Guys MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SHAVE WITHOUT SHAVING CREAM!!! Ok, so lets start this off. Four days ago I was just chilling at my house, on my devious shit and this bitch hit me up. Guess what she said? She said: “Hey lol” “pull up” so obviously, I knew whats good. This girl is MAD CUTE and apparently, she gets around a little but I dont give a fuck. I was feeling fucking disgusting and hat to shave. I didnt have any shaving cream because TSA took it when I was traveling to your moms house. SO i obviously had to shave without it. Long story short, I ended up going over to her house and grinding harder than 3 weeks ago when I was in park city and I came harder than when i got a picture with Steve Stepp Trollin Legend.
On to the second part (which is what I need your guys help with) Why is my stick red? It feels like its going to fall off. I knew this girl got around a LITTLE BIT but that may have been underestimated. The shaft is turning black and shit. Am I gonna lose my cock?