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Dress jackets

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BigmoneyMatt
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Can we please stop wearing those dress style freestyle jackets, like the long but skinny 1s. They are the ugliest fucking jackets, "yeah yeah kid nice frontswap but you look like a princess" y'know what I mean? Get u some girthy fuckin jackets boys non of this princess shit. I wanna see puffy jackets, thicc jackets. I wantna see people looking like a roblox character when the wind hits them right. Not a fucking ferret that's what these fuckin doods look like, a ferret. Nasty ass princess jackets man I'm pissed off. Tf yall doing stop wearing princess jackets.
Apr 15 2022 12:58AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Andy rigatoni wears them, you fellas really wanna stylistically align urselves with Andy? Yeah didn't think so stop wearing princess jackets.
Apr 15 2022 1:01AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Hold up is it the jackets that make them look like dresses or the gross imbalance of jacket/pant bagginess ratio?
Apr 15 2022 1:08AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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BiffbarfHold up is it the jackets that make them look like dresses or the gross imbalance of jacket/pant bagginess ratio?


Only jacket like the long fuckin jackets the really ugly nasty 1s
Apr 15 2022 1:19AM
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Quaggy
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Ima need to see a pic OP
Apr 15 2022 1:57AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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QuaggyIma need to see a pic OP


I'll try and find 1
Apr 15 2022 2:17AM
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Chunderface
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This never happened.
Apr 15 2022 10:13AM
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keagan.karstens
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If I catch u on the mountain like this, it’s on sight. For the greater good of the community.
Apr 15 2022 10:27AM
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muffMan.
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keagan.karstens

If I catch u on the mountain like this, it’s on sight. For the greater good of the community.

I wish my anomie hanged that low
Apr 15 2022 10:39AM
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Abomber22
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( this gonna cost me)
fucking MSU nut...it's HUNG mfer, HUNG....

Yes, you can use hanged, but don't
Coleg55I wish my anomie hanged that low
Apr 15 2022 12:18PM
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jerm
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This jacket must really get you wound up.
Apr 15 2022 12:30PM
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Quaggy
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keagan.karstens

If I catch u on the mountain like this, it’s on sight. For the greater good of the community.

Wyd if I pull up on you like
Apr 15 2022 12:32PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Old stoke is right 😂

I like to imagine it being said as hang-ged
Abomber22( this gonna cost me)
fucking MSU nut...it's HUNG mfer, HUNG....

Yes, you can use hanged, but don't


**This post was edited on Apr 15th 2022 at 1:01:02pm
Apr 15 2022 1:00PM
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Knapzach
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QuaggyWyd if I pull up on you like


Ask for an autograph
Apr 15 2022 2:18PM
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SofaKingSick
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i thought this was gonna be about like, pea coats. you know, dress jackets?

honestly kinda surprised that hasn't been a fad at some point
Apr 15 2022 2:56PM
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ASSholebomber22
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SofaKingSicki thought this was gonna be about like, pea coats. you know, dress jackets?

honestly kinda surprised that hasn't been a fad at some point


That's the 2030 post-pretend-to-be-poor generation, we're nearly halfway there with the influx of arcteryx in the park. It's the logical next progression really.
Apr 15 2022 3:04PM
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OregonDead
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SofaKingSicki thought this was gonna be about like, pea coats. you know, dress jackets?

honestly kinda surprised that hasn't been a fad at some point


my old roommate and his crew from Seattle all ride in 3 piece suits. they've been doing it for years
Apr 15 2022 3:26PM
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a_burger
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SofaKingSicki thought this was gonna be about like, pea coats. you know, dress jackets?

honestly kinda surprised that hasn't been a fad at some point


I remember jiberish made these for like a yea and there was a short vid with Delorme ripping around in one (mixed with random shots of some dude cycling in a city or some lame shit like that)

**This post was edited on Apr 15th 2022 at 5:15:06pm
Apr 15 2022 5:14PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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keagan.karstens

If I catch u on the mountain like this, it’s on sight. For the greater good of the community.


I can guess someones age if i saw them wearing that on the hill.
Apr 15 2022 5:43PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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BallZach420Ask for an autograph


Look at all these princess tutu lookin people. She's my trap queen, let her hit the bando.
Apr 15 2022 7:05PM
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Abomber22
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13 adjectives to describe a *coat*
but only the first two matter.... next year, cool guys




SofaKingSicki thought this was gonna be about like, pea coats. you know, dress jackets?

honestly kinda surprised that hasn't been a fad at some point
Apr 15 2022 7:28PM
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AbiH
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DeadBCan we please stop wearing those dress style freestyle jackets, like the long but skinny 1s. They are the ugliest fucking jackets, "yeah yeah kid nice frontswap but you look like a princess" y'know what I mean? Get u some girthy fuckin jackets boys non of this princess shit. I wanna see puffy jackets, thicc jackets. I wantna see people looking like a roblox character when the wind hits them right. Not a fucking ferret that's what these fuckin doods look like, a ferret. Nasty ass princess jackets man I'm pissed off. Tf yall doing stop wearing princess jackets.


Ok, but skiing like a princess is empowering and you can’t change my mind.



Sadly don’t have the jacket to match the princess vibes😭
Apr 15 2022 8:53PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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If that's the vibe ur going for sure, but these kids acting hard asf in princess coats talking tough n shit can go.
Apr 15 2022 9:47PM
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Bio_8
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DeadBIf that's the vibe ur going for sure, but these kids acting hard asf in princess coats talking tough n shit can go.


You have to wear the tightest clothes possible
Apr 15 2022 9:59PM
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Abomber22
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That works




Bio_8You have to wear the tightest clothes possible
Apr 15 2022 10:24PM
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PimpChimpin
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2000s saga skier aesthetic
keagan.karstens

If I catch u on the mountain like this, it’s on sight. For the greater good of the community.
Apr 15 2022 11:06PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Bio_8You have to wear the tightest clothes possible


I think you got it the wrong way buddy, it's bedtime fuck off.
Apr 15 2022 11:17PM
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KilaTsunami
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Nah wear whatever u want I hate when everyone looks the same
Apr 15 2022 11:21PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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KilaTsunamiNah wear whatever u want I hate when everyone looks the same


Yo I feel the same way, unless it's a dress like jacket
Apr 16 2022 12:38AM
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switchlip2
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Apr 16 2022 12:42AM
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CantThinkOfaName
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I think dress jackets look quite exquisite on the hill.
Apr 16 2022 12:51AM
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Rparr
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DeadBAndy rigatoni


lmao
Apr 16 2022 5:33AM
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Rparr
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obligatory
Apr 16 2022 5:35AM
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Brule.
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Abomber22That works



Boutta start skiing park in speed suits all 2023
Apr 16 2022 9:29AM
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Abomber22
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Trend setter
Brule.Boutta start skiing park in speed suits all 2023
Apr 16 2022 10:00AM
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Young_patty
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Woof, ngl OP this is kind of a weird way to say:

“I never balled out on a Jiberish Vaudesir 3L storm jacket when the grand cru technical line dropped”





And you missed out, probably one of the most slept on Jiberish lines ever. Like bruh how you gonna tell me you don’t wanna look like this????

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1040039/Jiberish-Grand-Cru-Collection
Apr 16 2022 12:47PM
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mikemac
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Young_pattyWoof, ngl OP this is kind of a weird way to say:

“I never balled out on a Jiberish Vaudesir 3L storm jacket when the grand cru technical line dropped”





And you missed out, probably one of the most slept on Jiberish lines ever. Like bruh how you gonna tell me you don’t wanna look like this????

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1040039/Jiberish-Grand-Cru-Collection


tysm for this immersive interactive experience of historic urbans colorados
Apr 16 2022 12:59PM
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KilaTsunami
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CantThinkOfaNameI think dress jackets look quite exquisite on the hill.


Imagine hitting a cork sev blunt w that suit on. Big baller shit
Apr 16 2022 1:00PM
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dwt802
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keagan.karstens

If I catch u on the mountain like this, it’s on sight. For the greater good of the community.


QuaggyWyd if I pull up on you like


Pulling up like this is for the greater good of the community. Don’t @ me.
Apr 16 2022 1:04PM
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Session
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dwt802Pulling up like this is for the greater good of the community. Don’t @ me.


I'll take this over the clown pants and your mom's undersized patagonia fleece any day of the week.
Apr 16 2022 4:04PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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Rock one of those big ass Decente trench coats that the racer peoples wear
Apr 16 2022 7:02PM
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Christian_Bale
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Omg so edgy! They're rightfully going to ban your ass
Apr 21 2022 12:06PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Sumboody ban dis gui
Apr 21 2022 1:57PM
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