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Hot bitches in vermont?

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doubleblackjack
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I was in the car with my friends dad and the conversation goes like this:

him: where do you want to live when your older?

me: idk probably northern vermont

him: well do you like girls?

me: yeah

him: well there are no hot bitches in vermont. I dont think they allow hot girls in at the state border. Or maybe they get ugly from living there

Me: (laughing my ass off)


Is he right? Are there any hot bitches in vermont?
Mar 22 2022 9:08PM
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The_Best_Bread
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I saw a whopping 0 at killington on my trip there last year
Mar 22 2022 9:11PM
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-Dan
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Sounds like a personal problem.
Mar 22 2022 9:34PM
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doubleblackjack
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-DanSounds like a personal problem.


Ohhhh dan gets all the hot bitches and leaves the ugly ones for everyone else


you gettin that sugar-bush up there dan?
Mar 22 2022 9:38PM
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Deez_Mcskis
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Find hottie somewhere else, go to vermont, and if allah bless you have many children. Problem solved!
Mar 22 2022 9:47PM
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Schoess
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Deez_McskisFind hottie somewhere else, go to vermont, and if allah bless you have many children. Problem solved!


So his potential daughters would be hot bitches to him? big oof
Mar 22 2022 9:53PM
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corona
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Maybe there are a lot of hot women and none are bitches?
Mar 22 2022 10:13PM
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methscratchface
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dad of the year.
Mar 22 2022 10:41PM
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doubleblackjack
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methscratchfacedad of the year.


Facts bro facts
Mar 22 2022 11:14PM
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iced
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sounds like the kinda guy that wears a high vis jacket when hes not working
Mar 22 2022 11:18PM
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rymeisterbaby
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doubleblackjackI was in the car with my friends dad and the conversation goes like this:

him: where do you want to live when your older?

me: idk probably northern vermont

him: well do you like girls?

me: yeah

him: well there are no hot bitches in vermont. I dont think they allow hot girls in at the state border. Or maybe they get ugly from living there

Me: (laughing my ass off)


Is he right? Are there any hot bitches in vermont?


vermont has no hot bitches, live in a area close to a ski resort with a lot of prostitutes
Mar 22 2022 11:32PM
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weastcoat
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Ever been to rural PA?
Mar 22 2022 11:58PM
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doubleblackjack
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weastcoatEver been to rural PA?

as a pa resident i understand your pain
Mar 23 2022 12:11AM
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SofaKingSick
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A virgin dad, now I've seen it all
Mar 23 2022 12:45AM
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HypeBeast
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Ehhhh big cities correlate with higher percentages of hot people, and rural is usually the inverse. Burlington has a university so I'm sure they have some smokes
Mar 23 2022 12:51AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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He must have met his wife in vermont
Mar 23 2022 1:26AM
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Celery
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When I went to UVM to check it out I saw a much higher percentage of hot dudes compared to the percentage of hot women.
Mar 23 2022 6:55AM
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doubleblackjack
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TRVP_ANGELHe must have met his wife in vermont


Hes divorced 😬
Mar 23 2022 7:09AM
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skierman
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The_Best_BreadI saw a whopping 0 at killington on my trip there last year


Yeah that's because you were only seeing people from Boston, NYC and New Jersey since you were skiing Killy on a holiday weekend, you fucking idiot.
Mar 23 2022 7:34AM
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The_Best_Bread
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skiermanYeah that's because you were only seeing people from Boston, NYC and New Jersey since you were skiing Killy on a holiday weekend, you fucking idiot.


nope, skied monday-friday dumbass. and wasn’t any holiday weekend you brain-rotted idiot
Mar 23 2022 8:13AM
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Daffski
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Rural Vermont not so much, but I've went out in Burlington and there were some smokes
Mar 23 2022 8:42AM
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olddirty
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Only in Burlington and might get lucky at the resorts with groups coming in from NY and Mass. Vermont is one of the least populated states in the US. Its like anywhere else, less people less bitches. There are some farmers daughters type shit floating around the state. I lived there for 4 years.
Mar 23 2022 9:09AM
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PeppermillReno
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The upstairs at Nectars was full of smoking hot babes a few weeks ago. Music was shitty and the band downstairs was better but that isn't the point I guess.

The ski towns are kind of ruined on winter weekends at this point and hills to crowded due to Ikon and Epic. I wouldn't consider anything other than Burlington and a Jay or Smuggs pass if living in VT.
Mar 23 2022 9:18AM
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little1337
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weastcoatEver been to rural PA?


this jawn knows
Mar 23 2022 9:21AM
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teabag
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if I was you in that situation it would’ve been so fucking awkward for him, i can’t imagine laughing at a joke that dry lmao
Mar 23 2022 10:02AM
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doubleblackjack
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teabagif I was you in that situation it would’ve been so fucking awkward for him, i can’t imagine laughing at a joke that dry lmao


Ok good for you
Mar 23 2022 10:13AM
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Icant_kfed
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Deez_McskisFind hottie somewhere else, go to vermont, and if allah bless you have many children. Problem solved!


Well then your children will be ugly and you won’t get grandparents because nobody wants to smash an ugly person
Mar 23 2022 11:19AM
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first_rodeo
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Go to UVM
Get City Job
Get a Long Island Brawd
Use her daddys house at Killy
Profit???
Mar 23 2022 12:05PM
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RAcecARman
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Your friends dad sounds like he wouldn't sign the divorce papers and lost all of his money to child support and alimony
Mar 23 2022 12:26PM
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rojo.grande
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first_rodeoGo to UVM
Get City Job
Get a Long Island Brawd
Use her daddys house at Killy
Profit???


top notch strategy out of this guy
Mar 23 2022 3:33PM
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sullivano*b
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yeah nah a 10 here is a 6 in a populated state prolly
Mar 23 2022 4:55PM
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HypeBeast
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skiermanYeah that's because you were only seeing people from Boston, NYC and New Jersey since you were skiing Killy on a holiday weekend, you fucking idiot.


Nah man the city girls are what op needs
Mar 23 2022 5:08PM
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ModMommy
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Eww
Mar 23 2022 9:20PM
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GrapeHunter
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safarisamEww


SAFARISAM EATS ASS AND SUCKS WEINERS!!!!
Mar 23 2022 11:06PM
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IHatePedophiles
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Gilbert_wiener
Mar 23 2022 11:18PM
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IHatePedophiles
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coronaMaybe there are a lot of hot women and none are bitches?


Respecting woman? Thumbs down for you
Mar 23 2022 11:20PM
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ModMommy
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gilbert_grapeSAFARISAM EATS ASS AND SUCKS WEINERS!!!!


A public service announcement
Mar 24 2022 1:41AM
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ASSholebomber22
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IHatePedophilesRespecting woman? Thumbs down for you


I'll respect tf out of your mom if you don't watch out
Mar 24 2022 2:03AM
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