10:18PM
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GayWolf420
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Become a ski coach and you'll have so much free food.
Jun 16 2023 10:54PM
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FranklinTheSkier
Posts: 137 - Karma: 374
Mom packs my lunches 🥱🤫😤🤪🔥💯‼️😎😎
Jun 17 2023 9:45AM
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Weekendwarrior69
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Buddy of mine once went around to every tourist asking for a single fry till he had a big bowl full💰
Jun 17 2023 10:03AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7418 - Karma: 35,183
every time I try to give away leftover lodge food now that I am an adult and can afford it, people look at me like I'm fucking crazy. Where are you bums when I have leftover food. had half a 24oz beer and a ton of fries and couldn't get anyone to take it at abasin last season.
Jun 17 2023 2:07PM
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TreeJam
Posts: 344 - Karma: 3,279
oldmanskiIf I ever buy food at the lodge, I buy an additional large fry and leave them out for you guys. Cant leave the fam hungry.


Geez are you a millionaire?
Jun 17 2023 5:28PM
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Raejnies
Posts: 76 - Karma: 433
carrotfarmwhich is why you have another homie standing at the head of the table, opposite from you. since everybody is looking at you like you just screamed bloody murder (you did), he can scoop the food up himself

The homie opposite lifts the table so an avanache of food, plates, drinks slides into the plastic bag.
Jun 18 2023 5:22AM
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skierman
Posts: 8279 - Karma: 7,386
The best targets are children. Just don't get caught scoping or else parents and police may get the wrong idea.
Jun 19 2023 4:21PM
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carrotfarm
Posts: 31 - Karma: 408
RaejniesThe homie opposite lifts the table so an avanache of food, plates, drinks slides into the plastic bag.


I like the way you think
Jun 19 2023 4:21PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37245 - Karma: 117,631
skiermanThe best targets are children. Just don't get caught scoping or else parents and police may get the wrong idea.


Skierman with another hit
Jun 19 2023 4:24PM
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