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Y'all wear shorts?

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MichiganCatFart
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Its getting warm out around where I live. I decide it is time to purchase some shorts. I quickly realized that there seems to be three main categories for men's shorts.
1.middle schooler (gym shorts)
2.dad (cargo shorts)
3.golfer chad (do I need to explain?)
People on here are constantly talking about style and such. what sort of shorts are you guys rocking.
May 8 2022 7:44PM
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PsychicMigration
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I just wear birdies which are bathing suit. if it’s shorts weather might as well jump in some water.
May 8 2022 7:58PM
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WoFlowz
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Vintage baggies all the way
May 8 2022 8:14PM
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weastcoat
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yeah but not ones above the knee cause I’m not a female
May 8 2022 8:26PM
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skiP.E.I.
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weastcoatyeah but not ones above the knee cause I’m not a female


This ain't it. High shorts gang to the world.
May 8 2022 8:44PM
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Abomber22
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They're out there... cargo length without the side pockets, zip pocket in back, one zip pocket on the right hand usually... just gotta settle on material
May 8 2022 8:59PM
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Abomber22
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ik you don't need my help but these are exactly as mentioned..









Abomber22They're out there... cargo length without the side pockets, zip pocket in back, one zip pocket on the right hand usually... just gotta settle on material
May 8 2022 9:04PM
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Treegrabber
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weastcoatyeah but not ones above the knee cause I’m not a female


May 8 2022 9:05PM
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ski_salmon69
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Jorts are the only acceptable answer
May 8 2022 9:14PM
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arnie_grape
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ball shorts all day babeeyyyy
May 8 2022 9:33PM
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PacificRimJob
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I am not a dad yet so no.
May 8 2022 9:50PM
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Casey
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I am a dad and I just switched to 70s era short shorts. I am not even kidding I don’t give a fuck.
May 8 2022 9:56PM
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Lippamani
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Jorts all the way.
May 8 2022 9:57PM
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MichiganCatFart
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Supporting you betcha is cool, but cutting your old jeans into jorts is where its at.
LippamaniJorts all the way.
May 8 2022 10:00PM
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Lippamani
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True dat I've got two pairs waiting for the cut off
MichiganCatFartSupporting you betcha is cool, but cutting your old jeans into jorts is where its at.
May 8 2022 10:01PM
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Abomber22
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idkkkkk




LippamaniTrue dat I've got two pairs waiting for the cut off
May 8 2022 10:07PM
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ASAPCarter
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Arsenic adventure shorts are incredible. I literally live in those things
May 8 2022 10:57PM
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switchlip2
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ASAPCarterArsenic adventure shorts are incredible. I literally live in those things

I am getting a pair! Finally buying an arsenic after like 2 years thankfully except a hat my mom got me
May 8 2022 11:20PM
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weastcoat
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Abomber22idkkkkk



How y’all look wearing shorts that rest above the knees
May 8 2022 11:33PM
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skiP.E.I.
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weastcoatHow y’all look wearing shorts that rest above the knees


You're only telling on yourself buddy. We are godlike.
May 8 2022 11:59PM
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weastcoat
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skiP.E.I.You're only telling on yourself buddy. We are godlike.


You are womanlike. Go ahead and paint your nails while you’re at it.
May 9 2022 12:32AM
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arnie_grape
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May 9 2022 1:37AM
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Non_State_Actor
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DummyBearsI just wear birdies which are bathing suit. if it’s shorts weather might as well jump in some water.


This. I wear boardshorts (at or slightly below the knee in length) when I swim or am around a body of water, otherwise it's pants or overalls if I'm working.
May 9 2022 2:04AM
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Abomber22
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you guys?........


ain't those guys
arnie_grape
May 9 2022 5:57AM
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oldmanski
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I wear shorts every chance I can get. Vans, cargo, Jorts, daisy dukes, you name it, I wear them. I dont like wearing leg cages.lol
May 9 2022 8:28AM
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skiP.E.I.
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weastcoatYou are womanlike. Go ahead and paint your nails while you’re at it.

Au contraire!
Wearing shorts below your knees is well known as a woman deterrent
May 9 2022 8:29AM
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PsychicMigration
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WoFlowzVintage baggies all the way


So $6 at a thrift store or did you take out a mortgage for those?
May 9 2022 12:42PM
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WoFlowz
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DummyBearsSo $6 at a thrift store or did you take out a mortgage for those?


Neither got 6 or 7 pairs from my dad . He’s had them since grad school in the late 90s early 2000s
May 9 2022 12:45PM
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eheath
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I've been wearing golf shorts for years, they're stretchy and breathable and look indistinguishable from other shorts. Theyre cargo shorts without the cargo pockets, its the play for sure.
May 9 2022 1:04PM
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BrandoComando
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Big fan of my mtb shorts for everyday stuff. They're comfy and have the right amount of stretch. Lots of brands have styles that are pretty casual too
May 9 2022 1:16PM
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dognuts
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booty shorts or nothing
May 9 2022 1:20PM
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swherity
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dognutsbooty shorts or nothing


ya also got to make sure ur ballsac dangles out the bottom
May 9 2022 4:26PM
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PsychicMigration
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WoFlowzNeither got 6 or 7 pairs from my dad . He’s had them since grad school in the late 90s early 2000s


Seems reasonable to me.
May 9 2022 6:21PM
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GrapeHunter
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if you have any sort of leg muscle and want to look like a cool gym guy then you can rob Fabletics website hahahaha
May 9 2022 9:21PM
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MichiganCatFart
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I got bird legs.
GrapeHunterif you have any sort of leg muscle and want to look like a cool gym guy then you can rob Fabletics website hahahaha
May 9 2022 10:05PM
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Non_State_Actor
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MichiganCatFartI got bird legs.


Me too, and they're very very white.
May 9 2022 10:20PM
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PhlebotomistOld
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weastcoatyeah but not ones above the knee cause I’m not a female


May 10 2022 2:12PM
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PhlebotomistOld
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Khaki shorts, athletic shorts from sierra are super cheap
May 10 2022 2:13PM
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Non_State_Actor
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PhlebotomistKhaki shorts, athletic shorts from sierra are super cheap


Seriously, if you're in the states you can order like 5 or 6 different styles or sizes and send back the stuff that doesn't work for you.
May 10 2022 2:56PM
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Icant_kfed
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I wear the same pair of jorts every day all summer long
May 10 2022 3:13PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Aww someone's self conscious about having sapling thighs
weastcoatyeah but not ones above the knee cause I’m not a female
May 10 2022 4:40PM
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weastcoat
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ReturnToMonkeyAww someone's self conscious about having sapling thighs


No I’m just not a woman lol. The legs are rather meaty.
May 10 2022 6:12PM
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Abomber22
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It's Kentucky
ReturnToMonkeyAww someone's self conscious about having sapling thighs
May 11 2022 9:11PM
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PhlebotomistOld
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ASAPCarterArsenic adventure shorts are incredible. I literally live in those things




Might buy if theyre not like $60
May 17 2022 3:52PM
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signtime
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My ass gets so huge from skiing that it swallows even the most conservatively cut shorts and makes them look slutty.
May 23 2022 7:39PM
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theabortionator
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MichiganCatFartSupporting you betcha is cool, but cutting your old jeans into jorts is where its at.


I "borrowed" a pair of jeans from my buddy for a pondskimming contest once and ended up cutting them into sick ass short jorts. Paired good with my mullet. No idea how I didn't win that year.
May 23 2022 8:49PM
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swag_chic
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as a female I struggle with shorts bc there’s either short gym shorts or long baggy shorts that make me look lesbian nothing wrong with that just I’m not lesbian🥲😭 the point of this is it should always be winter so I can wear baggy pants and ski
May 24 2022 12:24PM
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switchlip2
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swag_chicas a female I struggle with shorts bc there’s either short gym shorts or long baggy shorts that make me look lesbian nothing wrong with that just I’m not lesbian🥲😭 the point of this is it should always be winter so I can wear baggy pants and ski


I agree with the last sentence
May 24 2022 12:38PM
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Abomber22
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So unnecessary
"long baggy shorts that make me look lesbian nothing wrong with that just I’m not*
swag_chicas a female I struggle with shorts bc there’s either short gym shorts or long baggy shorts that make me look lesbian nothing wrong with that just I’m not lesbian🥲😭 the point of this is it should always be winter so I can wear baggy pants and ski
May 25 2022 12:21AM
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SchizoSkier
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Jus wear shorts with a 5 inch inseam
MichiganCatFartIts getting warm out around where I live. I decide it is time to purchase some shorts. I quickly realized that there seems to be three main categories for men's shorts.
1.middle schooler (gym shorts)
2.dad (cargo shorts)
3.golfer chad (do I need to explain?)
People on here are constantly talking about style and such. what sort of shorts are you guys rocking.
May 27 2022 11:40AM
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Abomber22
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You mean, in your case, 3 inch doncha
SchizoSkierJus wear shorts with a 5 inch inseam
May 27 2022 11:49AM
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