Would you consider Vishnu’s to be the black air forces of the skiing community?

While I appreciate the humor here, I think the people at my hill who most fit this profile are usually riding some 5+ year old pair of skis that have been beat to shit by their insane jibbing,

nope, I know people who ride vishnus that literally fit that exact description

MegamindWhile I appreciate the humor here, I think the people at my hill who most fit this profile are usually riding some 5+ year old pair of skis that have been beat to shit by their insane jibbing,

Bro that's virtika, wrong V playa

In my humble opinion OP.... You're either a mid 20 year old park skiing god on Vishnus, or a middle/high schooler that can't make up their mind about what size to buy so they make a thread about it on NewSchoolers.

**This post was edited on Apr 19th 2022 at 1:49:45am

QuaggyIn my humble opinion OP.... You're either a mid 20s park skiing god or a middle/high schooler that can't make up their mind so they make a thread about it on NewSchoolers

I’m sorry but whatever you just said made no sense

tanner.harmsI’m sorry but whatever you just said made no sense

Fixed it for ya OP.
Do you have Vishnus or...?

Go fuck urself

as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??

i feel attacked💀

QuaggyIn my humble opinion OP.... You're either a mid 20 year old park skiing god on Vishnus, or a middle/high schooler that can't make up their mind about what size to buy so they make a thread about it on NewSchoolers.

**This post was edited on Apr 19th 2022 at 1:49:45am

No kids who act “tough” in skiing are absolute pussies, Newschoolers members especially

MaimHelpNo kids who act “tough” in skiing are absolute pussies, Newschoolers members especially

You obviously have the absolute ski gods that are on here. Then you have the posers who act hard.

hi_vis360as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.

YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.

Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time I can just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.

Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.

Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??

10/10, would read again

Session10/10, would read again

I mean this is the second or third time I've posted this so you already have

Lets be real G, Vishnu is the white vans of the ski world- some "damn Daniel" shit.

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Casual homophobia on NS, as always.

tanner.harms(Just my opinion) All vishnu kids do is hork down packs of cigarettes, get in fights, no helmet, and swerve.

Head back to the bunny hill then you absolute pussy.

KilaTsunamiHead back to the bunny hill then you absolute pussy.

Bet I could beat your Vishnu riding ass in slvsh

tanner.harmsBet I could beat your Vishnu riding ass in slvsh

Ok first trick, nose butter across ur moms box, now what ?

KilaTsunamiOk first trick, nose butter across ur moms box, now what ?

Damn. I don't think there's any coming back from that one.

This a pretty typical thread for OP considering it was his 36th post