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Full contact park skiing!

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Padagucci1920
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Is full contact park skiing acceptable? For example child snakes you as you’re coming off a rail or is standing in a jump landing. Do you.

A. swerve and hope
B. Body yourself to avoid a collision
C. murk the child

Open to other answers as well
Feb 16 2022 5:00PM
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Padagucci1920
Posts: 39 - Karma: 317
I have been known to use a combination of both A & C
Feb 16 2022 5:01PM
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switchlip2
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C or ur a pussy
Feb 16 2022 5:11PM
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pissnu_skis
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D. Tail tap that lil mf on the noggin
Feb 16 2022 5:16PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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C.

Feb 16 2022 5:18PM
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nagromie
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Here is my story:

I am stopped, at the top of the park. I squint and see a 6 year old with goggles dangling from the back of his helmet, in the pizza stance, no poles and bright green snowpants that are baggier than mine. I yell, telling him to move out the way or he'll get bodied. He looks at me and stick out his tongue. I say it again, but this time in a serious tone. He refuses. This is where the action gets real: I accept his fate. Went in with my steez levels cranked to the max. Proceeded to do a front 2 on, front 2 out. Approaching the end of the rail, my pants lower. As i huck my knees back down to the ground during the last 90°, my ass spreads. My tummy grumbles. I let out a massive big-stinker 2000 on his head.
Feb 16 2022 5:21PM
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Professor-Modelo
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cant make the whole park your playground without jibbing downed gapers
Feb 16 2022 5:24PM
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Icant_kfed
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I usually just shifty and donkey kick all the gapers standing on the lip
Feb 16 2022 6:12PM
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Deez_Mcskis
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I just yell at them in midair and sometimes that's enough to make them fall over
Feb 16 2022 6:51PM
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keagan.karstens
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nagromieHere is my story:

I am stopped, at the top of the park. I squint and see a 6 year old with goggles dangling from the back of his helmet, in the pizza stance, no poles and bright green snowpants that are baggier than mine. I yell, telling him to move out the way or he'll get bodied. He looks at me and stick out his tongue. I say it again, but this time in a serious tone. He refuses. This is where the action gets real: I accept his fate. Went in with my steez levels cranked to the max. Proceeded to do a front 2 on, front 2 out. Approaching the end of the rail, my pants lower. As i huck my knees back down to the ground during the last 90°, my ass spreads. My tummy grumbles. I let out a massive big-stinker 2000 on his head.

“I accept his fate” lmao
Feb 16 2022 7:25PM
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mrk127
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I defiantly try for the steezy gaper tap but if not, resort to option C
Feb 16 2022 7:56PM
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Abomber22
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lmao
another thread about smacking lil kids
nun u mfs ever, barely, ran any short shits down

seems to be a park rat thing" bro, shoulda seen it, it was epic, I shived this lil...*
Feb 16 2022 8:13PM
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jompcock
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https://vimeo.com/160797045

0:53
Feb 16 2022 10:42PM
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Abomber22
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... accidentally, sure... planned out, na
jompcockhttps://vimeo.com/160797045

0:53
Feb 16 2022 10:50PM
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Michigan_Sucks
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Abomber22lmao
another thread about smacking lil kids
nun u mfs ever, barely, ran any short shits down

seems to be a park rat thing" bro, shoulda seen it, it was epic, I shived this lil...*


You must not be from the midwest. I should get a tattoo marking all the kids I've collided with like WW2 pilots did with plane kills.
Feb 16 2022 10:52PM
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Abomber22
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... again, collided... I get parks are full, but ain't nobody taking aim
Feb 16 2022 11:00PM
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Bellinghomie
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Padagucci1920Is full contact park skiing acceptable? For example child snakes you as you’re coming off a rail or is standing in a jump landing. Do you.

A. swerve and hope
B. Body yourself to avoid a collision
C. murk the child

Open to other answers as well


Edges to Achilles
Feb 16 2022 11:01PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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option D. mag dump your entire glock into his frail, prepubescent body. maga...
Feb 16 2022 11:09PM
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Abomber22
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... thought you guys just peed in everyone's ass...
TRVP_ANGELoption D. mag dump your entire glock into his frail, prepubescent body. maga...
Feb 16 2022 11:15PM
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PimpChimpin
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Pull the fattest pop over his head and shifty nose tap in between his gap
Feb 16 2022 11:32PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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If I see imminent contact its grab them and try to make sure they don't get hurt in the fall so it's not like an NFL hit. This has never happened to me really since I dont take blind air.
Feb 17 2022 2:17AM
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SenderSepp
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lil human is no problem for me.. they learning.. i get pissed off if the parents are riding in front of them.. learning em the snake-runs...
Feb 17 2022 3:04AM
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lil.Boye
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i feel bad for all the kids i have skied into and mangled their poor bodies. once had a parent follow me around some laps after her kid ran into me. she followed me to watch my every step untill she called me a dirtbag and left. super weird.
Feb 17 2022 4:55AM
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anders_a
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when you become older, and fatter, andl quite tall, especially parents really frown upon skiiing over their children, even if the kids snaked the line.



I do practice it when standing in line for lift
Feb 17 2022 7:42AM
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The_Best_Bread
Posts: 176 - Karma: 1,233
shifty nose bonk their lips till they bleed
Feb 17 2022 8:02AM
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sullivanob
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/898498/Switch-7-Small-Girl-Tap
send...
Feb 17 2022 8:16AM
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anders_a
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small children & snowboards, always stopping stupid places.
Feb 17 2022 8:20AM
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The_Best_Bread
Posts: 176 - Karma: 1,233
anders_asmall children & snowboards, always stopping stupid places.

categorizing all snowboarders i see now ;(
Feb 17 2022 9:44AM
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The_Best_Bread
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or shriek a YEWWWWW
Feb 17 2022 10:03AM
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LOOK_at_me
Posts: 131 - Karma: 1,178
Tail tap the helmet of the kid if they are in the way.

**This post was edited on Feb 17th 2022 at 10:57:30am
Feb 17 2022 10:56AM
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Prince_Pollo
Posts: 125 - Karma: 639
If you view gapers as park features skiing becomes way more fun. The other day I did a 2p2 on some gaper laying on the ground. Then I used another one as a pole jam and did a 5050 3 out. As long as your edges are detuned, I found that spider jackets slide really well.
Feb 17 2022 11:05AM
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buttterballs420
Posts: 15 - Karma: 294
nagromieHere is my story:

I am stopped, at the top of the park. I squint and see a 6 year old with goggles dangling from the back of his helmet, in the pizza stance, no poles and bright green snowpants that are baggier than mine. I yell, telling him to move out the way or he'll get bodied. He looks at me and stick out his tongue. I say it again, but this time in a serious tone. He refuses. This is where the action gets real: I accept his fate. Went in with my steez levels cranked to the max. Proceeded to do a front 2 on, front 2 out. Approaching the end of the rail, my pants lower. As i huck my knees back down to the ground during the last 90°, my ass spreads. My tummy grumbles. I let out a massive big-stinker 2000 on his head.


you did a front 2 on?
Feb 17 2022 11:40AM
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Angioedema
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I stare blankly at the sky and exhale loudly in disgust as I swerve around
Feb 17 2022 11:53AM
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ajbski
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no, not acceptable.

you guys actually ride the park if its stupid busy???

i just go somewhere else on the mountain if people are bothering me. you dont own the hill and they have every right to be there too, even if they are in your way. yea they might have poor park etiquette, but its your responsibility to show them why its important with out ploughing right through them.

stop giving us a bad name. they make the parks smaller or get rid of them completely, move them further away from lifts cause of safety, make requirements for special passes with safety courses and generally stop caring about the income from people like us.

you want parks to get bigger, better features, more accesible and better maintained? then stop acting like goons and show people what they are supposed to do and how.


Feb 17 2022 12:15PM
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TrickyDick470
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Can someone find that video where the guy is skiing into a jump switch and a kid snakes him so the dude reverts to regular and pushes the kid over?
Feb 17 2022 12:27PM
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Abomber22
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i did forget that most the* run em overs crowd* are no taller than their target
anders_awhen you become older, and fatter, andl quite tall, especially parents really frown upon skiiing over their children, even if the kids snaked the line.



I do practice it when standing in line for lift
Feb 17 2022 12:30PM
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The_Best_Bread
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TrickyDick470Can someone find that video where the guy is skiing into a jump switch and a kid snakes him so the dude reverts to regular and pushes the kid over?


oh i remember that video, classic

**This post was edited on Feb 17th 2022 at 12:35:51pm
Feb 17 2022 12:35PM
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ajbski
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like youre not a bad ass for decking a kid that doesnt know any better. just a douchebag
Feb 17 2022 1:13PM
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Michigan_Sucks
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https://youtu.be/M112EpUHPHk

Relevant from pipe qualifiers
Feb 17 2022 1:14PM
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