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Walking how I ski

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Matthewbyrne1
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It’s been pointed out to me by countless people over the years that I walk weird, and I attribute that to skiing. Growing up skiing I always subconsciously felt I had to hold my hands straight down beside me, mainly just because I hated people who skied with flailing arms. Other people and myself have noticed that when I walk my knees are overly bent (stance similar to skiing) and my arms are glued to my sides. Does anyone else experience this or am I just weird.
May 5 2022 5:36PM
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tutipups
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i also have my knees bent like if i was skiing most of the time along with my feet pretty close together and always parallel
May 5 2022 5:40PM
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Matthewbyrne1
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tutipupsi also have my knees bent like if i was skiing most of the time along with my feet pretty close together and always parallel


Hahah yup, fucks with my skateboarding too, I can’t make myself land with my legs apart on the board since I’m so accustomed to landing with my feet glued.
May 5 2022 5:41PM
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switchlip2
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I can better at skiing than walking
May 5 2022 6:26PM
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Christian_Bale
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My knees don't bend like that so I can't relate unfortunately
May 5 2022 7:09PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Did you go to a bootfitter?
May 5 2022 7:17PM
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Ball_Sacker
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ya,
then i get asked why i jump and spin on every curb😂
May 5 2022 7:22PM
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twinkle_toes
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No I don’t bend my knees when I walk
May 5 2022 8:13PM
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tutipups
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Ball_Sackerya,
then i get asked why i jump and spin on every curb😂

ngl that shit is so fun but i hate how people look weirdly at me when i do it
May 5 2022 8:30PM
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Matthewbyrne1
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CatdickBojanglesDid you go to a bootfitter?


Yes 7 to be exact. Went to surefoot again today for probably the 20th time this month, still no luck, I will persist tho.
May 5 2022 8:32PM
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ski_salmon69
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i afterbang every time i stop when walking
May 5 2022 9:28PM
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dshiland
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We were taking grad photos for my sister and I climbed on a hand rail to see how itd feel to slide... everyone just looked at me, we are all guilty sometimes
May 5 2022 10:54PM
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Mr.Whatsittoya
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Can't relate, but I do have double jointed legs
May 5 2022 11:34PM
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jompcock
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Shoe skiing is a lost art. I love climbing up steep rocks and shoe skiing down. Closest I've been to death was hiking down a mountain and running into a nice gravel covered dirt patch, perfect for ripping some shoe skiing turns except it was a sharp ass left turn and like a 400 foot drop on the other side. Had to bust some impromptu break dance moves to wiggle myself out of that pickle. Hands all bloody and shit.
May 6 2022 12:51AM
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tutipups
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ski_salmon69i afterbang every time i stop when walking

now i literally go sideways when i stop walking
May 6 2022 9:20AM
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tutipups
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jompcockShoe skiing is a lost art. I love climbing up steep rocks and shoe skiing down. Closest I've been to death was hiking down a mountain and running into a nice gravel covered dirt patch, perfect for ripping some shoe skiing turns except it was a sharp ass left turn and like a 400 foot drop on the other side. Had to bust some impromptu break dance moves to wiggle myself out of that pickle. Hands all bloody and shit.


i still gravel ski
May 6 2022 9:21AM
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armchair_skier
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When I walk I have to stop and look at handrails
May 6 2022 10:41AM
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unijibs
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when im in public, i always eye down some sexy urban spots
May 6 2022 10:45AM
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galardogod
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I job curbs when I walk and do 3s over small stair sets
May 6 2022 2:05PM
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ski_salmon69
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armchair_skierWhen I walk I have to stop and look at handrails



May 6 2022 2:13PM
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yungona
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Send a video of you walking
May 6 2022 2:26PM
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tutipups
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galardogodI job curbs when I walk and do 3s over small stair sets


job??
May 6 2022 4:46PM
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maddecipher
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how's yp' gangsta' walk dese dayz?
May 6 2022 6:31PM
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TediMind
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tutipupsi also have my knees bent like if i was skiing most of the time along with my feet pretty close together and always parallel


Guilty. My ex thought I was always standing like I was ready to be attacked or something. Then she saw me skiing and put it together. Probably the tenth person over the years to notice
May 6 2022 8:57PM
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tutipups
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TediMindGuilty. My ex thought I was always standing like I was ready to be attacked or something. Then she saw me skiing and put it together. Probably the tenth person over the years to notice

most people don't know that i ski which is weird since im always wearing my armada hoodie. Anyways ive also just realized its why i think we park rats are smaller its actually just because we bend our knees so much
May 6 2022 10:14PM
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dognuts
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i butter when i walk
May 6 2022 10:15PM
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jompcock
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tutipupsi still gravel ski


Also love me a big wet or icy patch on asphalt. Get a running start and let er rip. I would cut through a field on my walk to school and in the winter there was a spot with like 80 feet of ice. Felt so good to rip across.
May 7 2022 12:54AM
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UBlome
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lmao this thread makes me laugh cuz the homies say I always after bang when i jump on my dildo
May 7 2022 10:45PM
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tutipups
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UBlomelmao this thread makes me laugh cuz the homies say I always after bang when i jump on my dildo

oh boy your unbanned
May 8 2022 7:02PM
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galardogod
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tutipupsjob??


Jib
May 12 2022 11:02AM
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CowboySkibop
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I walk with a bounce like a fuckin poptropica character cuz of walking in ski boots
May 12 2022 11:58AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Monoskiing has really been a detriment in my life, I can't even walk, my feet just stay plastered together cause that's what I'm used to. It's gotten to the point where I have to take government checks 90% of which go towards ski passes and lodge food. Its getting really bad and this is a cry for help, if someone wants to Venmo me like maybe 10 bucks man I just wanna buy a pack of cigs to make my miserable life end faster.
May 12 2022 7:23PM
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nmwninjart
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You know when you're standing around in your ski boots with skis on you have that bent knee stance resting your shins on the front of your boots?
I caught myself standing like that at work today.
May 12 2022 9:20PM
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WunhungL0
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If my shoes aren't set at 18 din then I'll almost always double eject
May 13 2022 12:51AM
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edai
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ive been told my torso stays still and only my hips and legs move when i walk and i was pretty stoked. fucking great form i guess
May 13 2022 2:44AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Y'all walk like you ski? I walk like I ride the chairlift



**This post was edited on May 13th 2022 at 9:26:30am
May 13 2022 9:25AM
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GrandThings
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Yooo hahah I thought I was the only one.

Not so much when I'm walking, but if I'm standing still (like waiting in line or something) I have to keep my feet together because I feel weird having my legs apart. Tbh it was sorta conscious at first, but now it's just like my normal position
May 13 2022 9:30AM
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b0ss
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Jun 16 2022 11:17AM
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