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Jesushadvishnus
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Hey lads i need some advice here.
I found a cute chick on IG but i mostly use snapchat and rarely instagram. So im going to follow her and obviously hope she follows me back, and if she does should i just ask her if she has snapchat right away or do i make a little conversation first and then ask after that?
Mar 2 2022 7:02PM
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Abomber22
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SHOULD try to meet a real person in real life doing real things, but whatever
Mar 2 2022 7:32PM
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GrapeHunter
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eat her ass
Mar 2 2022 7:40PM
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Jesushadvishnus
Posts: 124 - Karma: 474
gilbert_grapeeat her ass


Before or after peeing?
Mar 2 2022 7:42PM
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sexyjulian
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Bro.. u don’t even ask for the Snapchat.

just send a dick pic into her dm’s and go from there
Mar 2 2022 7:42PM
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Jesushadvishnus
Posts: 124 - Karma: 474
Abomber22SHOULD try to meet a real person in real life doing real things, but whatever


Nah i heard going outside isn't core my dude
Mar 2 2022 7:42PM
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TreeJam
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Just watch her from a distance. It’s best that way
Mar 2 2022 10:17PM
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GreezyBastard
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Definitely think of a new plan cause yours fuckin sucks
Mar 2 2022 11:21PM
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IHatePedophiles
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The real answer is quite simple, stay away from bitches. They always cause drama and as soon as you cum in her you'll regret ever sliding into her DMS. your feelings will be gone quicker than you came.
Mar 2 2022 11:36PM
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Abomber22
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and in this vvvvvv case, really quick
IHatePedophilesThe real answer is quite simple, stay away from bitches. They always cause drama and as soon as you cum in her you'll regret ever sliding into her DMS. your feelings will be gone quicker than you came.
Mar 3 2022 12:34AM
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ski_salmon69
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Bro asking dumb questions about girls is my job around here, find your own thing
Mar 3 2022 1:28AM
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swherity
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just find her on onlyfans
Mar 3 2022 3:13AM
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.frenchy
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is she a solid 7?
Mar 3 2022 10:27AM
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Jems
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ask her for toe pics
Mar 3 2022 10:46AM
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CowboySkibop
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def get some convo going first tbh, otherwise she'll think ur a creep
Mar 3 2022 11:01AM
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asparagus
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IHatePedophilesThe real answer is quite simple, stay away from bitches. They always cause drama and as soon as you cum in her you'll regret ever sliding into her DMS. your feelings will be gone quicker than you came.

you’re 15
Mar 3 2022 3:59PM
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IHatePedophiles
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asparagusyou’re 15


How does this have to do with anything? This doesn't reflect the personal experiences I have endured? The teen years are where a lot of the freak bitches are shown in the first place. I probably get more pussy then you to begin with.
Mar 3 2022 4:03PM
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signtime
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Aww! OP's got an Instagram crush!

Okay here's what you do:

Respond to one of her story posts of her being herself doing a fun activity (not a selfie or thirst trap!)

"Hey that's cool you like to that. I also like to do that and am planning on doing it this weekend. Got any plans? Wanna join in?"

Smooth as silk
Mar 3 2022 5:15PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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she's seven... but not in terms of appearance
.frenchyis she a solid 7?
Mar 3 2022 6:45PM
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Abomber22
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from the mouth of someone who is
larilinesignAww! OP's got an Instagram crush!

Okay here's what you do:

Respond to one of her story posts of her being herself doing a fun activity (not a selfie or thirst trap!)

"Hey that's cool you like to that. I also like to do that and am planning on doing it this weekend. Got any plans? Wanna join in?"

Smooth as silk
Mar 3 2022 6:55PM
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Jesushadvishnus
Posts: 124 - Karma: 474
IHatePedophilesThe real answer is quite simple, stay away from bitches. They always cause drama and as soon as you cum in her you'll regret ever sliding into her DMS. your feelings will be gone quicker than you came.


If i have to avoid girls, do you know eheaths snapchat by any chance?
Mar 3 2022 7:01PM
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Jesushadvishnus
Posts: 124 - Karma: 474
larilinesignAww! OP's got an Instagram crush!

Okay here's what you do:

Respond to one of her story posts of her being herself doing a fun activity (not a selfie or thirst trap!)

"Hey that's cool you like to that. I also like to do that and am planning on doing it this weekend. Got any plans? Wanna join in?"

Smooth as silk


appreciate it lari
Mar 3 2022 7:02PM
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CantThinkOfaName
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what if she's a pornstar
larilinesignAww! OP's got an Instagram crush!

Okay here's what you do:

Respond to one of her story posts of her being herself doing a fun activity (not a selfie or thirst trap!)

"Hey that's cool you like to that. I also like to do that and am planning on doing it this weekend. Got any plans? Wanna join in?"

Smooth as silk
Mar 3 2022 7:02PM
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signtime
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Jesushadvishnusappreciate it lari


You got this bro 🤜🤛
Mar 4 2022 2:11AM
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JackMeHoffXD
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larilinesignAww! OP's got an Instagram crush!

Okay here's what you do:

Respond to one of her story posts of her being herself doing a fun activity (not a selfie or thirst trap!)

"Hey that's cool you like to that. I also like to do that and am planning on doing it this weekend. Got any plans? Wanna join in?"

Smooth as silk

Hey I noticed you like to ski. Do you wanna ski together??
Mar 4 2022 3:06AM
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ModMommy
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Hey! Just shoot her a DM even if you rarely use IG. I straight up had someone from a shop downtown send me a DM after I went into their store and we're gonna have our dogs get together and hang out. It doesn't hurt to try and shoot your shot, you don't know what could happen.
Mar 4 2022 12:12PM
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Abomber22
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ya, shoot your shot....(10 year old sniggers)
safarisamHey! Just shoot her a DM even if you rarely use IG. I straight up had someone from a shop downtown send me a DM after I went into their store and we're gonna have our dogs get together and hang out. It doesn't hurt to try and shoot your shot, you don't know what could happen.
Mar 4 2022 4:01PM
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Jesushadvishnus
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safarisamHey! Just shoot her a DM even if you rarely use IG. I straight up had someone from a shop downtown send me a DM after I went into their store and we're gonna have our dogs get together and hang out. It doesn't hurt to try and shoot your shot, you don't know what could happen.

Did he start a conversation or did he just ask you out directly?
Mar 4 2022 4:38PM
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Jesushadvishnus
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Abomber22ya, shoot your shot....(10 year old sniggers)

Only if you shoot your shot at dua lipa bigboy

http://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/930122/Dua-Lipa
Mar 4 2022 4:39PM
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Abomber22
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Lol.... holding my feet to the fire i see
Saw her on late night, had crazy boots on, you go make it what you want, ....big.....boy
JesushadvishnusOnly if you shoot your shot at dua lipa bigboy

http://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/930122/Dua-Lipa
Mar 4 2022 4:52PM
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SSteezle
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If this thread was posted on NS 10-15 years ago, every answer would have been to pee in her butt.
Mar 4 2022 5:08PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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Definitely have conversation with her and even better than asking for her snap is asking for her number

**This post was edited on Mar 4th 2022 at 5:33:15pm
Mar 4 2022 5:32PM
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ModMommy
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JesushadvishnusDid he start a conversation or did he just ask you out directly?


“This is mad random and borderline creeper- i had help from my bored coworker girl when we were bored at the shop- but did ya find any slip on shoes? Maybe you did and that’s 1 good thing this week” just stared a conversation. I hornets was jn so much pain i really didn’t remember stoking in but he seems nice and I have a Glock so I’m not worried.
Mar 4 2022 7:27PM
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Jesushadvishnus
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safarisam“This is mad random and borderline creeper- i had help from my bored coworker girl when we were bored at the shop- but did ya find any slip on shoes? Maybe you did and that’s 1 good thing this week” just stared a conversation. I hornets was jn so much pain i really didn’t remember stoking in but he seems nice and I have a Glock so I’m not worried.


Damn. I hope it's full auto
Mar 4 2022 9:03PM
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Jems
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I want a gun
Mar 4 2022 9:16PM
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GrapeHunter
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JemsI want a gun


sorry liberals can't have guns
Mar 5 2022 12:02PM
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Jems
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gilbert_grapesorry liberals can't have guns

i’m a registered republican
Mar 5 2022 12:08PM
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GrapeHunter
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Jemsi’m a registered republican


why doesn't ur bitchass have a gun then
Mar 5 2022 12:10PM
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Abomber22
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oh...libs have guns, we just pay attention to where we're aiming
gilbert_grapewhy doesn't ur bitchass have a gun then
Mar 5 2022 1:36PM
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PsychicMigration
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"this will go well"
Mar 5 2022 4:24PM
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animator
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safarisam“This is mad random and borderline creeper- i had help from my bored coworker girl when we were bored at the shop- but did ya find any slip on shoes? Maybe you did and that’s 1 good thing this week” just stared a conversation. I hornets was jn so much pain i really didn’t remember stoking in but he seems nice and I have a Glock so I’m not worried.


“He seems nice and I have a Glock”
One of the most powerful lines I’ve read on this website
Mar 6 2022 9:45PM
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PacificRimJob
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HOW HAS NOBODY SAID 'PEE IN HER BUTT' YET?!
Mar 7 2022 3:37PM
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Abomber22
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Someone sorta did
SSteezleIf this thread was posted on NS 10-15 years ago, every answer would have been to pee in her butt.
Mar 7 2022 8:31PM
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SlitherySnake
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DingoSeanHOW HAS NOBODY SAID 'PEE IN HER BUTT' YET?!




henrik would be ashamed of these replies

with that said, pee in her butt and skrrt from her hut
Mar 8 2022 1:16AM
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IHatePedophiles
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Abomber22oh...libs have guns, we just pay attention to where we're aiming

LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Mar 8 2022 3:43AM
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dwt802
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JesushadvishnusBefore or after peeing?


DingoSeanHOW HAS NOBODY SAID 'PEE IN HER BUTT' YET?!




Since OP said the first thing, it insinuated that he already knew he had to pee in her butt.
Mar 9 2022 1:07PM
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Toasty.
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And the fact that the first comment wasn’t “Pics or it didn’t happen” Is kinda weird
SSteezleIf this thread was posted on NS 10-15 years ago, every answer would have been to pee in her butt.
Mar 9 2022 5:15PM
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yungona
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Go in ALL BEEF
Apr 15 2022 10:19AM
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CowboySkibop
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why did I just get a DM from OP
Apr 15 2022 11:07AM
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ski_salmon69
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CrunnchyPissFartwhy did I just get a DM from OP


You're the girl he likes, he's just shooting his shot
Apr 15 2022 11:19AM
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CowboySkibop
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ski_salmon69You're the girl he likes, he's just shooting his shot


sorry OP I am taken
Apr 15 2022 11:41AM
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