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SchizoSkier
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I want to get a few more days in this season , and a basin is the only mtn open still. I don’t have an icon and don’t wanna spend my life savings on a day passes. Does anyone know if it’s possible to bribe the ticket scanners with like Redbull or like 20 bucks or something? I can’t buy beer cause I’m 16 but just wondering if anyones ever bribed a ticket scanner or if it possible
May 8 2022 9:24PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5183 - Karma: 19,725
Most mtns bribe them back by offering like a $100 bonus for every freeloader they catch
May 8 2022 9:32PM
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Quaggy
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 18,027
a_burgerMost mtns bribe them back by offering like a $100 bonus for every freeloader they catch

We've got a guy named Duncan at Timberline and he'll chase you down.
I used to hike up to the Palmer lift during the summer and ski the glacier for free as they didn't scan at Palmer, only the lift required to get there... until Duncan caught us in the lift line. He had binoculars around his neck and said he had been watching us since the parking lot. He stepped on my buddies back binding as we tried to ski away and my friend had to go get his ski back.

Go for it OP, worst they can say is no!

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 10:04:59pm
May 8 2022 10:04PM
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unijibs
Posts: 84 - Karma: 1,175
QuaggyWe've got a guy named Duncan at Timberline and he'll chase you down.
I used to hike up to the Palmer lift during the summer and ski the glacier for free as they didn't scan at Palmer, only the lift required to get there... until Duncan caught us in the lift line. He had binoculars around his neck and said he had been watching us since the parking lot. He stepped on my buddies back binding as we tried to ski away and my friend had to go get his ski back.

Go for it OP, worst they can say is no!

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 10:04:59pm


sounds like Duncan at Timberline has too much time on his hands. must not be handling retirement that well.
May 8 2022 10:14PM
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RobKatz
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If you’re in Colorado, our Breckenridge property is still open through at least memorial day with skiing out of peak 7. Lift tickets are only $420 for the day and $169 for a half day. Coloradans are sick and tired of the firm conditions they had to endure this season, so come ski the spring slush for one last hurrah!

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 11:58:08pm
May 8 2022 11:57PM
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freestyler540
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RobKatzLift tickets are only $420 for the day and $169 for a half day.

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 11:58:08pm

At 420$ a day and 169 for a half day? A bribe is way cheaper. Try weed, a 7g should get ya a couple laps
May 9 2022 5:50AM
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Icant_kfed
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QuaggyWe've got a guy named Duncan at Timberline and he'll chase you down.
I used to hike up to the Palmer lift during the summer and ski the glacier for free as they didn't scan at Palmer, only the lift required to get there... until Duncan caught us in the lift line. He had binoculars around his neck and said he had been watching us since the parking lot. He stepped on my buddies back binding as we tried to ski away and my friend had to go get his ski back.

Go for it OP, worst they can say is no!

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 10:04:59pm


Duncan sounds like a bitch, I hope you see this Duncan
May 9 2022 11:33AM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 13,196
At wild mountain there's this guy named Troy who is really good at catching people. But as long as your respectful he let's you ski the rest of the day as long as you don't come back. Hop you don't get in trouble for this Troy I love you
QuaggyWe've got a guy named Duncan at Timberline and he'll chase you down.
I used to hike up to the Palmer lift during the summer and ski the glacier for free as they didn't scan at Palmer, only the lift required to get there... until Duncan caught us in the lift line. He had binoculars around his neck and said he had been watching us since the parking lot. He stepped on my buddies back binding as we tried to ski away and my friend had to go get his ski back.

Go for it OP, worst they can say is no!

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 10:04:59pm
May 9 2022 4:00PM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 13,196
I had my pass but hellina didn't and he asked me if she had one I was like no it's her second time ever so I just brought her along. And he said well I'm not going to do much about it today you have fun and respect her.
May 9 2022 4:03PM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1272 - Karma: 13,196
Then I worked there so I had a instructor coat so my buddy's would just wear that if they wanted to come along worked every time.
May 9 2022 4:04PM
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Hoffhound
Posts: 214 - Karma: 1,060
Some friends and I skied at grouse for free once poaching day passes from people who were done for the day
May 9 2022 4:32PM
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Paul.
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QuaggyWe've got a guy named Duncan at Timberline and he'll chase you down.
I used to hike up to the Palmer lift during the summer and ski the glacier for free as they didn't scan at Palmer, only the lift required to get there... until Duncan caught us in the lift line. He had binoculars around his neck and said he had been watching us since the parking lot. He stepped on my buddies back binding as we tried to ski away and my friend had to go get his ski back.

Go for it OP, worst they can say is no!

**This post was edited on May 8th 2022 at 10:04:59pm


Fun fact, Duncan is Eric Pollards uncle! But yeah he’s pretty on it with poachers. Stick to the bottom of the canyons if you plan on poaching tline in the summer, and dont leave the FTC unless you can see the palmer loading zone is clear
May 9 2022 5:55PM
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Shitswitch
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Start lookin for rich dads boyo idk what else to tell ya
SchizoSkierI want to get a few more days in this season , and a basin is the only mtn open still. I don’t have an icon and don’t wanna spend my life savings on a day passes. Does anyone know if it’s possible to bribe the ticket scanners with like Redbull or like 20 bucks or something? I can’t buy beer cause I’m 16 but just wondering if anyones ever bribed a ticket scanner or if it possible
May 9 2022 8:53PM
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Nic0letine
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I ticket scanned for two years. Can attest to the bonus for turning people in. Can also say that if you’re cute and a decent park rat, sweet talk it up and there’s a chance you’ll get a few runs in. Met my ex that way, made for a good story at least.
a_burgerMost mtns bribe them back by offering like a $100 bonus for every freeloader they catch
May 9 2022 10:26PM
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