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Valentine’s Day pain

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weastcoat
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well no skiing tonight for me since my Monday class schedule sucks, nights off to a bad start already with that.

There’s this girl who’s a tad older than me but still in my age group with a beauty of a personality ( and a face ☺️). Haven’t really hung out with her off the hill (she skis), but we always end up running into eachother once in a while on the hill. This girl is so heavenly every time she pulls up to the park, the jets kick on and I throw the most wicked line of the day, or lace the trick I’m trying to get.


Me and her have been talking more and more as of late, and well, I decided to shoot my shot. It’s V-Day after all, and I figured she’d appreciate some lovely company on this (previously) fine Monday evening.


I say it.


“Zootspace and chill at my place later?? 😉”

I put my phone down and my 4pm
class starts. My mind is racing. Didn’t look at my phone all class, was too scared to see the result. Pencil was sweaty from my shaky hands. Had to keep taking deep breaths.

fast forward. Class is over, I’m bullshitting with my buddies as I walk to the parking lot, and open my phone. the moment of truth. This is the text I get…

“Ummm idk what a zootspace is but no. I have other plans tonight with someone else. That guy you told me not to worry about, you said his name was catdickbojangles or something on your silly little park rat website.”


im in shock. No reaction. Didn’t know what to do. Some real pain sets in. I start to feel real sick.

I disgustedly put the car into drive, flew out of the parking lot and got on the highway. And as I drove into the saddening Valentine’s Day sunset, feeling the lump in my throat and fighting the tears off, violated by this girl, the pain is throbbing in my head. I play this song to fit the mood

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1032154/Embed-Code😔
Feb 14 2022 8:00PM
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r00kie
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I was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.
Feb 14 2022 8:02PM
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eheath
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valentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.
Feb 14 2022 8:02PM
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MichiganCatFart
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Spending my Valentine's day evening scrolling NS
Feb 14 2022 8:08PM
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WoFlowz
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Spent my Valentine’s Day editing and send clips to the homies 💕
Feb 14 2022 8:09PM
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crimeenthusiast
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spent my Vday skiing with my girl at snowbird until she destroyed her tyrollia 11s. She picked up some pivot 12s with me at gear room slc. stoked shes got a better binding under her feet!
Feb 14 2022 8:19PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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eheathvalentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.


Have you ever thought about what if their significant other was a bee?

Feb 14 2022 8:24PM
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Typicalski
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I'll zootspace and chill with you👍
Feb 14 2022 8:36PM
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WoFlowz
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Just actually read this thread and you know what Ryan. This rly got me thinking fuck this @CatdickBojangles dude. Sounds like a total ass
Feb 14 2022 8:41PM
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CatdickBojangles
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@weastcoat thats what you get for not hitting me up while you were at Wisp. Now I'm hitting your girl watching every Bag'O'Tricks youtube videos on repeat.
Feb 14 2022 8:43PM
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weastcoat
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r00kieI was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.


I’ve had a damn similar thing happen but on my birthday, twice, wish I was kidding. not fun.
Feb 14 2022 9:05PM
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JacksonA125
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Valentine’s Day is the worst. Fuck love man, skiing is all you need
Feb 14 2022 9:09PM
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piss.boy
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My history teacher said it's a corporate boogaloo or something like that so don't sweat it
Feb 14 2022 9:11PM
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armchair_skier
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Valentines day is cool if you already have someone. Otherwise it's just a made up holiday encouraging you to get into a shitty relationship so you can try and feel better about yourself.
Feb 14 2022 9:19PM
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FruitBootPro
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eheathvalentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.


are you actually serious???

mfs aren't even allowed to buy flowers anymore I'm done
can't have shit on newschoolers
Feb 14 2022 9:24PM
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eheath
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FruitBootProare you actually serious???

mfs aren't even allowed to buy flowers anymore I'm done
can't have shit on newschoolers


nothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm
Feb 14 2022 9:30PM
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MiIfHunter
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eheathnothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm

I put my tongue up my chicks asshole for an hour or so….that’s all she needed
Feb 14 2022 10:12PM
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skierman_jack
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Mad bc he couldn’t land that girl from O’shucks
eheathvalentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.
Feb 14 2022 10:33PM
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eheath
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skierman_jackMad bc he couldn’t land that girl from O’shucks


lol imagine
Feb 14 2022 10:35PM
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BrandoComando
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ReturnToMonkeyHave you ever thought about what if their significant other was a bee?



Skip the wagon, that bee got a goddamn dump truck
Feb 14 2022 10:36PM
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weastcoat
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BrandoComandoSkip the wagon, that bee got a goddamn dump truck


A nice bee-hind
Feb 14 2022 11:07PM
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DesertStix
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Are you in a serious relationship? Serious question
eheathnothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm
Feb 14 2022 11:36PM
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KCoCM
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r00kieI was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.


real question is was it the same chick both times
Feb 14 2022 11:38PM
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eheath
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DesertStixAre you in a serious relationship? Serious question


nope, but i have been in a couple of significant relationships
Feb 14 2022 11:42PM
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Granby_killdozer
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eheathvalentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.


Bitches love flowers tho...
Feb 14 2022 11:55PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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catdickbojangles? fuck bro shes ran through
Feb 15 2022 2:12AM
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Casey
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I can’t tell if this is a joke or not…
Feb 15 2022 2:22AM
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ski_salmon69
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@CatdickBojangles on 🔝
Feb 15 2022 2:29AM
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warm_diet_coke
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eheathnope, but i have been in a couple of significant relationships

eheath is now newschooler’s most eligible bachelor you heard it here first folks
Feb 15 2022 3:40AM
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1005783
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damn dude thats rough all i can say is ur braver than me
Feb 15 2022 3:56AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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greatalpineroadeheath is now newschooler’s most eligible bachelor you heard it here first folks

A man who knows his media
Feb 15 2022 10:23AM
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CowboySkibop
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valentines is fucking stupid, you need a real love brother, not just some performative valentines day shit. valentines is just another Hallmark holiday and made up out of obligation to feel like you need to fill your vibe with fake experiences. keep on ur game and dont change for anybody and dont fall for obligation, somebody right will come when the time is right, don't let a day on the calendar get to you, we all with you homie
Feb 15 2022 10:34AM
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Lippamani
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Spent vday skiing with her it was great and my bro landed his first 3 as well
Feb 15 2022 10:35AM
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r00kie
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KCoCMreal question is was it the same chick both times


Different, not sure if thats better or not haha.
Feb 15 2022 10:38AM
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iH8pow
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I had a different type of Valentine pains. I spent Vday with the bois and broke my ribs doing a 5 on a moderately small jump. I suck at cooking but i still hobbled around making scallops and crab legs and lots of butter for my wife and instead of staying up late with my friend (whos crashing Colorado couches this month to work remotely and shred) i went to bed with my wife and despite the pain, still managed the bi-monthly sex.
Feb 15 2022 11:28AM
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Canis_lupus
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eheathnothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm


eheath is the most qualified person to give relationship advice
Feb 15 2022 1:51PM
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honeynutgoon
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i laced my first flat 3 on v-day so y'a fuck bitches
Feb 15 2022 7:10PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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honeynutgooni laced my first flat 3 on v-day so y'a fuck bitches

Aren't they so fun? Now stay tucked longer and take it to flat 5 :)
Feb 15 2022 7:13PM
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honeynutgoon
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ReturnToMonkeyAren't they so fun? Now stay tucked longer and take it to flat 5 :)


honestly coolest fucking feeling ever

but i'm barely making the rotation as it is but i'm finna have 5s by next week fr fr
Feb 15 2022 7:19PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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honeynutgoonhonestly coolest fucking feeling ever

but i'm barely making the rotation as it is but i'm finna have 5s by next week fr fr

You got it boss!

This is your V day gift from your true love, your skis

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 7:24:33pm
Feb 15 2022 7:24PM
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Angioedema
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weastcoatwell no skiing tonight for me since my Monday class schedule sucks, nights off to a bad start already with that.

There’s this girl who’s a tad older than me but still in my age group with a beauty of a personality ( and a face ☺️). Haven’t really hung out with her off the hill (she skis), but we always end up running into eachother once in a while on the hill. This girl is so heavenly every time she pulls up to the park, the jets kick on and I throw the most wicked line of the day, or lace the trick I’m trying to get.


Me and her have been talking more and more as of late, and well, I decided to shoot my shot. It’s V-Day after all, and I figured she’d appreciate some lovely company on this (previously) fine Monday evening.


I say it.


“Zootspace and chill at my place later?? 😉”

I put my phone down and my 4pm
class starts. My mind is racing. Didn’t look at my phone all class, was too scared to see the result. Pencil was sweaty from my shaky hands. Had to keep taking deep breaths.

fast forward. Class is over, I’m bullshitting with my buddies as I walk to the parking lot, and open my phone. the moment of truth. This is the text I get…

“Ummm idk what a zootspace is but no. I have other plans tonight with someone else. That guy you told me not to worry about, you said his name was catdickbojangles or something on your silly little park rat website.”


im in shock. No reaction. Didn’t know what to do. Some real pain sets in. I start to feel real sick.

I disgustedly put the car into drive, flew out of the parking lot and got on the highway. And as I drove into the saddening Valentine’s Day sunset, feeling the lump in my throat and fighting the tears off, violated by this girl, the pain is throbbing in my head. I play this song to fit the mood

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1032154/Embed-Code😔


im also in the singles line and I just wanna shoutout op’s massive balls. Slay em she ain’t the one
Feb 15 2022 9:19PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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CaseyI can’t tell if this is a joke or not…

This thread is 100% fake.

Who TF is serious about someone and texts them “zootspace and chill”. Sounds like a bad punchline to a bad joke.

OP, send screenshots or confirmed troll thread.
Feb 16 2022 1:30PM
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Lippamani
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Zoot space is 100% how to get lucky
Feb 16 2022 2:35PM
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Charliehermens1
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r00kieI was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.

Lmao I got text dumped on my actual birthday 2 years ago. Girls are mean.
Feb 16 2022 5:02PM
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abcdefu
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r00kieI was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.


By the same girl?
Feb 16 2022 5:05PM
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twinkle_toes
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r00kieI was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.

Got dumped on my birthday few years ago. Atleast he didn’t do it over text though… that’s rough man haha
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